Know Your Colts History: 11/9/07
by Jake Whitacre on Nov 9, 2007 10:23 AM EST
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PrintHow to beat the Chargers in 8 simple steps:
- Get Adam Vinatieri to do the Lights Out dance, Shawne Merriman will be so freaked out he can't focus on the game.
- Make field goals that you know you can make. In other words, make sure this can't happen.
- Show Norv Turner that note LT wrote him last week. He'll be even worse at coaching, if you believe that's possible.
- Fumble the ball, keep fumbling the ball, don't stop fumbling the ball until you get to the endzone.
- Replace the Chargers mariachi band with Hanson. That throws off the competitive edge real quick.
- Wrap up all the San Diego dogs in Colts jerseys.
- Tell Clinton Hart that he isn't eligible to play in the NFL because he didn't go to college, community college doesn't count. I should know because I go to community college.
- Dress all the Colts in these:
The Chargers have a thing with not being able to touch this guy.
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