Know Your Colts History: Christmahanukwanzaa Edition

Before we get started, I need to fire off the disclaimer that the idea for this post came from Pradamaster, the head man over at Bullets Forever.

As we enter the holiday season, here's some gifts for members of the Colts:

Peyton Manning: A TiVo so he can skip through all his commercials while he's watching game film.

Joseph Addai: For everyone's favorite high flyer, some pillows to help cushion his landings.

Charlie Johnson: Brinks home security provides excellent protection if you're have (or are) a revolving door.

Kelvin Hayden: Kelvin's getting a phone book so he can find out Hayden Pantierre's number.  Do you realize if they got married she'd be Hayden Hayden?

Jim Sorgi: For his years of faithful service to the clipboard club, Jim is being rewarded with a new and improved model.  If he sticks around for 2 more years he'll become a gold member!

Dallas Clark: Just because you don't want him getting any ideas or anything like that.

The Colts' Trainer: Only the invincibility star from Mario can keep the anymore Colts from going on IR.

Tony Dungy: These curtains are a great way to ward off a peeping Bill.

Bob Sanders & Antoine Bethea (cue the music):

I can't give gifts to every player on the team (because there's way too many players) so for all those not getting a special gift, you will receive a Ravens floor mat to symbolically represent their 44-20 win where they walked all over the black and purple: