Vic Ketchman, Jaguars senior editor, likes kiddie porn
Like Vic Ketchman, who states without apology or proof that the Colts pipe in crowd noise, I too can just spout what I want expect people to take it seriously: Vic Ketchman, senior editor over at Jaguars.com, likes kiddie porn.
I heard about this from a friend who met a guy in a bar who knows this college girl with one leg in Miami who dated this Navy guy based in Tampa whose got a brother in Jacksonville who, like Ketchman, cleans toilets on the weekends at a local YMCA, and he said he caught Vic in the john with a few kiddie porno mags. Oh, and Vic was also deals crack to kids, robbing old ladies, and rapes pregnant mothers.
See how easy it is to just state stuff without having any proof? Fun, isn't it? Maybe the Jaguars could hire me as an on-line "senior editor." Apparently, all you need to get hired by the Jags is a very active imagination, and not a basic understanding of professional football.
I'm not elaborating on Ketchman's laughable post game thoughts (What "edge" did they return with Vic? They lost the game!), Paul Spicer's insult to Bill Polian, or even Del Rio blaming the refs (again) for his team's undisciplined and unfocused play against the defending World Champions. The comments from those idiots speak for themselves. The Jags are a whiny organization. Always have been. It's been over 10 years since they won a playoff game, and the Colts own a 12-3 record against them.
That's really all that needs to be said on that. Oh, and Vic Ketchman likes kiddie porn.
Update [2007-12-3 20:26:30 by BigBlueShoe]: We bash the Jags for their whining, but I'll say this: You don't see that kind of stuff from Chris at BCC. No whining. No finger pointing. Even after complaining about some calls in the game, Chris ends his post with this:
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kiddie porn
by jeffsaturdaynightfever on Dec 3, 2007 6:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Don't see it BBS
by wsexson on Dec 3, 2007 6:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wrong link
by BigBlueShoe on Dec 3, 2007 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda figured that was the reason why
"Vic <<Ketchum>>, senior editor over at Jaguars.com, likes kiddie porn."
In your first paragraph.
by wsexson on Dec 3, 2007 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well I heard,
by shake n bake on Dec 3, 2007 7:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Now, now...
Are you telling me that losing a big divisional game in December to a team you generally loathe can't be used as a way to gain an edge and perspective on how to finish out the rest of the season?
I seem to remember another team that lost a big game in December last season that learned enough from it to go far...I wonder who they were?
BBS, you're sure strung out over the "whining" after a win arn't you? I've deleted 3 different posts today because I'm trying to be the bigger man and not whine about things like Kevin Hayden clearly throwing Reggie Williams to the ground after the Whistle and Reggie getting flagged, but I'm not.
Though, I will say, Indianapolis was a nice place to watch a game. I had good end zone seats, and other than one or two little comments, no problems at all.
by River City Rage on Dec 3, 2007 7:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Well....
by bleedingblue on Dec 3, 2007 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Chris
Yes, I am saying that losing a big divisional game in December to a team you generally loathe can't be used as a way to gain an edge and perspective. Ketchman's post-game was hilariously stupid. The guy is a total moron. The Jags would do better hiring you. Unlike Ketchman, you know football and have a brain.
The Jags have lost 6 of 7 to the Colts. They've done so by shooting themselves in the foot, repeatedly. That one lose you keep referring to was a fluke. The Colts fielded a defense with third stringers playing safety and Gilbert Gardner at LBer. The Jags have gone 0-2 against Indy since that game, with one a blowout in Jacksonville.
Williams was dumb for retaliating. That simple. Smart veteran teams that win Super Bowls know that. The Jags don't. That's why they lost, again.
I'm glad you enjoyed the game. You represent, for many of us, what Jags fans are. Sadly, the team you root for is not as classy or as cool as you. I truly mean that. The amount of whining from Jags players and the silly comments from Spicer and Ketchman are classic examples of why this franchise continues to lose: They just don't get it.
You do. Maybe Jacksonville should hire you next year.
by BigBlueShoe on Dec 3, 2007 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm curious
How did he not have possession? He catches the ball, as I've clearly isolated. He turns, he makes a step upfield, then goes down on his knees from the tackle. The ball comes loose as the Jaguar wraps him up, and is completely loose as his knees hit the ground.
Without sounding like I don't know what constitutes a catch, how does this one not count as complete? It's got all the elements, especially if you consider the two hands holding the ball to his chest as he starts to turn upfield?
Again, not starting anything, just seeking a little bit of clarity.
On the other subjects, as much as I'd like to work for the Jaguars, Ketchman has his moments. He does a pretty decent job explaining SOME things, but yeah, he's sort of an old coot sometimes. Where he's good is in keeping some sort of perspective. He was the only guy in Jacksonville telling people that beating the Colts would not give Jacksonville the Division, and "managed expectations" so that fans knew that we're still on the inside track toward the playoffs. Even if that means being a little aggressive in saying that the loss gives Jacksonville an edge.
That said, the last thing I looked at in the RCA dome before heading down the aisle and into the corridors were the AFC South division banners, knowing full and well that I'd have to wait another season to get that close to one again...
Anyhow, thanks for the clarification and the kind words.
-Chris
by River City Rage on Dec 3, 2007 9:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
colts fan here
Well, if a player decides to go down, isn't that a football move? So he catches the ball, gets two feet down then goes to the ground, gets hit, and fumbles. Seems like that rule should be looked at after this play...Utecht needs to learn how to hold onto the ball too..
I guess the refs got the call "right" according to the rule, but that doesn't mean people agree with it, myself included. It needs to be looked at, even if it did go in our favor.
by yellowsnow on Dec 3, 2007 10:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Weird Stat I just found on Utecht
How can he catch the ball so well but never hold on to it?
by shake n bake on Dec 3, 2007 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ooh ooh i know!
by KingRichard on Dec 4, 2007 3:40 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You know...
I get your point, and agree, but your methods have ultra madness to them. :)
by kirbir on Dec 4, 2007 12:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Madden quote
by BigBlueShoe on Dec 4, 2007 9:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not really...
by will on Dec 4, 2007 5:07 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Truth
You're analysis of the game is about as fair and balanced as the referees'.
But go ahead and call the Jags a bunch of whiners for complaining when the fix is in.
The colts will continue to score on (illegal) picks, and the Media Controllers will ensure that we all see a Brady vs. Manning AFC Championship by enabling the referees to sell out small market teams like the Jaguars.
And Will, it is libel. Saying "Vic Ketchman likes kiddie porn" is both defamatory and a false statement of fact, can be proven true or false, and, therefore, can be the subject of a slander claim.
by ComeJanuary on Dec 4, 2007 2:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
actually
by Terry on Dec 4, 2007 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Small Market Teams
I can't wait for the NFL to move the Jags to LA. They'll have to rename them. The Cheetahs maybe? We already have Panthers. Maybe the Banditos?
Ah, now I've got it. The Los Angeles Stupid Spoiled Whores!
by MonkeyBusiness on Dec 4, 2007 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hey
by metalmilitia on Dec 5, 2007 1:34 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

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