The Roid Bowl
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What better way to deal with the fact that our team isn't playing today than making fun of the two teams that are in the AFC Championship Game. What else are we to do? Enjoy the game? HA! It's much more fun to berate and belittle the two teams actually playing, especially since both teams are known for their cheating ways.
Today's 3:00 PM Eastern game, or The Roid Bowl as its been dubbed, features Chargers LBer Shawne Merriman (suspended in 2006 for steroids use), Patriots S Rodney Harrison (suspended this season for HGH use), and a coach who, despite numerous warnings to cease and desist, was caught cheating earlier this season and was completely unapologetic about it. Afterwards, he was awarded a contract extension and the Coach of the Year award.
And who said cheaters never prosper?
Seriously, what's not to love about this game? It has everything the NFL marketing team loves! Of course, all this cheating and doping stuff is "in the past" and we should focus solely on the "history" we are witnessing. Listen, what the Pats have accomplished up until now is amazing, but as I said earlier this season everything this New England team does from now on is tainted. I don't care who you talk to. This team is universally viewed as a corrupt and amoral team who will cheat to win.
Does that sound like the kind of team you want to market your league around?
One thing is for sure: The NFL better hope the Pats lose today. They won't, but they better hope so, because if they win the next few weeks will do significant damage to the league. A cheating team with an undefeated record is not something that you want to showcase to the world in the biggest game on the planet. As for the Chargers, no one really gives a crap about them. Hell, even their own fans are apathetic. They barely sold out their home playoff game against the Titans.
The AFC is really in the crapper this year, folks.
Over on the NFC, two great teams are going to battle it out in freezing conditions. A late-January game at Lambaugh Field is as good as it gets. Why they don't have Super Bowls there, I don't know. I guess they want warm weather cities in order to appease rich jerk-offs who know next to nothing about the game. Forget appeasing fans (you know, the people who buy and consume this product). We saw last season that a Super Bowl with bad weather conditions is highly entertaining. But whatever, Green Bay v. NY should be a great game.
Be sure to stop by the other blogs to get a gander at what they are chewing the fat about. This is an open thread.
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This sure is
I guess that's the reason why the NFL strategically made the NFC championship the prime-time game. The nation's bored of the Patriots and just want to see them out of their faces.
Pats fans won't believe it, but that's the reaction I got sitting at a Seattle airport bar waiting for a flight to Chi-town.
by rangerover76 on Jan 20, 2008 12:33 PM EST 0 recs
Is anyone watching the pregame NFL Today?? Yeck!
Hopefully the coverage will get a little less freaky as the day goes on.
by juperee on Jan 20, 2008 2:17 PM EST 0 recs
Gary Brackett
by BigBlueShoe on Jan 20, 2008 2:21 PM EST 0 recs
I seem to remember
Now what was the Welker just screamed after he dropped a pass?
by shake n bake on Jan 20, 2008 4:27 PM EST 0 recs
I don't have a DVR to re-check it so
by shake n bake on
Jan 20, 2008 5:34 PM EST
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Tom Brady, you suck ass
by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 20, 2008 5:27 PM EST 0 recs
It was a real killer redzone INT thrown by QB
by shake n bake on
Jan 20, 2008 5:33 PM EST
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Go NFC Champ
by shake n bake on
Jan 20, 2008 6:24 PM EST
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That picture...
by pukcab on Jan 20, 2008 6:32 PM EST 0 recs
Congrats on your team making to the SB
by MerryGoByeBye on
Jan 20, 2008 7:33 PM EST
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Sure was
by MerryGoByeBye on
Jan 20, 2008 9:44 PM EST
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Mulrony
by standingpat on
Jan 20, 2008 9:58 PM EST
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eh
by KingRichard on Jan 20, 2008 9:02 PM EST 0 recs
OH. MY. GOD.
by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 20, 2008 10:06 PM EST 0 recs
That's what my Packer's fan friends get
I was planning on rooting for the Packers but watching the game it was hard not to pull for Eli. Just please beat the pats, please.
Back to back SB victories for the Manning family sounds like the next best thing to a Colts repeat.
by shake n bake on
Jan 20, 2008 10:29 PM EST
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you have had enough
by standingpat on Jan 20, 2008 10:33 PM EST 0 recs
dude
by KingRichard on
Jan 20, 2008 11:02 PM EST
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Hey dude,..err Your Highness
by standingpat on Jan 20, 2008 11:19 PM EST 0 recs
please talk football
by shake n bake on
Jan 20, 2008 11:24 PM EST
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This site is great.
by Cru on Jan 20, 2008 11:52 PM EST 0 recs
And I'm going to assume
by standingpat on
Jan 21, 2008 12:19 AM EST
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Knock off the demeaning comments
Thank you.
by BigBlueShoe on
Jan 21, 2008 12:45 AM EST
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This is hilarious
Will some of you actually cry and possibly lose sleep in two weeks when we become the greatest team ever? 19-0...wow...that has gotta sting a Colt fan...really. BTW, nice little pep talk from Peyton Manning...no, Peyton...I am not sad that the football season is over. Because it is not over....bwhahahhahah!
Bunch of hypocrites.
by InBradyWeTrust on Jan 21, 2008 1:06 AM EST 0 recs
fjaijgjiagjian
by KingRichard on
Jan 21, 2008 1:09 AM EST
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Why would we cry and lose sleep?
by BigBlueShoe on
Jan 21, 2008 1:12 AM EST
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Well said
by MerryGoByeBye on
Jan 21, 2008 2:17 AM EST
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Spygate...
The Patriots are undefeated because they are a very good, well motivated, well managed football team. Your comments scream of jealousy, an unhealthy emotion .
by horseofadifferentcolor on
Jan 21, 2008 4:50 PM EST
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The only reason...
Rivers couldn't throw the ball, and Brady couldn't make a good decision.
That truly was an awful game to watch.
by the21eraser on
Jan 21, 2008 10:46 AM EST
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Well
by MerryGoByeBye on
Jan 21, 2008 9:07 AM EST
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Couldn't read that with a straight face.
It doesn't destroy the concept of team.
So why do others hate the Patriots, cause they don't walk the talk. They want to show up teams.
Their sole motivation is : Us-> good: Them ->Evil
It may or may not be true but that is the general perception.
And yeah having a prick for a coach doesn't help the cause either.
by rangerover76 on
Jan 23, 2008 3:48 PM EST
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Patriots...
I would have to say he's one of the best coaches around. He knows how to build a Championship team. Now imagine this, imagine Randy Moss as Peytons WR. Wow. I can already hear the jaws dropping off the desks. No, the Patriots are not cheaters, no they are not evil... they are just smart. They play good football all around.
by patsandthenorthrule on Jan 23, 2008 4:38 PM EST 0 recs
Actually
You are correct that they are smart and play good football. But they are cheaters. You see, the two things are simultaneously true, not mutually exclusive.
by ctnyc on
Jan 23, 2008 11:47 PM EST
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How did the Pats cheat again??
by horseofadifferentcolor on Jan 24, 2008 1:23 PM EST 0 recs
I see
In the meantime, I'll trust the league on this one. You know, the league that fined the Pats and their cheating coach a record amount, and took away a 1st-round draft pick? I guess your argument must be that the league imposed these penalties not because the Pats cheated, but simply because they were jealous of the Patriots (that is pretty much your argument for everything else, isn't it?)
Honestly, it's fascinating to see historical revisionism taking place in real time, right before my eyes. The Pats cheating and subsequent punishment was perhaps the biggest story in a season full of big stories, and now Pats fans are actually starting to claim that there was no cheating at all. Unbelievable how far some will go to hold onto their illusions....
by ctnyc on
Jan 24, 2008 3:13 PM EST
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I'll ask again...
I didn't see the 8 mins. and neither did you. Yet, you cry and cry and cry and moan and cry that the Pats are cheaters, as if this improper taping actually mattered. If you're so certain the videotape mattered, in fact contained the secret to N.E. success this season... tell me how it helped????
Since you have no idea of what was on the tape, please feel free to theorize on how the 8 minutes of images on that tape, that were never handed over to the Patriots helped them win it all this season????
You see, if you argue that -
"Oh... well... it didn't help them THIS year, it's the advantage the Pats got back in those Super Bowl years that we're talking about... yeah those years"
Then - how do you account for the Patriots continuing with their winning ways this season?? If it was the videotape that made the Pats great - what happened this year - the Pats got lucky or something??
People... you sound so f'ing foolish with your cheater chant. But, if it makes you feel better about your team, by all means continue with the chorus.
by horseofadifferentcolor on
Jan 25, 2008 12:33 PM EST
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You're seriously confused
It's very simple:
The Patriots were caught videotaping an opponent's signals. This is against the rules in the NFL. They knew it was against the rules; they had been warned specifically in the past, and Commissioner Goodell sent a memo to every team at the beginning of this season stating as such. They did it anyway. This makes them cheaters.
We further know that they possessed a library of such film. We don't know what exactly was on that film, because the league quickly destroyed it. However, if they took the trouble to do the filming in the first place, knowing that they could be severely punished if caught, it seems likely that this past library helped them in some way. Otherwise, it wouldn't be worth the risk, and we know that Belichick is no dummy.
Whether or not taping assisted them in this year's historic run -- which is very doubtful -- is immaterial. They still did it, it's still against the rules, ergo: they're still cheaters, whether it helped in this particular season or not.
Think of it this way: say you're a college student. You have a biology exam and you haven't studied. All those terms and definitions, what will you do? So you make "crib notes." You write down definitions and explanations of biological processes on a piece of paper. You hide it up your sleeve so you can surreptitiously peek at it later to help you during the exam. As you're walking in the testing room, the professor notices a little corner of the paper sticking out your sleeve and tells you to remove it. You do, he sees it, and you're busted.
What do you think would happen to you in this case? Do you think the professor would say, "Oh well, as long as we caught you cheating before it could help you on the test, it's not really cheating -- now go sit down, young man"? If you believe this, then you live in a world of delusion. You would be severely punished, and -- in many places -- expelled from school. And why? Because IT'S STILL CHEATING.
And this is why we call the Pats cheaters: because they are. Cheating is not dependent on whether it helps your cause or not. In fact, in many cases it does not. I went to school with a monumentally stupid kid. He was taking a Spanish exam in a study hall, and cheated by peeking at exam of the kid next to him. What he didn't realize was that -- even though both tests were multiple choice -- his neighbor was taking a FRENCH exam. There were two different exams going on at the same time in the room. So even though the cheating didn't help (and in this case, probably hurt), it was still cheating.
In sum: were the Pats helped in the past by cheating? Hard to say for sure, but it seems pretty plausible, given the degree of risk involved in the cheating. Were they helped this year by the cheating? Probably not. Was it still cheating? Yes. Does this make the Pats cheaters? By definition, yes.
I hope this helps clear it up for you. And remember, I didn't even mention Rodney Harrison. And yes, taking illegal and banned substances is cheating too. But that's a topic for another post.
And by the way, none of this makes me feel better or worse or anything at all about my own team. My team had nothing to do with any of this. The disgust I feel about the situation I feel solely about the Pats -- the only team that was involved in the specific instances we're talking about. I think the Pats are a very, very good football team which has been caught cheating several times.
by ctnyc on
Jan 25, 2008 6:33 PM EST
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