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The Roid Bowl

What better way to deal with the fact that our team isn't playing today than making fun of the two teams that are in the AFC Championship Game. What else are we to do? Enjoy the game? HA! It's much more fun to berate and belittle the two teams actually playing, especially since both teams are known for their cheating ways.

Today's 3:00 PM Eastern game, or The Roid Bowl as its been dubbed, features Chargers LBer Shawne Merriman (suspended in 2006 for steroids use), Patriots S Rodney Harrison (suspended this season for HGH use), and a coach who, despite numerous warnings to cease and desist, was caught cheating earlier this season and was completely unapologetic about it. Afterwards, he was awarded a contract extension and the Coach of the Year award.

And who said cheaters never prosper?

Seriously, what's not to love about this game? It has everything the NFL marketing team loves! Of course, all this cheating and doping stuff is "in the past" and we should focus solely on the "history" we are witnessing. Listen, what the Pats have accomplished up until now is amazing, but as I said earlier this season everything this New England team does from now on is tainted. I don't care who you talk to. This team is universally viewed as a corrupt and amoral team who will cheat to win.

Does that sound like the kind of team you want to market your league around?

One thing is for sure: The NFL better hope the Pats lose today. They won't, but they better hope so, because if they win the next few weeks will do significant damage to the league. A cheating team with an undefeated record is not something that you want to showcase to the world in the biggest game on the planet. As for the Chargers, no one really gives a crap about them. Hell, even their own fans are apathetic. They barely sold out their home playoff game against the Titans.

The AFC is really in the crapper this year, folks.

Over on the NFC, two great teams are going to battle it out in freezing conditions. A late-January game at Lambaugh Field is as good as it gets. Why they don't have Super Bowls there, I don't know. I guess they want warm weather cities in order to appease rich jerk-offs who know next to nothing about the game. Forget appeasing fans (you know, the people who buy and consume this product). We saw last season that a Super Bowl with bad weather conditions is highly entertaining. But whatever, Green Bay v. NY should be a great game.

Be sure to stop by the other blogs to get a gander at what they are chewing the fat about. This is an open thread.

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This sure is
Going to attract the Pats trolls like flies to you-know-what.
I guess that's the reason why the NFL strategically made the NFC championship the prime-time game. The nation's bored of the Patriots and just want to see them out of their faces.
Pats fans won't believe it, but that's the reaction I got sitting at a Seattle airport bar waiting for a flight to Chi-town.
"Winning is not everything;the desire to win is" - Vince Lombardi

by rangerover76 on Jan 20, 2008 12:33 PM EST   0 recs

Is anyone watching the pregame NFL Today?? Yeck!
Bleah! The intro to the NFL Today program that's preceding the game today is beyond icky. Man, even if I were a Pats fan, I wouldn't dig it one bit. It was about "Perfection" with a white labcoat professor type guy surrounded by blackboards and equations, and he was about to lose it because he didn't think "Perfection" could exist. Then it went from cheesy and annoying, slid into arrogant, and made an about-face right into creepy when it pictured a dozen Monty Python style animated photos of Tom Brady laughing eerily at the Prof. Bleah. I have a feeling even Brady wouldn't have approved of that one.
Hopefully the coverage will get a little less freaky as the day goes on.
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.

by juperee on Jan 20, 2008 2:17 PM EST   0 recs

Gary Brackett
He is on ESPN's Sunday Countdown right now guest-hosting.
Please make an account and post a diary, add some comments, and make some noise. Accounts are free, and only require an email address.

by BigBlueShoe on Jan 20, 2008 2:21 PM EST   0 recs

I seem to remember
a certain tyrannical pats blogger being upset by Joseph Addai's choice of words while he was being tackled earlier this season.

Now what was the Welker just screamed after he dropped a pass?

my blog http://shakennbaken.blogspot.com/

by shake n bake on Jan 20, 2008 4:27 PM EST   0 recs

I don't have a DVR to re-check it so
It was a very loud FUCK from Welker right? I thought it was clear.
my blog http://shakennbaken.blogspot.com/

by shake n bake on Jan 20, 2008 5:34 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

Tom Brady, you suck ass
Ok, he's one of the best ever. But just WTF was that INT?
Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone

by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 20, 2008 5:27 PM EST   0 recs

It was a real killer redzone INT thrown by QB
Not the technically true but totally misleading "Manning threw that killer interception on the botched screen to the halfback inside the Chargers' 5-yard line" -Bill Simmons
my blog http://shakennbaken.blogspot.com/

by shake n bake on Jan 20, 2008 5:33 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

That picture...
is SO hillarious... who made it? BBS? It just keeps cracking me up.

by pukcab on Jan 20, 2008 6:32 PM EST   0 recs

Congrats on your team making to the SB
It really was an awful game. I really hope that you guys make the SB be a little better.
Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone

by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 20, 2008 7:33 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

Thanx
 It was an ugly game. Brady was awful.

by standingpat on Jan 20, 2008 8:07 PM EST   0 recs

Sure was
But Maroney is being huge lately. I didn't think much of him, but now he's becoming a really good RB.
Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone

by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 20, 2008 9:44 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

Mulrony
 He hs been coming around for the last 4-5 games. Last year he was played like this for about 2 thirds of the season until he got hurt.

by standingpat on Jan 20, 2008 9:58 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

eh
Go Giants!!       ?
Who tha faak ahm aaah? Aaaahm tha faakin guy who does his jowb, you must be tha otha guy!

by KingRichard on Jan 20, 2008 9:02 PM EST   0 recs

OH. MY. GOD.
That was the UGLIEST FG I ever saw. I mean, the snap was awful, and the kick was also awful. I cannot believe what my eyes just saw.
Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone

by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 20, 2008 10:06 PM EST   0 recs

That's what my Packer's fan friends get
for the shit talking over the last week.

I was planning on rooting for the Packers but watching the game it was hard not to pull for Eli. Just please beat the pats, please.

Back to back SB victories for the Manning family sounds like the next best thing to a Colts repeat.

my blog http://shakennbaken.blogspot.com/

by shake n bake on Jan 20, 2008 10:29 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

you have had enough
 Disappointment  this season, haven't you?

by standingpat on Jan 20, 2008 10:33 PM EST   0 recs

dude
Quit being an annoying little shit please.
Who tha faak ahm aaah? Aaaahm tha faakin guy who does his jowb, you must be tha otha guy!

by KingRichard on Jan 20, 2008 11:02 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

Hey dude,..err Your Highness
You to always seem be on the wrong side of things, I think it is my caring nature that makes me want to help you.

by standingpat on Jan 20, 2008 11:19 PM EST   0 recs

please talk football
you're just antagonizing now
my blog http://shakennbaken.blogspot.com/

by shake n bake on Jan 20, 2008 11:24 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

This site is great.
After reading a number of your post I'm going to assume you are either a women or a 14yr old.  

by Cru on Jan 20, 2008 11:52 PM EST   0 recs

And I'm going to assume
 That you are either a product of generational inbreeding, gay, or a pedophile.

by standingpat on Jan 21, 2008 12:19 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

Knock off the demeaning comments
Seriously, if you want to act like children, go to a message board. Patsfans.com and IndyStar.com/forums are loaded with this kind of crap. Here, it is not tolerated. Talk football all you want. Insult commenters and site regulars, and u get my foot up your ass.

Thank you.

Please make an account and post a diary, add some comments, and make some noise. Accounts are free, and only require an email address.

by BigBlueShoe on Jan 21, 2008 12:45 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

This is hilarious
You guys have a sweet little support group here.  Your team chokes..what do you do next?  Hmmm...Big Blue trashes the teams that are left...real classy-not unusual, though.  Nothing to do...just a nice little support thread.  Hey, how are you guys liking the playoffs?  Hmmm...one of Tom Brady's worst performances today against the team that beat you guys and our aged, old and slow defense rose to the occasion and won.

Will some of you actually cry and possibly lose sleep in two weeks when we become the greatest team ever?  19-0...wow...that has gotta sting a Colt fan...really.  BTW, nice little pep talk from Peyton Manning...no, Peyton...I am not sad that the football season is over.  Because it is not over....bwhahahhahah!

Bunch of hypocrites.

by InBradyWeTrust on Jan 21, 2008 1:06 AM EST   0 recs

fjaijgjiagjian
And what exactly are we being hypocritcal about?
Who tha faak ahm aaah? Aaaahm tha faakin guy who does his jowb, you must be tha otha guy!

by KingRichard on Jan 21, 2008 1:09 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

Why would we cry and lose sleep?
Your team cheated. Nothing you do this year means anything because your whole season is tainted. Your players and you head coach are C.H.E.A.T.E.R.S. If NE wins the Super Bowl, then great for them. The league in general, it's an unmitigated disaster.
Please make an account and post a diary, add some comments, and make some noise. Accounts are free, and only require an email address.

by BigBlueShoe on Jan 21, 2008 1:12 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

Well said
And I think that the reason people forgot about the 'Spygate' because it was against the Jets, and, seriously, who gives a crap about the Jets these days? I really think that the Pats would be in deeper shit if that happened against the Colts or the Cowboys.
Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone

by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 21, 2008 2:17 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

Spygate...
Since you consider the 8 mins. of video-taping by a Patriots intern during the first game of the year to be the secret of New England's success this season.. how on God's green earth did the Patriots manage to beat: the Colts, the Cowboys, the Jaguars, the Steeters, the Chargers (twice) and the Giants (soon to be twice) without the aid of their magical videotape????  Explain that to me please. You don't realize how incredibly stupid you sound when you spout-off about this nonsense.

The Patriots are undefeated because they are a very good, well motivated, well managed football team. Your comments scream of jealousy, an unhealthy emotion .  

by horseofadifferentcolor on Jan 21, 2008 4:50 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

The only reason...
The Pats won that game was because Phillip Rivers shouldn't have been playing.  He had absolutely nothing on his throws and underthrew his receivers consistently.

Rivers couldn't throw the ball, and Brady couldn't make a good decision.

That truly was an awful game to watch.

by the21eraser on Jan 21, 2008 10:46 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

Well
" Yes, New England – well, their coach, at least – is a convicted cheater." - That's why everyone hates the Patriots. And even a guy who doesn't know that, well, he knows... :)
Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone

by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 21, 2008 9:07 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

Couldn't read that with a straight face.
Nothing wrong in accepting that I want to one-up the QB from Indy and keep throwing "Hail Mary" so that my ridiculously talented WR can grab them.
It doesn't destroy the concept of team.
So why do others hate the Patriots, cause they don't walk the talk. They want to show up teams.
Their sole motivation is : Us-> good: Them ->Evil
It may or may not be true but that is the general perception.
And yeah having a prick for a coach doesn't help the cause either.
"Winning is not everything;the desire to win is" - Vince Lombardi

by rangerover76 on Jan 23, 2008 3:48 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

I don't hate the Patriots...

by horseofadifferentcolor on Jan 21, 2008 5:27 PM EST   0 recs

Patriots...
I am so tired of everyone talking about how bad the Patriots and how they got caught cheating etc. They broke records, even Peyton's most TD passes. The broke the most points scored, they are now 18-0 and are one game away from the perfect season. Oh, by the way, the Patriots trade for Moss and then they made that move everyone laughed. So I guess the convicted cheater "cheated" on that move, right?

I would have to say he's one of the best coaches around. He knows how to build a Championship team. Now imagine this, imagine Randy Moss as Peytons WR. Wow. I can already hear the jaws dropping off the desks. No, the Patriots are not cheaters, no they are not evil... they are just smart. They play good football all around.

Patriots Rule "We finished what the Colts and Sell Out Peyton Could Not"

by patsandthenorthrule on Jan 23, 2008 4:38 PM EST   0 recs

Actually
The Patriots are cheaters. The league caught them, fined them a record amount, and took away a first-round draft pick. Surely you remember?

You are correct that they are smart and play good football. But they are cheaters. You see, the two things are simultaneously true, not mutually exclusive.

by ctnyc on Jan 23, 2008 11:47 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

How did the Pats cheat again??
The eight minutes of video tape confiscated by the NFL during the first quarter of the first game of the season really helped the Patriots win because_______________

by horseofadifferentcolor on Jan 24, 2008 1:23 PM EST   0 recs

I see
So you know exactly what was on that videotape? And what was on the "library" of video that the league also impounded, then destroyed? Seriously, many have wondered, you'd be doing us all a great service by telling us your insider knowledge of these issues.

In the meantime, I'll trust the league on this one. You know, the league that fined the Pats and their cheating coach a record amount, and took away a 1st-round draft pick? I guess your argument must be that the league imposed these penalties not because the Pats cheated, but simply because they were jealous of the Patriots (that is pretty much your argument for everything else, isn't it?)

Honestly, it's fascinating to see historical revisionism taking place in real time, right before my eyes. The Pats cheating and subsequent punishment was perhaps the biggest story in a season full of big stories, and now Pats fans are actually starting to claim that there was no cheating at all. Unbelievable how far some will go to hold onto their illusions....

by ctnyc on Jan 24, 2008 3:13 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

I'll ask again...
How did the 8 minutes of improper sideline videotape during the first quarter of the Jets game (first game of the season) help the Patriots... aid the Patriots... in winning 18 games this season?

I didn't see the 8 mins. and neither did you. Yet, you cry and cry and cry and moan and cry that the Pats are cheaters, as if this improper taping actually mattered. If you're so certain the videotape mattered, in fact contained the secret to N.E. success this season... tell me how it helped????  

Since you have no idea of what was on the tape, please feel free to theorize on how the 8 minutes of images on that tape, that were never handed over to the Patriots helped them win it all this season????

You see, if you argue that -

"Oh... well... it didn't help them THIS year, it's the advantage the Pats got back in those Super Bowl years that we're talking about... yeah those years"

Then - how do you account for the Patriots continuing with their winning ways this season?? If it was the videotape that made the Pats great - what happened this year - the Pats got lucky or something??

People... you sound so f'ing foolish with your cheater chant. But, if it makes you feel better about your team, by all means continue with the chorus.    

by horseofadifferentcolor on Jan 25, 2008 12:33 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

You're seriously confused
I think you're trying (purposely or not) to conflate several different arguments into one. Then because the arguments don't hang together seamlessly (because they are separate arguments), you say something to the effect of, "See? what you Colts fans are saying is a jumbled mess!" But it's you jumbling things up, not us.

It's very simple:

The Patriots were caught videotaping an opponent's signals. This is against the rules in the NFL. They knew it was against the rules; they had been warned specifically in the past, and Commissioner Goodell sent a memo to every team at the beginning of this season stating as such. They did it anyway. This makes them cheaters.

We further know that they possessed a library of such film. We don't know what exactly was on that film, because the league quickly destroyed it. However, if they took the trouble to do the filming in the first place, knowing that they could be severely punished if caught, it seems likely that this past library helped them in some way. Otherwise, it wouldn't be worth the risk, and we know that Belichick is no dummy.

Whether or not taping assisted them in this year's historic run -- which is very doubtful -- is immaterial. They still did it, it's still against the rules, ergo: they're still cheaters, whether it helped in this particular season or not.

Think of it this way: say you're a college student. You have a biology exam and you haven't studied. All those terms and definitions, what will you do? So you make "crib notes." You write down definitions and explanations of biological processes on a piece of paper. You hide it up your sleeve so you can surreptitiously peek at it later to help you during the exam. As you're walking in the testing room, the professor notices a little corner of the paper sticking out your sleeve and tells you to remove it. You do, he sees it, and you're busted.

What do you think would happen to you in this case? Do you think the professor would say, "Oh well, as long as we caught you cheating before it could help you on the test, it's not really cheating -- now go sit down, young man"? If you believe this, then you live in a world of delusion. You would be severely punished, and -- in many places -- expelled from school. And why? Because IT'S STILL CHEATING.

And this is why we call the Pats cheaters: because they are. Cheating is not dependent on whether it helps your cause or not. In fact, in many cases it does not. I went to school with a monumentally stupid kid. He was taking a Spanish exam in a study hall, and cheated by peeking at exam of the kid next to him. What he didn't realize was that -- even though both tests were multiple choice -- his neighbor was taking a FRENCH exam. There were two different exams going on at the same time in the room. So even though the cheating didn't help (and in this case, probably hurt), it was still cheating.

In sum: were the Pats helped in the past by cheating? Hard to say for sure, but it seems pretty plausible, given the degree of risk involved in the cheating. Were they helped this year by the cheating? Probably not. Was it still cheating? Yes. Does this make the Pats cheaters? By definition, yes.

I hope this helps clear it up for you. And remember, I didn't even mention Rodney Harrison. And yes, taking illegal and banned substances is cheating too. But that's a topic for another post.

And by the way, none of this makes me feel better or worse or anything at all about my own team. My team had nothing to do with any of this. The disgust I feel about the situation I feel solely about the Pats -- the only team that was involved in the specific instances we're talking about. I think the Pats are a very, very good football team which has been caught cheating several times.    

by ctnyc on Jan 25, 2008 6:33 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

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