MaPatsFan goes to Indianapolis
Wow, I've never been to Indy before. This is different; the streets actually make sense, unlike Boston where they just paved over the cow paths. I'm kinda hungry. Maybe I'll grab something to eat at this bar.
Nice place. Lotta blue, though...and horseshoes hanging everywhere. Look at all the signed jerseys! Unitas...Manning...Harrison...Wayne...Sanders. Hey, why did everyone stop talking and start staring at me? Oh, must be the Welker jersey. Well, I'll grab a seat at the bar.
"What can I getcha?"
"I'll take a beah, maybe a Sam Adams, a cupah chowdah, and some steamahs."
"Some what?"
"You know, steamahs. Oh, that's right. Dude, the alphabet is actually ...q.ah.s.t.u.v"
"Uhm... you're not from around here, are you?"
"Hahdjah guess? Alright, how boutah steak sandwich?"
"That, I can do."
More after the jump...
Cool! There's mgrex03. "Hey MPF, welcome to Indy. It took me a beer or so, but I worked up this new model. Check it out." mgrex03 hits a macro button on a spreadsheet and a 3D model hovers over the keyboard. "I can adjust the parameters in the spreadsheet and play out a game in 3D. I'm working on a way to teleport bloggers into the 3D model."
"shake, what's going on?" "Well, I dug into 25 years of past history and based on passers ratings, red zone stops, and yardage after penalties, the Colts are clearly favored to win and Peyton is the best QB on the planet."
There's KingRichard. "Hey KR." "bleh meh Pats suck. GO HORSE!! dslfjlasddfklldsdsfl"
Holy crap! It's Peyton. And he's getting ready to throw the ball. Wow, can't believe I caught that, right in the bread basket. I'll never breath again and I've lost feeling in 3 fingers, but I'll be ok. Bob Sanders?!?!? I can't believe it! Uh oh, he's getting up. Why does he look like the Predator acquiring a target? Crap, what a time to wear my Welker jersey.
Peyton to Sanders: "Bob...BOB!! It's Thursday! Bob rests on Thursdays, remember? Bob needs to rest up for Sunday's game." He sits down, but never takes his eyes off of me.
This oughta be fun, I think. ;-) We know each other's teams so well that they'll be some good back and forth.
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I knew it!!!
I always knew trat the alphabet had an “ah” in it.
So that means words like retarded are actually pronounced retahded. lol
by metal_militia on Oct 30, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Oct 30, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly like that
Ah you a fackin retahd?
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on Oct 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im no retahd
Fack. I need a Beah
by metal_militia on Oct 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is pretty good, MaPats..
Very funny…
you captured mgrex03’s computer genius
Shake’s awesome always-a-silver-lining outlook (and Peyton IS the best QB on the planet)
and KR’s…ummm….is smartassness a word?
The bit about Peyton and Bozilla was classic…
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Oct 30, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Peyton and Bob
Kind of reminds you of Peyton and Chicken Sony commercial.
Guy: I don’t really like sports
(Chicken leaps from his seat)
Peyton: Chicken. No, Chicken.
by TouchdownMonkey on Oct 30, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I love that commercial.
Has anyone seen the new MC aired? I thought I would see it Monday night, but I suppose MC didn’t sponsor the game.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Oct 30, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must have a camera in my hotel room
I’m about ready to use a Macro created in Excel to come up with my prediction stats. That’s kinda scary.
But I’m going to do it in front of a pool in Orlando. I hear it’s cold in the Northeast.
by mgrex03 on Oct 30, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
41 F and getting colder, thanks for that...
Blogger at SBNation's New England Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit
by MaPatsFan on Oct 30, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh and Sanders didn't rest on this Thursday
I’d expect he’s pretty strongly opposed to sitting out of anything after all that sitting over the last 6 weeks.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.5 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Oct 30, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
Everything made me laugh, especially the KingRichard bit.
by coltsfanawalt on Oct 30, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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