Before the cyanide takes

by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 5, 2008 4:37 PM EDT

I just want to congratulate you guys on the win. Because my mother raised me not to lie, I can't say you deserved it in any way, except for the fact that apparently both starting quarterbacks play for your team.

In any event, good luck the rest of the way, and please take it as a compliment that the last words I uttered on this earth before gouging my eyes out with rusty paper clips were written on this blog.

I'm off to choke on my vomit now.

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Thank You for your sportsmanship!

We would have done the same thing. Please don’t kill yourself. We’re all American.

by colts9318rock on Oct 5, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions

Sage doesn't play for us

he just thought he did after that shot he took.

But seriously we all know what it’s like to lose heartbreakers, once the adrenaline fades I’m sure we’ll all feel for you.

I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It"

by shake n bake on Oct 5, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions

Apparently

…my resistance to iocane powder is pretty strong. Probably because I’ve been forced to consume it so much.

We’ll see you later on in the year. Until then, good luck.

by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 5, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Lol!

Funny post. Talk about bad breaks, your team is way better than the record shows. We’ll see you down the road. Meanwhile, good luck. Sincerely.

by coltsfanawalt on Oct 6, 2008 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions

Honestly, I hope the Texans go winless, along with the rest of the division.

We Colts fans did not pay $720 million dollars in public funds to build a brand new stadium that will get opened on Sunday Night Football by Jim Friggin Sorgi.

by KingRichard on Oct 6, 2008 9:45 AM EDT reply actions