Let me preface this by saying: I mean no disrespect to the SB female population. In fact, this is meant in a positive way.

Women are like caterpillars. They all start out as one thing and then almost overnight they change into something else.

All women are crazy or, as the post would say, ‘nutjobs’. Their nutjobness is inversely proportional to their age. The older they get, the less nutty they are. Typically, the female stops displaying any signs of nutjobness at age 30, though there are some exceptions to the rule. Once they hit 30, however, women realize that their nutjob trait (are they stuck up, narcissistic, are they superficial, too material, too obsessive, too aloof, too dumb, too smart, too hungry, too thirsty, too girlish, too boyish, etc…) is getting in the way of their latest nutjobness… their biological clock. You see, that rich moron, that hot asshole, that bisexual jock… they are great to fill the nutjobs ever hungry ego, their need for attention, their desire to be the centre of the universe… but at age 30, the ticking and tocking starts happening… they need a kid, and they need it now. What happens if they don’t have a kid in the next 9 months? MOM. She’ll call and call, she’ll visit ‘why haven’t you given me a grandchild yet, are you a lesbian?‘, etc… So the nutjob of the species will realize its time to settle down, and though it might require some trial and error, she’ll eventually realize that the only way to get the right man for the job is to ditch the very traits that had made her a nutjob in her younger years.

Now, that might sound like a harsh review of the nuttier sex, but let me assure you, we, as men, require the nutjobs. Every guy needs to date, sleep with, get stalked by, a nutjob atleast once, preferrable twice in his life. Without the nutjob experience, we’re never truly able to appreciate and enjoy the wonderful woman we find later on in life.

So in conclusion, a slap in the face for Tyjuan now, is just saving him a lifetime of closed-fisted sexual frustration down the line.