Know Your Colts History: Must Improve
In between vomits during the NBA Draft, I noticed that ESPN was doing this thing with every player they'd list his the player's weakest attribute by saying Must Improve:[Fill in the blank]. Most of the time it was fairly typical stuff like Must Improve: Strength or Must Improve: Jump Shot, except when you'd see stuff like Must Improve: Intelligence or Must Improve: Experience. It got me thinking about what some Colts players of past and present would have have listed if they had to go through draft night again:
KENTON KEITH - Must Improve: Hands
STEVE EMTMAN - Must Improve: Injuring himself every other play
COREY SIMON - Must Improve: Food intake
His arms are thicker than Reggie Wayne's waist!
DOMINIC RHODES - Must Improve: Bladder strength
JEFF GEORGE - Must Improve: Accuracy, not being a [insert profanity], mustache
PEYTON MANNING - Must Improve: Nothing
MARVIN HARRISON - Must Improve: Hiding his guns (That's a joke!) Talking
AARON MOOREHEAD - Must Improve: Talent, hands, route running, being photogenic:
CHARLIE JOHNSON - Must Improve: Blocking (a minor issue if you're a lineman)
MIKE VANDERJAGT - Must Improve: Kickoffs, keeping quiet, kicking in the clutch
GILBERT GARDNER - Run defense, tackling, size, desire, effort, defending, toughness...
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Antonie Bethea-Must Improve: catching Tom Brady passes that hit him in the hands
Kelvin Hayden-Must Improve: not allowing Wes Welker to talk shit
Tony Ugoh-Must Improve: Keeping Charlie Johnson off the field
Edge James, Cato June, Brandon Stokley, Marcus Washington, Mike Peterson, David Thornton, Monte Reagor-Must Improve: Liking money less
I got Summer hatin' on me cuz I'm hotter than the sun
Got spring hatin' me cuz I ain't never sprung
Winter hatin' on me cuz I'm colder than y'all
And I will never, I will never, I will never fall
-Lil' Wayne "Mr. Carter"
You forgot a childhood classic ...
Chad Cota – Must Improve: not falling down clumsily after making an interception
ok and just for fun ….
Vince Young – Must Improve: every aspect of his game to not lose job to aging 45 year
Kerry Collins or some guy named Detmer ….
But for real … and why I’m really posting … is Moorehead still on the roster ?? Why ?? Does he really have any sort of real chance of making the team?? I mean he can’t catch a pass or take a photo …
Nick Pease aka "the guy with a man crush on Dallas Clark"
Nick Harper
Must Improve: Spousal relationships
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by Colts Homer on Jun 27, 2008 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Harper
Must improve zigging when he should have zagged.
by TouchdownMonkey on Jun 27, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Must improve
Great post…the Morehead thing killed me.
Ted Marchibroad: being old
Tim Jennings: Flame retardance.
Aaron Bailey: Clutching instinct
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Gardner
Also add “Awareness, and competence” to Gardner
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If he's not good at that by now
they need to cut his ass.
I got Summer hatin' on me cuz I'm hotter than the sun
Got spring hatin' me cuz I ain't never sprung
Winter hatin' on me cuz I'm colder than y'all
And I will never, I will never, I will never fall
-Lil' Wayne "Mr. Carter"
by shake n bake on Jun 28, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions

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