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Preseason 2008: Bills at Colts (Opening of Lucas Oil Stadium), Halftime and 3nd Quarter

The man listed below might be the worst play-by-play announcer in the history of professional broadcasting. That, and his partners (Deion Sanders and Marshall Faulk) are morons in the booth. Utter morons. Praising the Bills starters for looking good against the 2nd unit defense? You kidding me. Enjoy this open thread. Hate on NFL Network for torturing us with the Three Stupidos.

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you wanted it last thread, you got it this one. That’s stick-to-it-iveness.

by ctnyc on Aug 24, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

who would have thought that shannon would be the second worse announcer in that family

by danorocks17 on Aug 24, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

After Peyton

These awful announcers—well, Faulk’s OK—keep saying this is what it’ll be like after Peyton’s gone. No, it won’t. Dungy (or Caldwell) and Polian (Bill or Chris, whichever) will not possibly allow the Colts to be quarterbacked by someone as bad as Lorenzen.

Well, at least we’ve not given up any special teams big plays, and Jennings has played well so far. The O-line has been OK. You know it’s bleak when Tim Jennings doing what we all hoped he would do was the best you could say….

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He might be a keeper

He must have a nose for the ball. I’ve seen him get juked out of his undergarments, but he is always around the ball. I guess he might have a nice upside, since he seems to have good instincts.

by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

"this is what it'll be like after Peyton's gone"

is a stupid comment anyway. If he’s intimating that Peyton is done now (which I doubt he means) then he should say so outright. If he’s talking about some point in the future, then the team will be completely different by that point.

by ctnyc on Aug 24, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

No more Dark Ages

I don’t want to go back to the dark years. I try not to think about it. The nearly 20 years before Peyton were too painful. So painful that I was proud of the ’87 strike year when our scrubs did pretty good.

by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcon

Always seems to go out of bounds on his kick returns. I’d like to see him try to take one all the way.

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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He can't even get the handoff right

Ouch!

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sharpe

I’m not watching, because I refuse to watch preseason, but I find it hard to believe that ANYONE can be worse than Cris Collinsworth.

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by MrNFL on Aug 24, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Dungy

says Manning will start opener

by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Shh

Don’t tell the “experts” that. They like to believe that he’s been crippled or something.

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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Experts

In their world Marvin is in jail, Peyton is in a wheel chair and the Jets will win the Super Bowl with Favre. They continue to impress.

by hoosierdore on Aug 24, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Florio's wet dream

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wondered about some starters

Coming back in the second half. Dungy said he wanted to make adjustments at halftime. It’ll be more interesting to see if the defensive starters like Freeney, Brackett and Jackson come back.

Let’s get Reggie, Marvin and Gonzo out. Throw it to Garcon, Hall and the Aroma. Let’s see some more of Hart.

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I kinda don't want to

see Hart much. I’d rather see the battle for 4th RB

by ctnyc on Aug 24, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

I agree it looks like Hart’s #3, so maybe a battle with Dawson and K2?

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defensive starters back in

Brackett’s still in, as is Session. Against their better judgment, Jennings is too.

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Roby

Anyone out there think Courtney Roby will make this team?

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Gray

Nice throw to Gonzo

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Then an INT!

Ugh!

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

INT

http://naptownsfinest.com

by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Gray

He is looking down the receiver he wants to throw to and not really scanning the field. At least from what I can tell.

by hoosierdore on Aug 24, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly

The last two throws, the RB was wide open with lots of space in the flat

by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Offense

Looks totally out of whack. The Colts just don’t give a crap about this game.

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Last sentence is dead on, BBS

Motivation appears to be generally lacking tonight, with certain exceptions.

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez

you run the ball when lorenzen is in yet you dont run hart? WTF

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Some crappy playcalling.

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

That would be a weird malfunction.

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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 and Out

Cool

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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

A blitz!

the Colts just blitzed.

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice blitz

good coverage to go with it

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pierre

He won’t be returning punts in 2008. Muffed that one bad.

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

speaking of

rushing hasnt returned any kicks today has he?

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

I say we draft another RB to replace rhodes and continue to use three backs

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Rhodes is likely to re-sign

If things work out in ’08

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO!!!!

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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He's going to shoot another Clarian commercial

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

TD

OMG! We threw it deep!

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally, a throw downfield

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a catch

great throw by gray to aromashadu

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, Nice throw by Gray

Buffalo caught with pants down.

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate preseason

’Nuff Said. Good job by Gray and Aroushamalan or however you spell it.

by hoosierdore on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Quinn Gray

2nd string QB. Like the sound of that….bye Hefty Lefty.

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by player2bnamedl8r on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Devin Aromushodu

Just made the team.

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I Agree

6 WRs this season. Maybe 3 QBs. The 2009 draft better be focused on D-line.

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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

you really think so

so how many wr’s do you think we are going to carry?

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think

harrison, wayne, gonzalez, aroma, hall, and garcon

by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still not sold on him

He makes about as many mistakes as good plays. I think the catch on the last play was better than the throw. To borrow from baseball, Gray feels more like a power hitter to me. He might hit a home run, but he has a good chance of striking out.

by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we gonna go baseball

then Sorgi is playing little league softball :)

by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

lol, no arguments there. He appears to be afraid to make a mistake, so he takes few risks, and in the process ends up stinking as a QB

by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silva

Always looking to hit, and hit hard. Good by Ratliff, too.

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

you gotta tackle

better than that. the third and fourth string players are allowing extra yard because of not finishing the tackles

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That's why they're 3rd and 4th team, you think?

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

In case that seemed snarky

The point I was making was that Dungy won’t stand for poor tackling. These guys won’t make the team if they can’t tackle well.

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

my point

exactly. I was saying that because these guys have today and thursday to make the team. better do better than that

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that

a black hat with a white horse shoe??

by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Ive seen alot of the colts players wear them in the colts.com videos

by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Many people criticize what they don't understand

Isn’t it wildly ironic that Deon would say this while callng this game so poorly?

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Bingo

Deion strikes me as the type that loves to hear his own voice. He probably talks to himself in a mirror for 20 minutes a day.

by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

New thread

Coming up

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

New thread

http://www.stampedeblue.com/2008/8/24/600481/preseason-2008-bills-at-co

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by Brad Wells on Aug 24, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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