Preseason 2008: Bills at Colts (Opening of Lucas Oil Stadium), Halftime and 3nd Quarter
The man listed below might be the worst play-by-play announcer in the history of professional broadcasting. That, and his partners (Deion Sanders and Marshall Faulk) are morons in the booth. Utter morons. Praising the Bills starters for looking good against the 2nd unit defense? You kidding me. Enjoy this open thread. Hate on NFL Network for torturing us with the Three Stupidos.
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you wanted it last thread, you got it this one. That’s stick-to-it-iveness.
by ctnyc on Aug 24, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who would have thought that shannon would be the second worse announcer in that family
by danorocks17 on Aug 24, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't be stealing my word
Biatch ;)
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you see the pre-game
the top 10 RCA dome moments.
I don’t think they should have put the losses in there, but number one was his “Playoffs” outburst. He joked that that made him a lot of money.
by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agree
I’m amazed that he doesn’t hold and ill will toward the Colts, since he was fired. He actually seems to like them a lot.
by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After Peyton
These awful announcers—well, Faulk’s OK—keep saying this is what it’ll be like after Peyton’s gone. No, it won’t. Dungy (or Caldwell) and Polian (Bill or Chris, whichever) will not possibly allow the Colts to be quarterbacked by someone as bad as Lorenzen.
Well, at least we’ve not given up any special teams big plays, and Jennings has played well so far. The O-line has been OK. You know it’s bleak when Tim Jennings doing what we all hoped he would do was the best you could say….
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does Jordan Senn make so many tackles?
So far he’s on 25 including this game.
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's Fast
He’s all over the field.
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he gets the tackles way down field doestnt her?
you wont make the team unless you tackle for losses
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My theory about Senn
The backup D-line keeps getting beat by the opponents’ first team O-line, and Senn has to jump in and make plays. Which he does do.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He might be a keeper
He must have a nose for the ball. I’ve seen him get juked out of his undergarments, but he is always around the ball. I guess he might have a nice upside, since he seems to have good instincts.
by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"this is what it'll be like after Peyton's gone"
is a stupid comment anyway. If he’s intimating that Peyton is done now (which I doubt he means) then he should say so outright. If he’s talking about some point in the future, then the team will be completely different by that point.
by ctnyc on Aug 24, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No more Dark Ages
I don’t want to go back to the dark years. I try not to think about it. The nearly 20 years before Peyton were too painful. So painful that I was proud of the ’87 strike year when our scrubs did pretty good.
by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garcon
Always seems to go out of bounds on his kick returns. I’d like to see him try to take one all the way.
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He can't even get the handoff right
Ouch!
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sharpe
I’m not watching, because I refuse to watch preseason, but I find it hard to believe that ANYONE can be worse than Cris Collinsworth.
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by MrNFL on Aug 24, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shh
Don’t tell the “experts” that. They like to believe that he’s been crippled or something.
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Experts
In their world Marvin is in jail, Peyton is in a wheel chair and the Jets will win the Super Bowl with Favre. They continue to impress.
by hoosierdore on Aug 24, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Florio's wet dream
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wondered about some starters
Coming back in the second half. Dungy said he wanted to make adjustments at halftime. It’ll be more interesting to see if the defensive starters like Freeney, Brackett and Jackson come back.
Let’s get Reggie, Marvin and Gonzo out. Throw it to Garcon, Hall and the Aroma. Let’s see some more of Hart.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I kinda don't want to
see Hart much. I’d rather see the battle for 4th RB
by ctnyc on Aug 24, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
We’ll only keep 3RB’s this year
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the start of last year we
Only kept 2, so I doubt we keep 4, maybe Simpson goes to the PS
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True. And I could be wrong
certainly. At any rate, I’d rather see non-rosters showcase for jobs elsewhere than see Hart used a lot tonight. Maybe I’m paranoid due to all the injuries.
by ctnyc on Aug 24, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
I agree it looks like Hart’s #3, so maybe a battle with Dawson and K2?
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there will be
no 4th RB. only 3. i think
by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defensive starters back in
Brackett’s still in, as is Session. Against their better judgment, Jennings is too.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Roby
Anyone out there think Courtney Roby will make this team?
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by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gray
Nice throw to Gonzo
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Then an INT!
Ugh!
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by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gray
He is looking down the receiver he wants to throw to and not really scanning the field. At least from what I can tell.
by hoosierdore on Aug 24, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
The last two throws, the RB was wide open with lots of space in the flat
by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Offense
Looks totally out of whack. The Colts just don’t give a crap about this game.
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Last sentence is dead on, BBS
Motivation appears to be generally lacking tonight, with certain exceptions.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geez
you run the ball when lorenzen is in yet you dont run hart? WTF
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Some crappy playcalling.
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Preason is for experimenting
They aren’t playcalling for a win, they are playcalling to see what each guy can do.
What we’ve learned:
1. Gray can’t throw in the endzone
2. hart can block
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in the grand scheme
I’ll take that trade-off.
by ctnyc on Aug 24, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's cos they know he can run
But they want to see how he blocks and catches the ball
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
Gray is supposed to know the no huddle offense. check off to it
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he knows enough
To run a few plays from it
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Roof Is Closing
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
That would be a weird malfunction.
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 and Out
Cool
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A blitz!
the Colts just blitzed.
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice blitz
good coverage to go with it
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pierre
He won’t be returning punts in 2008. Muffed that one bad.
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
speaking of
rushing hasnt returned any kicks today has he?
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone think that hart will be the backup next year
cuz we only have dom one year
by coltsfan21 on Aug 24, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
I say we draft another RB to replace rhodes and continue to use three backs
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Rhodes is likely to re-sign
If things work out in ’08
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by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks fine though
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's going to shoot another Clarian commercial
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by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aromashodu!
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TD
OMG! We threw it deep!
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great Throw, Great Catch!!!
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally, a throw downfield
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by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a catch
great throw by gray to aromashadu
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
First Colts TD In Lucas Oil Stadium
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, Nice throw by Gray
Buffalo caught with pants down.
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate preseason
’Nuff Said. Good job by Gray and Aroushamalan or however you spell it.
by hoosierdore on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Quinn Gray
2nd string QB. Like the sound of that….bye Hefty Lefty.
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by player2bnamedl8r on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Devin Aromushodu
Just made the team.
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hall
He’s hurt. Again. Hall can’t contribute is he isn’t healthy, and so far he is NEVER healthy.
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
He last got injured killing a DT on a kickoff return
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Agree
6 WRs this season. Maybe 3 QBs. The 2009 draft better be focused on D-line.
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you really think so
so how many wr’s do you think we are going to carry?
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think
harrison, wayne, gonzalez, aroma, hall, and garcon
by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we keep that many WR's
With so many injuries at LB
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
We don’t have very many defensive linemen anyways. Brock, Johnson, Freeney, Mathis, Johnson, Howard, Reid, Foster and maybe Charleston or Thomas.
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about all of the injuries on the O-line?
With Lilja and Pollak out as well
by furrycolt on Aug 24, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still not sold on him
He makes about as many mistakes as good plays. I think the catch on the last play was better than the throw. To borrow from baseball, Gray feels more like a power hitter to me. He might hit a home run, but he has a good chance of striking out.
by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we gonna go baseball
then Sorgi is playing little league softball :)
by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehe
lol, no arguments there. He appears to be afraid to make a mistake, so he takes few risks, and in the process ends up stinking as a QB
by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva
Always looking to hit, and hit hard. Good by Ratliff, too.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you gotta tackle
better than that. the third and fourth string players are allowing extra yard because of not finishing the tackles
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's why they're 3rd and 4th team, you think?
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In case that seemed snarky
The point I was making was that Dungy won’t stand for poor tackling. These guys won’t make the team if they can’t tackle well.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.
by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my point
exactly. I was saying that because these guys have today and thursday to make the team. better do better than that
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that
a black hat with a white horse shoe??
by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Ive seen alot of the colts players wear them in the colts.com videos
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Have One Of Those
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by Colts Homer on Aug 24, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've already got Rushing to run out of bounds, we don't need a second roster spot for that
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by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that thing I said about gray being the back up?
scratch that
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not sure it was his fault tho. was tipped??
by skywalker on Aug 24, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Many people criticize what they don't understand
Isn’t it wildly ironic that Deon would say this while callng this game so poorly?
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by Coltsfan58 on Aug 24, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bingo
Deion strikes me as the type that loves to hear his own voice. He probably talks to himself in a mirror for 20 minutes a day.
by SeattleColt on Aug 24, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
should have had the tackle
farrel (I believe)
by metal_militia on Aug 24, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
New thread
Coming up
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by BigBlueShoe on Aug 24, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
New thread
http://www.stampedeblue.com/2008/8/24/600481/preseason-2008-bills-at-co
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