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Now that's just weird: Bill Simmons says something nice about Peyton Manning

I like to read and listen to Simmons. He's a good writer and an entertaining guy. His football knowledge is suspect at best and he's a gigantic Pats homer, but if you take him as pure entertainment and ignore him when he goes off on a Pats lovefest he's a great read. This week's picks column (with you shouldn't read for the picks since his picks didn't beat a single one of the Stampede Blue readers that submitted picks both weeks) was strange in a couple ways.

The first thing I noticed was it seemed as if they forgot to have a buzzkill editor go through it and cut everything that is anywhere near inappropriate. He got away with a lot this week.

The second thing is a question for everyone:

If you made an All-Star team for "Athletes with Latino Names Who Look Like Their Name Should Actually Be Something Like Jimmy Scott or Rick Stevens," would you call it the Jeff Garcia All-Stars or the Anthony Gonzalez All-Stars?

So, should Anthony Gonzalez's combination of Cuban decent and a lack of melanin make him the namesake of another new running-feature/observational joke?

And now finally the unexpected praise for Peyton:

You better sit down -- I'm about to say something nice about Peyton Manning. I sat in the Martha's Vineyard airport watching him steal that Minnesota game with a bum knee and a ravaged offensive line -- after unleashing a Hall of Fame Manning Face in the first half, no less -- and the thing that stood out was how, after a certain point, when Minny kept blowing chances to blow that game wide open, it became patently clear that Manning was going to make the Vikings pay, no matter how grim things looked. Now that, my friends, is a great player. I now will wash my eyes out with paprika.

I know he couldn't get the compliment out without backhanded shots about Peyton's knee and "the Manning Face," but Pats homer, Colts hater Bill Simmons called Peyton a great player.

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by Brad Wells on Sep 19, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

That’s all I can really come up with right now…just….wow.

The thing about Garcia and our own TG is…well..beeyyyooonndd. stupidity. What a big, fat, stupid-head.

April in CA

by peytonsthebest on Sep 19, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

he likes when players names don't seem to match their appearence

he has the Reggie Cleveland All Stars for white players who’s names sound like a black player’s name.
and mentioned in today’s column the Lindsay Hunter All Stars for black players with names that sound like an attractive white woman’s name.

"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"

by shake n bake on Sep 19, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares? Does this somehow validate Peyton’s greatness because a guy who has limited football knowledge and a huge fanboy complemented him? I fail to see the point in this.

by go colts on Sep 19, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

The buzzkill editor

Apparently they forgot to remove the compliment of Manning, which would be considered highly inappropriate to most of Simmons fanbase (I’m looking at you, Tawmmy!).

When Simmons sobers up, he’s going to be ticked that his people didn’t catch this and stop it from happening.

by coltsfanawalt on Sep 19, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He's not KSK over the top style dirty

but he’ll go some places I’m sure a Disney owned company doesn’t want him to.

"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"

by shake n bake on Sep 19, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simmons a great read?

Shake, sorry but your judgement is slipping. Even ignoring his Pats blowmerism. The last/only amusing thing I recall reading by Simmons was the 2003 playoff recap after the ice bowl between Tenn and NE—the one that discusses McNair’s absorption of horse-painkillers to allow him to play.

That being said, I never look at his baseball/hoops stuff, only football, and usually feel a need to punch some beaneater face and wash myself afterwards.

Bobman

by Bobman on Sep 19, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been reading Simmons since

before I knew he was full of it football-wise. That might color my opinion of him.

"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"

by shake n bake on Sep 19, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW on BS saying that about peyton. although I thorougly dispise him I must give him alot of credit for saying anything, let alone, a word like great describing manning. now if we can just get peter king to stop his homerism and do the same. but that shocked the hell out of me reading what BS said

by kinnickcolt on Sep 19, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a question.

I just re-read your post and I don’t get the “Hall of Fame Manning Face” thing…could one of you guys explain that to me? I’m not quite sure what he meant.

Thanks,

April in CA

by peytonsthebest on Sep 19, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He likes to make fun of the face Peyton (and apparently Eli)

makes on the sidelines when things are going badly. So he thought the “Manning face” that Peyton made during the first half of the Vikings game was especially good, so much so it would be worthy of being in the hall of fame of Manning faces.

"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"

by shake n bake on Sep 19, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

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