I'm Matt Stover
by Brad Wells on Oct 14, 2009 7:04 PM EDT
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Any guy who has his own theme song has to be OK. Right?
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
Totally off topic, BBS
but Commando is on and Matrix just kicked Cooke’s ass!!
Cooke: you scared motherf*****? Well you should be. Cause this green beret’s about to kick your big ass!
Matrix: I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I’m very hungry!
Classic!
by BlueMagic on Oct 14, 2009 7:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Commando
Arnie: Remember when I said I was going to kill you last?
Dude: Yeah!
Arnie: I lied!
Dude: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Classic.
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I heard that...
they are not only remaking the film, but ruining it.
It is going to have Topher Grace and Adrian Brody?!?
Sigh, they always ruin movies in remakes.
Go Colts!
by Marked Hoosier on Oct 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
wait...
comment fail. It is Predator they are remaking. Either way… lol.
Go Colts!
by Marked Hoosier on Oct 14, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah yes, Sully
Sully, you are a funny man. That’s why I’ll kill you last.
Later on he drops him off a cliff, delivering BBS’s lines above.
Girl: What did you do to Sully?
Arnie: I let him go.
I think this movie, more than Terminator, started his “signature” one-liners. “I’ll be back” was great, but this movie really milked it. Didn’t he kill a sky marshall who was escorting him and tell the stewardess “My friend is dead tired.”???
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
I'll tell you what
You got one hell of a player and person dressing up for you on Sundays. Stover most likely won’t be able to make anything outside of 45 yards, but the man is automatic from 40 in. And I know Manning will be able to at least get them that close. Take care of my boy.
Limp and dangling.
dibs on posting
“He’s Matt Stoooooooovvveerrrrr”
after his first made FG
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Just watched his interview on Colts.com
Seems like a great guy. I’m wondering though, since he mentioned he was glad that he would not be on the opposing team while kicking in the ‘loud’ dome, …..does he realize the dome no longer exists? (smile) Or, is the Luke still considered a dome?
Haha that's great
I really do wonder what McAfee can do long, that’s the only downfall with Stover. He won’t miss dumb short field goals, he’s one of the most accurate around.
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Let McAfee kick it
use the bye to let Sorgi practice holding.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 14, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He holds a clipboard so well
No reason he can’t hold a football
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But Tony Romo clearly doesn't have the clipboarding skills of Sorgi
Even when he was a backup, he never really perfected the art. The fact that he didn’t is why he struggles in big games.
/lol
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$20 says they've been working on it already since August
Mac’s got the leg. it’s a pecentage game—if the old vet kickers who are money from 40-in are only 40% from beyond, and Mac’s got the leg but less control so he’s just 50%, it’s still the smart move to get a guy who is cool and great inside the 40 and use Mac on the off-chance we need a long one.
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
Andrus
S. Andrus now has a job in the NFL as a starter, but the Colts had every opportunity to sign him first. Not having a 50 yard field goal kicker is certainly a negative in this league. I hope Adam returns healthy, because the Colts need his accuracy, but I fear this might be his last year in a Colt uniform.
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