Know Your Colts History: Fun Facts About Bob Sanders' Rehab

by JakeTheSnake on Oct 24, 2009 11:01 AM EDT Comment 16 comments

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[Note: The computer is still listed as day-to-day, hence you have to put up with me actually writing again. Apologies. -Jake]

Most people rehab from knee injuries in pools, where they can exercise without putting as much stress on their knees. Bob did the same thing, he just filled his pool with sharks and electrical appliances.
During rehab, Bob cloned a lesser version of himself that could play running back. He called him Steven Jackson.
When Bob Sanders got the green light to run again, Bob revealed that he had already began doing light sprints...just with his injured leg.
Oh...and he did backflips too.
To keep his blood boiling while he was out, Bob listened to Yoko Ono every single day.
To keep from going insane, Bob would read this for a chuckle.
Of course, we all know this could have been prevented if Bob had shed a single tear to take away his injury. But as we all know, Bob doesn't cry.

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I actually saw a video somewhere

where I thought I heard Peyton say “ice cream” during a huddle. I got the idea that it was the code name of one of his receivers.

by shoein on Oct 24, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This was great

Someone should start a BobSanders site like the “chuck norris” one and we could come up with thousands.

Well done JaketheSnake.

EVH+DLR=BFFr........ God I Hope So!!

by dmstorm22 on Oct 24, 2009 11:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Anyone here remember on Phil B's blog a couple of years ago...

… we had a “Bobzilla vs. Batman” debate, a.k.a the “Sanders meets Batman in a dark alley, who wins” thread? IIRC, the winner of the thread opined that Bob would never fight Batman. Instead, they’d join forces and kick crimes ass together.

Yeah, I know, this is all comic hyperbole… but it’s all in good fun. What we need is an artist to draw that comic: Batman and Bobzilla. Now that would be a website! :D

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by E.M.H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Kyle Boller has Manning "down" in practice

LMAO

"Pressure is something you feel if you don't know what the hell you're doing."-Peyton Manning

by P0RKINS2 on Oct 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

wont matter he isn't playing and the defense will fail them cause

they will think they know what will happen when they hear a count and something totally diffrent will happen lol. do i here big plays?? yep

by ANGELSFAITH on Oct 24, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So you're saying Bob is Aquaman, who can run on one leg,

while doing backflips, listening to bad music. WHAT A MAN!
I enjoyed this.

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino

by Indy Lori on Oct 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The one about Bob rehabbing in the pool....

Genius. My new favorite Bob-ism for sure.

by npb1985 on Oct 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome as usual, Jake.

I actually wish you would write more. I love you sense of humor.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Oct 24, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

heres a few...

Bob Sanders invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink.

When Justin Timberlake brought Sexy Back, Bob Sanders was already there, and he hit Justin so hard he now goes by the name Kevin Federline.

They once renamed a street after Bob Sanders, but they had to change it back. Too many pedestrians died crossing it. Nobody crosses Bob Sanders and lives

They were going to release a Bob Sanders edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ‘Bob Sanders / In the secondary / with a spear tackle’

haha enjoy!

Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!

by coltsfan723 on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

haha! one more

Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther

Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!

by coltsfan723 on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Those a GREAT!

all of them, gosh I can’t even choose a favorite…

they’re all kinds of awesomeness

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

Im sure I can put more on here but I dont wanna go overboard lol

Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!

by coltsfan723 on Oct 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yoko Ono

Holy cow, I haven’t heard a Yoko Ono music joke in…. well, more than one decade, closer to two. Fine work.

I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.

by Bobman on Oct 25, 2009 3:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yoko Ono is a music joke all by herself

I have a neat little video called Rock and Roll Circus which features an amazing band called the Dirty Mac (Eric Clapton on Guitar, Keith Richards on bass, Mitch Mitchell on drums, John Lennon on guitar and vocals). They rip through Yer Blues and it is great. Then they bring up some violinist and Yoko. Oh my god, the look on Eric Clapton’s face as he is ripping it up and Yoko is wailing like a dying cat. The violinist keeps looking back at John with a look that says, really? Heck, here it is Yoko Wailing

by ckeiner on Oct 25, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh my gosh.

I think my ears are bleeding.

Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.

Man, I need a life...

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This video right here has produced one of my favorite lines ever. It was so awesome that there has been 2 sequels. One where you must put a banana in your ear, and another where you must grab their tongues. Purely awesome.

by Cassieper on Oct 25, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There are a lot of good ones here

Link:

But it wouldn’t be a full Beatlemania revival unless Yoko Ono barged in on it. Ono has released a new album under the Plastic Ono Band name. You can listen here, or you can kick a dolphin in the face to elicit a similar kind of sound.

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by JakeTheSnake on Oct 25, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs