One For the Ladies - The NFL's Best Looking Defense & ST

by LovinBlue on Oct 29, 2009 11:35 PM EDT

Here is the "sister" post to the NFL's Best Looking Offense.

DT: Fili Moala, Colts

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I like him better without the big Polynesian hair.

DT: Kevin Williams, Vikings

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Kevin, forget about Tasha, this is LB here...

DE: Dwight Freeney, Colts

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Mr. Freeney, I wouldn't dig for gold... I promise!

DE: Osi Umenyiora, Giants

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What secret is Osi hiding? Oh, that he's hot? That's no secret!

LB: Jason Taylor, Dolphins

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JT is beautiful in many ways, and we know he can dance as well!

LB: Bradie James, Cowboys

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I love that he's enjoying himself with these women, AND he's in a pink tie - now that takes a man!

LB: Patrick Willis, 49ers

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I love the players who are active in kids' events!

CB: Nnamdi Asomugha, Raiders

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This man is beautiful - clean cut, well spoken, and a Cal grad (of course). The only curious question is... why has he stayed so loyal to the Raiders? Yes, I know he has a huge contract, but he's spoken well of his team for years... and I respect that.

CB: Champ Bailey, Broncos

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Great smile!

S: Darren Sharper, Saints

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He's close to retirement, but still got it!

S: Kerry Rhodes, Jets

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I <3 NY!

K: Adam Vinatieri, Colts

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Toga! Toga! Toga!

P: Daniel Sepulveda, Steelers

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This is a picture of Daniel from his days at Baylor.

KR: Maurice Jones-Drew, Jaguars

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Ok I may be cheating here a bit including MJD as a kick returner, but this is my post and my rules! I couldn't exclude him from my list. He's got a great - if not somewhat sad - story, and seems to have pulled through unscathed. Plus, I love the players who are friends to animals!

LS: L.P. Ladouceur, Cowboys

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I am so bummed that this was the best picture I could find of L.P., a graduate of - you guessed it - UC Berkeley. I read that L.P. was perfect on all his snaps for the Cowboys last year, and he clearly has a piercing gaze that screams, "I love you, LovinBlue!"

Ok ladies, who you got?

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I'm thankful you didn't put Jared Allen and Shawn Merriman in there,

their hair styles knock them out of the competion.
What about Bob Sanders? He is classically handsome. I’ve also secretly thought Mike Vrabel was hot. I can say that now that he’s no longer a Patriot.

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino

by Indy Lori on Oct 30, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions

Hey....

I’m a guy…but I like the jared allen et al. crazy ass hair…I’m coming to get you, better be ready demeanor. Some others that fall into that class…Clay Matthews, Barret Ruud, Clint Session, among others…just sayin…

"If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey."
"I don't really trust a sane person."
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight." The one and only Lyle Alzado

by TRDean on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions

I did consider Allen

but he seems to have a bit of a nasty streak that I wasn’t sure would be appreciated.

As a side note, I’m also compiling my version of the “All-Dreads” team…

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions

Sweet on the all dreads team...

that would be a pretty good one!!!

by TRDean on Oct 30, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions

All-Dreads

I love it!!! I was worried that you left Bob Sanders off of this list. I mean the man does have a facebook group dedicated to hm: Isn’t he lovely.

"Do I believe in aliens?" Stephon Marbury asked. "I don't know, because I've never seen one. But I believe in Jesus because I saw him in the shower the other day."

by KMR24 on Oct 30, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions

Bob is definitely

a hottie!

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Oct 30, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions

Another thought,

Sunday’s without all these beautiful men would be just another day.
Oh, and they play football very well too.

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino

by Indy Lori on Oct 30, 2009 9:26 AM EDT reply actions

Watch out for Osi

http://withleather.uproxx.com/post.phtml?pk=4790

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 30, 2009 10:01 AM EDT reply actions

oops working link

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/01/osi-umenyiora-is-a-difficult-guy-to-love

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 30, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions

I should have included a disclaimer

that I didn’t read up on the past criminal history or sexually deviant practices of any of these men… my perspective was from what I can see on photos and what little additional information I may have

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions

it's almost certainly not true

but it’s not the kind a rumor you forget, so it comes to mind whenever someone talks about Osi.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 30, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions

About Osi, If it's on the internet it must be true?

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino

by Indy Lori on Oct 30, 2009 10:17 AM EDT reply actions

As an aside...

I was a student at West Chester University when the Eagles used to have their training camp at the school. Back in the 80s the Eagles used to frequent a bar in the evenings…it was packed with young women just wanting to get close to the hunk men!! Anyway, the one player that they all loved was the punter, I think he was Jeff Feagles. They loved his “buns”. It was insane when he came into the place!! I have fond memories of those days!!

One time I had finished a final…I went across the street into the bar and it was empty. I sat down to a beer and in walks Jim McMahon. It was dark in there and he had on his shades and a t-shirt that said “no autographs please”. He came in and sat next to me and I offered to buy him a beer…he took me up on it and we had a nice conversation. Nothing about football…just shootin the shit!!! Real good time and one that I will always remember. I like Jim McMahon.

by TRDean on Oct 30, 2009 10:18 AM EDT reply actions

Great story!

But did you at least get a look at his buns? ;-)

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions

I know defense wins championships

but it also wins in the looks category as well. Explain to me why they have to play with those stupid helmets??? ;-)

"Do I believe in aliens?" Stephon Marbury asked. "I don't know, because I've never seen one. But I believe in Jesus because I saw him in the shower the other day."

by KMR24 on Oct 30, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions

To prevent

drain bamage. lol

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Oct 30, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions

good question!

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions

Some of them I have to disagree with, as there being better looking men at that position.

Don't question my fandominium.
"the notorious D.I.B."- samdaman

by dolphinsinbuffalo on Oct 30, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions

looking forward to your proposals

(again, not challenging, just honestly curious!)

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Alright, here they are...

I’d just replace “Automatic Adam” on the grounds I find David Akers to be better looking. And I was going to try to replace Kevin Williams but then I realized that that was right on because when it comes to that position there aren’t many lookers. But other than that, I can say I agree although I would want to add Joey Porter ;)

Don't question my fandominium.
"the notorious D.I.B."- samdaman

by dolphinsinbuffalo on Oct 30, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Kevin Williams

looks like Raheem Brocks heavier twin brother…

by SpazMo on Oct 30, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions

The Jason Taylor choice

is awesome, btw!

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Oct 30, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions

yeah...can't believe I forgot about him.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Oct 30, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions

Why's Kevin Willams getting all the love

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 30, 2009 5:01 PM EDT reply actions

LMAO

btw, shake, injury report’s out… Reggie and Freeney back on the practice field today – yeah!

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions

it's up

the man on the right is Pat Williams for those that didn’t guess.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 30, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions

Thanks for putting up the injury report

As for the Williams’ brothers, I came across this picture and almost used it because I think Kevin looks better in it than the one I originally used, but didn’t want people to think I was pointing out his bro!!

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions

im sure you all know

but incase you didn’t they are in no way related to eachother :)

GO COLTS!!! 09 IS OURS!!!

by TheAngelsColts on Oct 30, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions

I saw Fili at the USC-ND game

It had to be him. Huge Polynesian guy, had the same beard, it was a bye week, USC guy. I’m sticking with that.

"Brett Favre was a man who thought he was retired, but he knew it wouldn't last."

by Colts Homer on Oct 30, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions

Someone needs to make a male version of these

How about hottest sideline reporters?

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
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by LV Steelers Fan on Oct 30, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions

How about this from CHFF?

Clicky.

Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.

Man, I need a life...

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This video right here has produced one of my favorite lines ever. It was so awesome that there has been 2 sequels. One where you must put a banana in your ear, and another where you must grab their tongues. Purely awesome.

by Cassieper on Oct 30, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions