Just so we're clear, I'm not the only one that's ever thought that Dallas Clark was goofy
Still, he's an awesome, awesome, awesome player. Part of me wishes he would go back to wearing that neck roll, but that probably wouldn't be a good thing.
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JakeTheSnake
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Dallas is a goofy dude
I love him, though. He’s my fave football player league-wide. He’s funny in an impish way, with a goofy aw-shucks-y midwestern-ness.
The strap ends of his chin gaurd extend so high, they look like antennae on a bad sci-fi space helmet. Plus, his helmet looks oversized. He looks like an enormous, 6-5, 250lb. kid dressed up as a space explorer—a la Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff.
I call him Junior Spaceman Clark, but I own his jersey!
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by PantsPuppet on Nov 4, 2009 6:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs





















