We Are The Colts! Just In Case You Pats-Lovers Have Forgotten...
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 12, 2009 2:41 PM EST
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PrintIt's come to my attention recently that some Pats fans just may have forgotten exactly who they will be dealing with this Sunday night. Their memories have seemingly grown blurred, dulled with the passage of so much time between our respective team's last encounter. I know, to me and you it's only been a year, but when you drink a case of Sam Adams a day, like most of our Pats-loving counterparts, your lucky to remember who your team played last week, much less a whole year ago. So, for the more obnoxiously amnesiatic of their group I have compiled a pictorial reintroduction of sorts, a way for them to reacquaint themselves with their deepest, darkest, most primal fear of these, our very own, Indianapolis Colts...
Feel free to add your own pics and fear-inspiring bios as I have left many of our most decorated players absent from the rundown. I want you to release your inner smack-talker in anticipation of this, our most annually anticipated showdown with our most vehemently hated rivals. Fun begins after the jump...
Reggie Wayne WR:
LIKES: Burning your DB’s with his lightning speed, TD’s, stiff-arms, and the smell of victory.
DISLIKES: Being touched by other people (he avoids this at all costs) and the Pats.
Dallas Clark TE:
LIKES: Crossing routes, being covered by LB’s, close physical contact, and tractor pulls.
DISLIKES: People touching his stuff (that football is HIS, so don’t even think about it) and the Pats.
Dwight Freeney DE:
LIKES: Sacking your QB, sacking your QB, sacking your QB, and your shirt (I think you better give it to him).
DISLIKES: Everybody, but especially the Pats.
Robert Mathis DE:
LIKES: Strip-sack/fumble recoveries, sneaking up on you from behind, and that football in your hand (why don’t you save yourself some embarrassment and just give it to him?).
DISLIKES: Smiling, mercy and the Pats.
Peyton Manning QB:
LIKES: Breaking records, breaking down defenses, breaking your team’s spirit and breaking out the double fist-pump.
DISLIKES: Boston baked beans, Boston cream pies, New England clam chowder, crabs, lobsters, the entire New England area, Paul Revere and the Pats.
Now do you remember our name, silly Pats-lovers?
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great post
damnit I need to score some plane tickets and THEN tickets to the game, but somehow ditch my Pats-loving husband in the process ;-)
How can you not love a team that does this?
You could just ditch him the old-fashioned way.
I’ll let you figure out what I’m saying.
Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.
Man, I need a life...
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is my dad's favorite scene from one of my all-time favorite shows. Full of win, IMO.
I know what you are saying
And I second that notion. It’s obvious us Naptown boys are much more fun and obviously much better informed when it comes to pro football.
I also wish I had time and motivation to blog at Speed Blue Nation
Hold on...
We are talking about killing him and dumping his Pats-lovin’ body in a ditch, right? If not, then disregard what I just said.
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 12, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
That's what I was thinking of PUD.
Bullard for some reason thinks the old-fashioned way is divorce. Uh-huh, sure.
Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.
Man, I need a life...
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is my dad's favorite scene from one of my all-time favorite shows. Full of win, IMO.
Great post!
Around here it’s been too much love-fest, not enough trash talk!
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
That's great
I’ve never inspired a post before, I’m honored. Who knew where a little sarcasm would get me?
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 12, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions
and these pictures look vaguely familiar.
Like I just saw them a minute ago on PatsPulpit.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 12, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Peyton Manning QB:
LIKES: Wearing horse crap on the fivehead
DISLIKES: Long, cold walks back to the bench.
Oh, and LOVES Samuel Adams beer and making himself look like Alex Trebek.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 12, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
uh-uh
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Nov 12, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
That's a picture of Peyton celebrating our victory over the pats in the AFC champ. game. 2006
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.
Tom Brady QB:
LIKES:
Spooning…
Fornicating with goats…
and ice cream…
DISLIKES:
Heterosexuality…
Playing football like a man…
and knee surgery.
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 12, 2009 4:31 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
hahaha!!
omg! I think that’s the funniest shit I have ever seen!
Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!
Be fair, that's Peyton's tutu. He left it over a Tommy's house after a hard night of goat fornication.
It does look good on Tom, though. Real men can get by with pink.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 12, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
"it does look good on Tom"
guess that’s what makes you Pats fans after all…
"We’re only going to score 17 points? haha...OK" - Tom Brady
by BlueMark1821 on Nov 13, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions
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Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!
That goat picture
is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen…..not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Whew, I glad you posted this
I was starting to think the Colts and Patriots fans were becoming a little soft with all of the politeness going on here and at Pats Pulpit. :-)
"Do I believe in aliens?" Stephon Marbury asked. "I don't know, because I've never seen one. But I believe in Jesus because I saw him in the shower the other day."
Yeah, what's up with that crap?
“Ooooh…we respect you so much.”
“No, we respect you sooooo much more.”
smooch smooch, blah blah blah…
If I’m not mistaken we hate these guys more than STD’s, right? I mean how can this great rivalry continue to exist unless we keep the raging fire of pure unadulterated hatred stoked to the maximum? The big-wigs can be polite all they want, but this is fucking war to us fans!
I say screw the Pats and screw their Brady-lovin’ fans! KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 12, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
This is fun.
Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.
Man, I need a life...
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is my dad's favorite scene from one of my all-time favorite shows. Full of win, IMO.
You tell em peytonsurdaddy!!!!!!
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.
Rec'd this...
That gave me warm fuzzies….
Pressure is somethig you feel when you don't know what you're doing!
-Chuck Knoll
Can someone PLEASE photoshop Manning’s face over Tyson’s?
by IBelieve1237 on Nov 13, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
How's this?
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.
I'd prefer
Dwight Freeney’s face lol but thats just me
Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!
by coltsfan723 on Nov 14, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
how come patriots fans cant open their eyes like the rest of us the colts are better they jus have bad luck
when has an idiot kicker ever lost an important game for them, never, when have they had a receiver coming from bein hurt to playin in the playoffs and on his first reception back he fumbles the game away (marvin) when hav they ever had one little thing that messed them up never because of all the cheatin they did and well karmas a bitch an it caught up when they got to play the giants (a 16-0 record dont mean shit if it ended up 18-1)
"You only get intercepted when you don't know what your doing, I knew what I was Doing".
Johnny Unitas
by 805 on Nov 13, 2009 1:13 AM EST reply actions
In one breath you say the Colts have bad luck in the next you spout KARMA as the reason the Pats lost.
You can’t have it both ways. Either the universe is correcting, or it isn’t.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 13, 2009 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
It's both and neither...
/assumes lotus position
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 13, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
I thought the lotus position looked something like this:
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 14, 2009 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah!
I hate that other team! Go our team!
(Seriously though, what is it with Boston area sports teams? They’re ALL evil.)
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