Know Your Colts History: 9 Signs That Its Rivalry Week
by Jake Whitacre on Nov 14, 2009 12:00 AM EST
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1. You've scrounged through the Patriots' roster looking for ways to make zingers off of their names. Some examples:
- Nice whiff on that tackle Vice Wil-dork!
- Junior Seau, seriously? You've been a senior for a decade.
- Tully Banta-Cain? More like Tully Banta-FAIL! You must have learned from A-FAIL-ius Thomas!
- Hey BenJarvus Green-Ellis...I don't like you either!
2. For Veteran's Day you wore your favorite patriotic shirt that had no red in the design whatsoever. Blue and white are the only colors on the U.S. flag that matter anyway.
3. You've become allergic to New England clam chowder for some reason this week.
4. You just plopped down extra money on your Thanksgiving flight so you can board Colts 1.
5. This week you adopted a large group of rats and put them in your kitchen to create a realistic stadium experience.
6. Seeing a Brady jersey causes you to yell and kick the nearest tree, unlike the other 51 weeks of the year where you just foam from the mouth.
7. That gray hoodie that you during winter has suddenly disappeared.
8. Whenever you see Rodney Harrison and Tedy Bruschi on television, you tell yourself that they're still on the team, just so you can hate the Patriots even more.
9. Whenever someone asks you "Who's your daddy?" you automatically respond by saying, "Archie Manning, one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game! What did your dad ever do?" before realizing that you're not Peyton Manning and the discussion up to that point had absolutely nothing to do with this week's game.
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Okay, I take my tepid hmmm back
that is an awesome clip. I love that one of PM’s play action fakes in it featured no RB—he stuck the ball out to the air, nobody runs by, then he pulled it up for a pass. Weird. Bet $100 the RB missed his assignment.
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
Talk about bloodlines
Eli gets mentioned once and now they’re BOTH Super Bowl MVPs. Crazy.
Holy Crap
Did anybody else just see Peyton run faster then a linemen in the first part of that clip?
by stonewall12345678 on Nov 14, 2009 9:26 AM EST reply actions
Funny stuff,
Whenever I see Harrison and Bruschi on TV, I throw week old bologna at the screen.
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.
Facing the Colts makes Belichick's face hurt.
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.
Awesome clip!
Where have the years gone? P is just a baby there….
Great job, Jake, as usual. I especially like #2 and #8.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Nov 14, 2009 11:08 AM EST reply actions
Where have the years gone, indeed
Watching the 2003 game replayed last night, Dallas Clark was a rookie. Freeney was a bit faster (gulp) than I remembered and I believe one of the announcers (accurately) called him a Tasmanian devil. Yep.
The Patriots also had one receiver I honestly have no memory of named Dedric Ward. Turns out he was active for only 4 games for NE and played for only that Colts game( 4 receptions for 106 yards and 1 TD.)
Keep the faith!
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