The Onion - Patriots Lead Colts at Halftime

by MonkeyBusiness on Nov 19, 2009 3:51 PM EST Comment 4 comments

The Onion - Patriots Lead Colts at Halftime

Hilarious article.

Barring an almost inconceivable and utterly out-of-character mistake by head coach Bill Belichick, the Patriots have virtually secured a week 10 win against their closest rivals for AFC dominance.

"If you're going to wait for Bill Belichick to get overconfident and screw up, you're in for a long day," Caldwell added. "Just doesn't happen."

The Colts offense, however, with Manning's young receiving corps, has committed several significant errors. But the Indianapolis defense has fared even worse, and has only been able to stop pass plays of four yards or fewer, an insignificant advantage that a seasoned coach like Belichick will find easy to avoid.

Oh man, classic stuff.

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LOL.

I love the Onion.

Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.

Man, I need a life...

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I turn 19 on Tuesday, November 17. I accept all gifts. If any of you can figure out a way for me not to have a test Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday on the week of my birthday, that would be the best present ever.

by Cassieper on Nov 19, 2009 4:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Notable QB controversies

http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/notable_quarterback

by ActionOxford on Nov 19, 2009 4:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Hope Peyton's therapy pays off:

NEW ORLEANS—Sources within the Saints organization confirmed Wednesday that players, coaches, and executives alike are all “perfectly satisfied” and “completely okay” with the team’s eight-win, no-loss performance thus far in the 2009 NFL season. “The Saints feel that Drew Brees’ 106.1 quarterback rating, Reggie Bush’s flashes of athletic brilliance, and Darren Sharper’s seven interceptions are particularly satisfactory,” team sources said. “Moreover, we are reasonably pleased with the prospect of facing the Rams and Buccaneers, both one-win teams, over the next couple weeks. It’s nice.” A spokesman for the Indianapolis Colts, the NFL’s other undefeated team, said that quarterback Peyton Manning has been disappointed and discouraged by his team’s perfect performance and was undergoing treatment for depression.

by diagenesis on Nov 19, 2009 5:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

After re-watching the game last night,

Collinsworthless was giving the game to the Pats early in the 4th quarter.
SWEET REVENGE!

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.

by Indy Lori on Nov 19, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs