Media Hate Bingo
by szquirrel on Nov 30, 2009 12:25 PM EST
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Tired of those mainstream mediots hating on your beloved Colts? Sick of seeing those plucky Saints on top of every power ranking in the known universe? Can't stand reading one more fluff piece about how Brett Favre's sweaty jock strap smells like fresh unicorn giggles?
Don't get mad!
The next time you see the media be hatin', just print out these handy cards and and share a fun game of bingo with your closest friends! Each card is packed with a list of the latest reasons why the Colts "suck", plus all of your old favorites!
Colts Media Hate Bingo: Not quite as much fun as bitching and moaning about how Peyton gets no respect, but it's close! ™
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Funny as all hell.
Thanks, I needed this after the Cole article I read today, and Mike & Mike…
by vintagephoenix on Nov 30, 2009 12:49 PM EST reply actions
Absolutely outstanding
Rec the hell out of this, everyone. Please!
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I'm reccing this
even though it displaces my post. Thats how good it is
EVH+DLR=BFFr........ God I Hope So!!
Amazing.
Great idea, and great job. Gets a rec from me.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: What should you do if a hot dog vendor gives you a free hot dog? Why, throw it on the ground, of course.
Trademarked slogan is a little unweildy
but the game itself is pure gold
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
VERY funny, loved it.
You left out Tony Kornheiser saying the pats Virtually won that game.
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.
Nice job
Combine it with a drinking game. Use your beer tops as marker pieces and watch any NFL recap show. (ESPN works best)
"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
Jay Leno
Thanks guys! *blush*
I was trying to make fun of us too a bit by including some of the criticisms that we toss around about our own team. Glad everyone took it in the right spirit!
I don’t usually get torqued up about media “hate” but that Jason Cole heap was such a shoddy, paint-by-numbers collection of tired old memes about the Colts. It’s like he pulled a Colts-bashing flowchart out from the bottom of his desk drawer fifteen minutes before his article was due in.
It will be fun to see how many BINGOs we get over the next six weeks. Go Colts!
"The best defensive player is the sideline." - Trevor Pryce, on how to stop Peyton Manning
And...
You’re now tied for third place for most rec’d fanpost EVAR!
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 30, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
funny
but can you blame guys for saying caldwell has no emotion?
1-0 “all it means is we won’t go 0-16”
2-0 “all it means is we won’t go 1-15”
and just recently after win # 10, “i guess it just means we aren’t going 9-7”
great stuff, though.
I fudged it, that one was really about Dungy
But if anything Caldwell is even more stonefaced than Dungy was.
Mike Vanderjagt in 2002, remember? He said that Peyton and Tony were too quiet and didn’t do enough to get the team motivated (which inspired Peyton’s “idiot kicker” riposte).
Compare with Josh McDaniels and decide for yourself how much “emotion” is worth.
"The best defensive player is the sideline." - Trevor Pryce, on how to stop Peyton Manning
I would like to thank the Academy
"The best defensive player is the sideline." - Trevor Pryce, on how to stop Peyton Manning
And by a wide margin too.
30 recs to 24 recs.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: What should you do if a hot dog vendor gives you a free hot dog? Why, throw it on the ground, of course.
Can a bingo be a diagonal?
If it can then I just got Bingo. Top left to Bottom Right. I win.
BINGO!!!!!!
As long as we have Peyton we will always have a chance to win.
Yes.
A bingo can be a diagonal.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: What should you do if a hot dog vendor gives you a free hot dog? Why, throw it on the ground, of course.
Comic Gold!
I couldn’t stop laughing when reading this! Especially the part about Brett Favre! Great post! Cheers!
ROFLCOPTER
Rec’d
(my Dad about to place a bet)"Hey Karim who do you like in the Colts Game?" "I dont know dad, Haydens out, so is Gonzalez, Bracket, Sanders, Jackson, and maybe Freeney" Dad-"Is Manning playing?" Me-"Yeah".. "Lets go with Indy"
i picked u guys
8-8 that should be on there
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
I see MSM is a swear word over here also
Great idea, szquirrel!! Nicley executed, too. You could add some way of referencing their obsessing with Manning’s pre-snap gesticulations. Its like watching somebody make fun of how there is no battle formation in a swarm of bees while they are meanwhile swelling like sugar out of a gas tank. (Oh, for the good old days of youth.)
Thanks.
I try to sweep up around here at least once a week. Can get pretty dirty otherwise.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
Oooooooooohhhhh....
I like that simile there. That’s a good one. I’ll have to remember that one.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
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