Colts Media Hate Bingo

by Brad Wells on Nov 30, 2009 2:32 PM EST in Horse Bucket

Stampede Blue reader szquirrel has discovered a new, fun way to deal with the mindless drivel we receive from the haters in the media: Colts Media Hate Bingo.

Tired of those mainstream mediots hating on your beloved Colts? Sick of seeing those plucky Saints on top of every power ranking in the known universe? Can't stand reading one more fluff piece about how Brett Favre's sweaty jock strap smells like fresh unicorn giggles?

Don't get mad!

Get Colts Media Hate Bingo!

This "game," which is saved as a pdf, is nothing short of brilliant. Here is a quick image.

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That's a bingo game so cool that even Redskins offensive coordinator Sherman Lewis can do it.

Colts Media Hate Bingo: Not quite as much fun as bitching and moaning about how Peyton gets no respect, but it's close! ™

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Nicely Done!

Years of being a Colts fan has taught me one thing – IGNORE THE MEDIA! I used to get mad as hell reading ignorate things about the Colts in the media. But now I realize they have zero impact on the game, they are entertainers, and their job is to promote ratings and/or sales. Bill Polian has been preaching this for years and I have finally seen the light.

In fact, now I actually ENJOY reading media reports about how “lucky” the Colts are. This is perfect! I think it keeps the expectations low and makes it even sweeter when the Colts prove them wrong.

by Don Booza on Nov 30, 2009 3:02 PM EST reply actions

the worldwide leader is reporting

that Charlie Weis is done presser at 6 pm eastern

by Thedreamthejohn on Nov 30, 2009 3:26 PM EST reply actions

The Worldwide Leader in what?

Eastern Seaboard sports?

Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!

by coltsfan723 on Nov 30, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions

haha yeah

It crazy how much they are homers for the pats even though they don’t flat out say it, it quite obvious. we are flying under the radar right now and i feel great about it

by Thedreamthejohn on Nov 30, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions

if we wanna really bitch and gripe about the media

in a meaningful way, then we need to stop talking about it. Stop going to these writers in hopes that they’ll drum up something new. Stop talking about it, generating more hits. If you must, send their editor a message saying, ’we’re not giving you clicks anymore’, and then do just that. They would write, ‘Peyton Manning and Tom Brady are gay (but Tom Brady is the man)’ 16 times a year if they thought it would get them clicks (and not get them sued).

Never doubt Peyton Manning, he’ll make you look silly
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by SpazMo on Nov 30, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions

BUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

Hey guys, what’s up?

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte

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by LV Steelers Fan on Nov 30, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions

Haha!

NICE!! Still upset huh?

Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!

by coltsfan723 on Nov 30, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

Now why would you think that?

Oops, dropped my blade!

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan

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by LV Steelers Fan on Nov 30, 2009 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

Just rememmber

go down the street not across!!!

/sarcasm!

Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!

by coltsfan723 on Nov 30, 2009 4:31 PM EST up reply actions

Uhhhhhhh....

Too late!

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan

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by LV Steelers Fan on Nov 30, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions

Oh shit!

taking the slower route huh? Damn I may need more brain bleach after that picture! Ahh!

Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!

by coltsfan723 on Nov 30, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions

yeah I don't ever need to see that again

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Nov 30, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

hey LV

Sorry for your loss last night. I thought Dixon played well, but I guess this is what happens when 1 each of your star players on offense and defense are out.

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Nov 30, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

And our best offensive lineman

If we win our last five games, though, we’re pretty much guaranteed a #5 seed. All the Colts have to do is beat the Broncos in a few weeks for that to happen. Our only two tough games remaining are GB and BAL, both at home. We could easily win both if we get Ben and Troy back. So, I haven’t given up quite yet.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan

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by LV Steelers Fan on Nov 30, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

Hey there!

I thought Dixon played really well.

Hang in there buddy. You can still root for Pitt. Pitt and Cinn play this weekend – should be a good game. Our boy, Dion is going to kill! (Yes, I’ll share him with you right now, you’re hurting and I understand) ;-)

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Nov 30, 2009 6:08 PM EST up reply actions

Heh heh.

Nice.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: What should you do if a hot dog vendor gives you a free hot dog? Why, throw it on the ground, of course.

by Cassieper on Nov 30, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions

New Categories

… what about “they’re only clutch in the regular season” or “they win because other teams make mistakes” or “Brady still has more rings” or “they aren’t as ballsy as the Pats”

Also, been reading the site for a while now, just joined. Reading it makes me feel like I’m back in Indy and not at Duke, surrounded by New Englanders and reminds me that thinking Peyton is a demi-god does not make me crazy!

by DevilwithaBlueDress on Nov 30, 2009 4:31 PM EST reply actions

To be fair I cant thinkof one person in New Orleans that knocks Peyton or the Colts

He is one of New Orleans favorite sons.Now if he wasn’t from here you would probably hear a bunch of noise out of us.

good luck hope to see you at the super bowl

GEAUX SAINTS

by mississippisaintsfan on Nov 30, 2009 4:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

BEAT THE PATRIOTS PLEASE!!!!

My week depends on the outcome of tonight’s game!

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan

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by LV Steelers Fan on Nov 30, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

Yea mine to

If we win i can drink and celebrate.If we lose i’ll have to drink and b!@ch and moan

by mississippisaintsfan on Nov 30, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions

Saints

Saints look damned impressive.

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by Brad Wells on Nov 30, 2009 5:19 PM EST up reply actions

Good luck to you guys too.

It’s about time that the Saints make it to their first Super Bowl ever.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: What should you do if a hot dog vendor gives you a free hot dog? Why, throw it on the ground, of course.

by Cassieper on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions