"The Colts have become the NFL equivalent of those sea creatures who re-grow disabled limbs seemingly on command. Rookie cornerbacks make key stops in run and pass coverage, journeyman linebackers step up and play like All-Pros, and guys who would be third receivers on other teams torch good defenses with long routes. They simply find your weaknesses, wax you silly, and go home -- another win in their pocket. That's why they're the best team in football, and though the postseason has become the definition of "you never know" in the last few years, this has to be the prohibitive AFC Super Bowl favorite. How can they be beaten?"
Indianapolis Sea Creatures?
about 2 years ago
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Sea Horses?
Hm? C’mon admit it, you like it!!
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
Sea creatures aren't the only thing that regenereate body parts
What about the little blue-tailed lizards? Those bastards grow their tails back. I had one in my house (I have no clue how it got there) but I made the mistake of grabbing it by the tail and its tail fell off. The little bitch just grew another one. Bastard.
Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!
Wait,
so we’re Piccolo?
Anyone?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Finals suck.













