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Five Suggestions to Help Us Cope


1) Turn on Madden '10 and play until the Colts are 14-0. Then, in the third quarter of the Jets game, keep the starters in and run up the score on those punks.

2) Write a nice email or letter to Curtis Painter to assure him that the state of Indiana does not hate him in particular, and give him your best wishes going forward.

3) Start to compile that dreaded list of New Year's Resolutions. Make decisions that you will never truly keep, like changing your drinking habits to something a little more healthy for your aging body. Perhaps Diet Sunkist.

4) Contact Deion Sanders and tell him you were glad to see him in such high spirits on Sunday night after so many weeks of gloominess. Remind him that such elation is good for his health and advise him to keep it up. While you are doing so perhaps you could patronize his self-glorification over correctly picking the Jets to win.

5) Pre-order yourself a shirt that says something like, "Our 18-1 is better than your 18-1!" Start planning a trip out east to wear it with effect.

Perhaps following this list of suggestions will prove to be therapeutic. Go Colts!

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