Q: You’re president of the United States for enough time to make only one executive decision. What is it?
John Kerry: Any opposing player who sacks, tackles, touches, breathes on or looks directly at Tom Brady is declared an enemy combatant.
I guess it was a good thing John Kerry wasn't elected President in 2004. Otherwise, Robert Mathis and Dwight Freeney would be in Gitmo!
And yes, Kerry was joking. This is the one time you will see me incorporate political humor into a post.
almost 3 years ago
Brad Wells
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Well, at least he didn't flip-flop on that.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
I don't want to even think about what would have been done to Bernard Pollard
I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin' do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three.
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It
That is damn funny
When did he say it? I don’t recall him being this facile on the campaign trail.
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
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