The point of this week's post is simple: Sum up the careers of every player on the Colts. The trick is that I have to use the same number of characters as the player's roster number. This will be a three week series taking a look at the Colts roster. This week will focus on numbers 1-33, next week will be 34-66, and two weeks from now we'll look at numbers 67-99.
So this shouldn't be too hard, right?
#1 Pat McAfee: ¿
#2 Tim Masthay: Oy
#4 Adam Vinatieri: Kick
#7 Curtis Painter: Purdue.
#8 Shane Andrus: Backup K
#10 Chris Crane: 4th String
#11 Anthony Gonzalez: Super quick
#12 Jim Sorgi: TheClipboard
#14 Sam Giguerre: Dude got guns!
#15 Brett McDermott: Don't get comfy
#16 Jacob Lacey: Kinda dorky name
#17 Austin Collie: Sounds like a dog
#18 Peyton Manning: Yeah he's a keeper
#20 Dante Hughes: << Marlin and Kelvin
#21 Bob Sanders: Tackled a shark today
#28 Marlin Jackson: I hope he hasn't lost a step
#29 Joseph Addai: Has a crucial year coming up.
#30 Travis Key: Doubt he'll be on final roster
#31 Donald Brown: Polian chose him, must be good.
#32 Mike Hart: Should be a great 3rd RB if well
#33 Melvin Bullitt: Vastly cooler than Steve McQueen.