Worst Christmas Presents on NFLShop.com

by Colts Homer on Jul 17, 2009 12:54 PM EDT

This is based off of SLC Dunk's Worst Purchases on the NBA.com Store, except with an NFL flavor. Let's face it. The NFL is a league full of whiners and thugs. Players switch around teams constantly, and NFLshop.com can't sell their products fast enough. The result is a hilarious number of gifts. If I were to give just one of these to someone for Christmas, it would probably be the last time I would ever see them.

Let's start it off with a division rival. Who here wants a Vince Young practice jersey? Remember, it's the only time you'll ever see him touch a football.

Here's a Pacman Jones Cowboys kids' jersey. There is no better role model in this league than Pacman Jones. Seriously, this is horrible.

Matt Jones Jaguars jersey. Cocaine sold seperately.

Why would they have ever made a Rex Grossman jersey?

Is it a coincidence that the Falcons have a dog jersey but none of the teams above have one?

The Chargers have an accomplishment T-shirt. The only championship on there is from the AFL. Maybe they will have better luck in the next 40 years.

Here's your $275 Packers Brett Iscariot jersey.

Do you often forget how terrible of an owner Al Davis is? Here's a trifecta to remind you. We've got a Robert Gallery, a Michael Huff and a Darrius Heyward-Bey jersey.

I found a David Carr jersey. That has to be the worst selling jersey in the history of the NFL to still be on there. When would be the last time they would make that? 2003?

Here's the jersey of a class of 2006 running back who makes Joseph Addai look like DeAngelo Williams.

So there you go. These 9 jerseys and 1 shirt are the worst purchases possible on NFLshop.com. If these are under the tree on Christmas morning, you will probably soon find crying kids or upset adults. Seriously, these suck hard.

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by Brad Wells on Jul 17, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions

Hilarious!

Especially love the Falcons dog jersey. Ouch.

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Jul 17, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions

Awesome!

Enjoyed the Brett Iscariot reference too.

by coltsfanawalt on Jul 17, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions

Robert Gallery makes me sad

I blame the Raiders for ruining him. He wasn’t a reach and wasn’t considered a risky pick at all.

That's big talk for a little guy,
but I'm walkin' without reply.
-Lil Wayne "Mr. Postman"

by shake n bake on Jul 17, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions

I was high on him going into the draft

I would have taken him at number two, but the Raiders are the Clippers of the NFL. Talent goes to die in the Black Hole. I don’t know how Raiders fans do it. There is a team that will be extremely successful in a matter of years on the other side of the bay, and the Raiders take Darrius Heyward-Bey, Michael Huff, Robert Gallery and JaLardass Russell.

"I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,'Forget everything you know about slipcovers.' So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were."
-Mitch Hedberg

by Colts Homer on Jul 17, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions

I know I'm going to hear "Robert Gallery, Robert Gallery, Robert Gallery" when I'm advocating for Bryan Bulaga in a year or two

but until someone has an explanation for what happened to Gallery that makes sense besides “The Raiders” I don’t think it means anything for Bulaga’s prospects.

That's big talk for a little guy,
but I'm walkin' without reply.
-Lil Wayne "Mr. Postman"

by shake n bake on Jul 18, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions