#34 T.J. Rushing - Much better than T.J. Slowing Down
#35 Chad Simpson - Not bad for an undrafted free agent
#36 Brandon Anderson - Went to Akron, that makes him a Zip.
#37 Nick Graham - Honestly, I thought he was a golfer..
#38 Brandon Harrison - Why do the Colts have so many Brandons
#39 Brandon Foster - Seriously, this is getting really scary
#40 Jamie Silva - Sounds like a MMA fighter&looks like one
#43 Matt Giordano - Ran to Syracuse and back while I typed this
#44 Dallas Clark - A big hit with the ladies, mainly the oldies
#45 Ramon Humber - Went to North Dakota State, home of the Bison
#46 Tyrell Sales - Sales earned a degree in marketing at Penn St.
#47 Gijon Robinson - He's so strong, even his eyebrows are muscular.
#48 Justin Snow - Great with all ladies. Chicks dig the long snap.
#49 Jerraud Powers - Could be steal in 3rd round or Joseph Jefferson
#50 Philip Wheeler - Going to wet many quarterback's pants this season.
#51 Jordan Senn - Grew up in Beaverton, Oregon the home of Nike shoes
#52 Adam Seward - Weird having a guy on the team that played elsewhere
#53 Steve Justice - Let's hope he can build on really solid rookie year
#54 Freddy Keiaho - My frontrunner to be this year's Special Teams captain
#55 Clint Session - #playerswhoyellatcamerasafterlosingcrushingplayoffgames
#57 Michael Okwo - Went to Stanford but was never coached by CC Jim Harbaugh
#58 Gary Brackett - I still think that Gary looks like a younger Carl Winslow.
#59 Mike Tauilili - I can't confirm, but I think he knows Nikoloz Tskitishvili.
#60 Brandon Barnes - AHHHHHHHHHH!!! ANOTHER BRANDON! WHAT IS OUR WORLD COMING TO?
#61 Jamey Richard - The guy I'd pick to come out on top in a Colts battle royale.
#62 Terrence Taylor - Let's hope he's a better pick than UM hoops man Robert Traylor
#64 Adrian Grady - Went to Coffee High School before heading to Louisville. Really.
#65 Ryan Lilja - If L's were N's we'd have the coolest lineman in the NFL, by far.
#66 Ed Johnson - [[Insert your favorite 66 characher marijuana-related joke here.]]