Do all pats fans have the IQ of my 8 month old niece?
by Colts_and_Cavs_in_09! on Jul 8, 2009 12:25 PM EDT
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Pats fans begin by dissing us for saying we would like to kick Rodney Harrison in the nuts. They think that colts fans would OBVIOUSLY pick a pats player to kick in the nuts! Little do they know, 99% of the NFL would like to kick him in the nuts, too! Then they go on and pick a colts player and AN ENTIRE COLTS UNIT to call overrated! They pick Manning as the first... really? The qb that led his team to a superbowl in 06-07, the qb who has NEVER missed a start in his ENTIRE CAREER. The qb who is on pace to break ALL records held by qbs. The guy who brought his team back from 21-3 to win an AFC championship game. That guy is overrated! Then they say the colts D is overrated. How is it possible to be overrated when you're considered to be terrible! If anything, these guys are underrated! People think they suck, and quite honestly, they do. But if they had some 300 pound DTs last year, along with the top pass defense, these guys would be a top five defense! They also said that Hines Ward is overrated. Sure, I hate him. Lots of people hate him. But he is important to this team. He can block (although some of them are dirty) he can catch, he's tough, and he can go over the middle.
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The intelligent Pats fans you can find on Pats Pulpit. MaPatsFan and Marima are examples of Pats fans that are good sports and football smart.
"I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,'Forget everything you know about slipcovers.' So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were."
-Mitch Hedberg
I agree
As much as I cannot stand the Pats or their fans, I will also defend MaPatsFan and Marima for their intelligence and football knowledge.
How can you not love a team that does this?
Calling Peyton overrated is delusional.
I think they’re just playing with us.
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
MaPatsFan
came up with the list. He’s a good guy (for a Pats’ fan) and I agree he was just messing with us. A little revenge for our comments yesterday on our top 5s. I also like Marima. And Babeperelli (sp) isn’t so bad. He comes up with some funny stuff.
I found the post yesterday on Pats Pulpit hilarious!!
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
They're alright...
For a bunch of Pats lovin’, cream pie eatin’ sissies! ;)
by peytonsurdaddy on Jul 8, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
cream pie eatin’ chowda head sissies! heh heh heh
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jul 8, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
I’ll have you know, it’s chowdah with an “h” and it’s not simply a cream pie but a BOSTON cream pie. Sheesh, go bowling and watch a tractor pull or something. ;-)
Blogger at SBNation's Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit
lol
Perhaps surfing instead….dude =-)
My apahlogies regahding the chowdah and Bahston Cream Pie. ;-)
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jul 8, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
I assumed the “Boston” part of cream puff pie was assumed, but if you need clarification in the future I’ll be much, much more specific…
And don’t act like you’ve never been bowling, crabber.;)
by peytonsurdaddy on Jul 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
I think he said 8 month old niece. Relax, you can put your socks back on and continue counting on your fingers Pats-lover ;)
by peytonsurdaddy on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
well
Okay.. so not all… the point is however, kicking rodney harrison in the nuts would be pretty fun (actually, kicking any NFL player in the nuts would be fun. Those overpaid losers!) But calling Manning overrated does not make sense. And for the record, my nieces IQ is probably around 18, the girl tries to bite my nose off. And then laughs… and then grabs my hair… and then laughs some more…
by Colts_and_Cavs_in_09! on Jul 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
From the actions
of your niece, she obviously is a Pat’s fan and senses you are a Colt’s fan.
Babies often sense when someone is delusional and attack!
Bite his Colt loving ear off next time baby girl!
Bless her little Colt fan abusing heart ;).
If given the chance...
She’d probably bite your Pats-lovin’ ass, too, if you all didn’t smell so bad. ;-)
by peytonsurdaddy on Jul 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
All evidence
we are currently aware of runs contrary to your theory. She exclusively attacks Colt fans! This terrific little lady’s intent is to harm and maim the misguided of the Stampede Blue. She obviously has wisdom far far beyond her years.
Funny.
Good stuff, Pats fans – as hard as that is to type.
FYI – ‘Chowdah’ Heads has officially been changed to ‘Cheatah’ Heads…
by I'm Not Alone, I'm Just Blue on Jul 9, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
We'll see how fast Brady is with a bum-knee...........
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
Now now,
he doesn’t have a bum knee. He has a bionic knee now. His doctor says he gained strength in his knee twice as fast as he has ever seen anybody who has had the procedure. I know you Colt fans want to see Tom at 100% so when we battle for NFL supremacy we will know we both had our very best out there.
As long as the despicable filth known as the stealers is vanquished I will be content.
I agree with you about wanting Brady to be 100%
That way when we crush the pats this season, it’ll be extra sweet!
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
That's what she said!
I mean that’s what your mom said! I mean… that’s what… damn. What were we talking about?
Now how come a QB who extends his middle finger from the bench
gets fined ten grand, but when Brady does at the LOS it’s okay.
Yet more proof of the NFL’s delusional love for Tom B.
Sheesh, folks make fun of Manning’s “chicken dance” but they never complain about Brady’s “F-you audible.”
Actually, I thnk this shot was from 2007 and what he’s actually saying to the D is “Randy’s gonna run out there and I’m gonna throw it to him and you just try to stop us, you douches. I’ll teach you to close the score to less than three TDs….”
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
Ooh, I have a Boston joke that is only mildly naughty
Set in Seattle, so you’ll have to substitute your own red-light district for the punchline.
The Pats were playing the Seahawks and a Boston reporter is in town to cover the game. After the big game, he wants to get some dinner, so he hails a taxi and says, “Where can a guy from Boston get scrod around heah?”
The cabbie replies. “I guess Pioneer Square. But that’s the first time I ever heard it pronounced that way.” (it’s a district with a sullied reputation, the same place we get the term “skid row” from. But heck, taxing prostitution 100 years ago helped to pay for the University of Washington to be built. But I digress…)
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
Actually...
my niece has no idea what the hell football is because she (like me) was born in a far and distant country called Pakistan. It is a magical place of hope and wonder. And the only thing they care about is the cricket world championship they won a few days ago. When I was there last week a few guys celebrating in the streets jumped on top of our car and then got tackled by police officers. The only thing I was thinking was “Damn, that guy would be a great safety in the NFL with a tackle like that”. Back on topic. She has NO idea that I’m a colts fan
by Colts_and_Cavs_in_09! on Jul 10, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions
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