Idiot style predictions...

by tim55 on Sep 29, 2009 4:18 PM EDT

OK, it's slow at work, and the glow of the Cardinals game has faded. So I am going to submit my ridiculously stupid predictions for the next game on the schedule. No, I am not clairvoyant. I have no remote veiwing skills.........I am just bored. Be advised before reading, I am a shameless homer and have an active imagination.

VS Seahawks: Manning throws for 3 TD's. Two go to Reggie, and one for Collie. Garcon is pissed, caught 3 passes for 96 yards, but couldn't get in. Clark scores on an end around. Hank Baskett forces a fumble on a Colts kick off that is returned for a TD by Kyle DeVan. On defense, Keiaho has nine tackles and a sack via blitz. Doesn't matter though, Stampede Blue still hates him. The defense holds Seatle to 60 yards on the ground and 180 through the air. Melvin Bullit has two picks and a sack. The defense pitches it's first shutout this year. No field goal attempts for AV, but he hits the left crossbar again and misses one PAT, causing the stands to empty and he is beat to death with empty beer cups. Uh oh, boss is coming downstairs.

Colts win, 35-0.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors.

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That was fun,

but the Colts had a shutout in the last game vs. the Titans last year. That game was fun too.

Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.

Man, I need a life...

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The Atlanta Falcons are the only NFL team to never have back-to-back winning seasons in franchise history.

by Cassieper on Sep 29, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions

Too bad that was the only game I got to see last year...

The only time I was able to be in town for a game last year just had to be that game, and I really wanted to see the new stadium. But, I was able to brag to all these Titans fans I’m always around at UT that our 1’s were most improved, and our 2’s are WAY better than theirs.

by Vols767 on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions

You are absolutely right

But I did say this was idiot style.

by tim55 on Sep 29, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions

Tim55, you're funny.

I like it, and it’s actually not as science fiction as one would think. If there’s anything I’ve learned from watching a gazzillion football games its, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY. There’s a quote from Thomas Hardy about strange things happening that I like, “Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened” Except of course Nougatieri getting beat to death with empty beer cups. LOL

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino

by Indy Lori on Sep 29, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions