Fat hump KSK writer continues to call Colts fans "fat humps"
It's always a pleasure to get insulted by Mike Tunison of KSK, especially when we aren't quite sure if Mike really means what he says. Stampede Blue contributor Monkey Business is featured prominently in the write-up.
By the way, should the Colts defeat the Ravens, feel free to head to KSK and insult the writers there with a barrage of insults. I suggest jokes discussing the smallness of Mike's private parts. They're always good for a laugh!
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normally I think BBS overreacts
but that one hit one of my pet peeves. That the illegal contact rules were “changed”. They weren’t, they comp committee told the refs to enforce them as they were written.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Sweet Jesus, not that one again!
Just goes to show you if you repeat something often enough, the world believes it. You know, “we landed on the moon in 1969,” “Iraq has WMDs,” “Adam Sandler is funny,” “Bob is the greatest lover on the face of the planet…” Eventually, it’s just accepted by everyone at face value.
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
LOL
"About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.' (Ladies, that's not true)"
On one hand I hate how people thing that no Colts fan existed before we became an elite team. I for one remember being a fan through numerous awful seasons. That pisses me off.
On the other hand I agree wholeheartedly with him here:
Bill Polian is a goddamn coward for pussying out on a chance at a perfect season. But were Colts fans justified in flooding his radio show with bitchy comments? Hell fucking no. Without Polian, your franchise is still a laughingstock and 80 percent of your fan base doesn’t exist. Get some fucking perspective, you annoying, entitled humps.
(puts fingers in ears)
I’m not listening. I’m not listening. I’m not listening. I’m not listening. I’m not listening. I’m not listening. I’m not listening. I’m not listening. I’m not listening. I’m not listening.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is JD's best daydream. Cracks me up every time.
I DO agree that we're spoiled
And sometimes act it.
But the 80% of the fan base… he must mean the Red Sox and Pats.
You want a loyal fan base, try the Raiders. They have sucked for a solid half-decade now and still here in Seattle I see cars driving around PLASTERED with Raiders swag. If I had my camera handy yesterday, driving on the freeway, I would have taken a couple shots of one car with giant Raiders decals on three windows. Those people are true fans—and more than a little scary.
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
When people dress up to go to the games like Oakland fans
You’re convinced without any harm that they’re really passionated for their team… and scary
Quitters never win, but cheaters sometimes do
Sox and Pats....lol
True, even in the So Cal area, where they haven’t been for YEARS, I still see alot of Raiders crap stuff.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jan 15, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
What?
First off, everyone can say what they want about Polian, but when he’s holding the Lombardi trophy over his head in Miami, the word “coward” will change to “manipulative genius.” Of course, I have been vocal in saying he is not a coward, but an arrogant prick who did what he did just because he knew he could (and yes, to get healthy, his motive wasn’t completely darth vader-ish).
Yet, honestly, those who actually did only start following Indy the in the last decade or so, what do you think attracted them to the team? Polian or Manning? Think about it.
As for the rest of what he said, I take no offense to anything coming from a guy who likely hasn’t seen or used his member since he put all of his finances into that site instead of the $8 “escorts” he would spend his allowance on.
"A lot of times, Kenny, we have no idea what we're doing. But the DEFENSE doesn't know that we don't know what we're doing.....and that's next level." -Peyton Manning
Of course by "he" in my third paragraph
I mean the KSK writer, not you, bbxxj.
"A lot of times, Kenny, we have no idea what we're doing. But the DEFENSE doesn't know that we don't know what we're doing.....and that's next level." -Peyton Manning
I read Mike Tunison’s book a couple months ago, I highly recommend it.
Mike if you are reading this, that book is hilarious.
"Yea, verily, we shall overcome thy pathetic attempts at defense, thou jelly-livered knave! Talk not of thy smack to me, for I shall wedge mine booted foot nine furlongs up thy ass, bitch! Canst thou dig it??"
better or worse than Drew's book?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Haven’t read Drew’s yet.
"Yea, verily, we shall overcome thy pathetic attempts at defense, thou jelly-livered knave! Talk not of thy smack to me, for I shall wedge mine booted foot nine furlongs up thy ass, bitch! Canst thou dig it??"
I liked it
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
From Phil B:
About that injury report, the Colts have 22 names on there, but all are probable and didn’t miss a practice. So rather then list the names of everybody who is ready, just know the Colts are as healthy as they have been for any game this season, based on the status report. Also, Baltimore’s list is just six players, all of whom are probable and had full participation the past two days.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is JD's best daydream. Cracks me up every time.
I love how BBS thinks the apex of comedy are small dick jokes
Explains so much
T-Rac's Posse - T-Rac is one boss raccoon.
My personal Tribute to Air McNair
Do have anything to add
over here except for insulting BBS?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is JD's best daydream. Cracks me up every time.
Sometimes. Not recently, because he's been more awful and annoying than usual
T-Rac's Posse - T-Rac is one boss raccoon.
My personal Tribute to Air McNair
by T--Rac's Posse on Jan 15, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i thought it was a pretty funny article
by torontocoltsfan on Jan 15, 2010 2:39 PM EST reply actions
Funny and very spiteful.
A very odd combination.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is JD's best daydream. Cracks me up every time.
I'm not sure what the big deal is
Anyone who thinks that the Colts get a lot of flak needs to spend a day as a Steelers fan.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan
Oneil Cousins is the Steelers' best Offensive Lineman
Frank Walker is their best CB.
by LV Steelers Fan on Jan 15, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
The transformation is nearly complete
It has seemed to me, over the last couple of years, we have been trading places with the Pats. They used to have a strong D and efficient offense and beat you by capitalizing on your mistakes, while we had an explosive O and suspect D that usually let us down in the playoffs. It seems the Colts have morphed into the Pats of the early 2000s and the Pats have become the old Colts. Now, instead of being the team everyone likes because we are the only threat to the evil empire of the Pats, we are now the team that everyone wants to hate. When I was a kid, I hated the 49ers and the Cowboys, and it was because I wanted the Colts to be that good. (I still hate the Cowboys, but that’s a given.) With our Superbowl win this year, the transformation to perennial powerhouse will be complete (2 titles in 4 years). Bring on the hate!
The Shogun of Harlem
You guys overreact way to much to this stuff
KSK does this kind of stuff to EVERYONE. And complaining about how they do it does nothing but add more fuel to the fire. I’m a regular reader of KSK, and I think everything they do is hilarious, including their Colts fan bits. Sometimes it’s fun to laugh at yourself, and in this situation, that’s what I’m doing.
by Aerostar193 on Jan 15, 2010 4:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
First off, it's not everyone, it's BBS. Try reading the comments.
Also, this is related to a war of words that’s been going on for several weeks between BBS and KSK, it’s not an isolated event. Finally, the KSK writers have shown over this “war” that they can dish it out, but they can’t take it.
by vintagephoenix on Jan 15, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
They take it about as well as BBS
T-Rac's Posse - T-Rac is one boss raccoon.
My personal Tribute to Air McNair
by T--Rac's Posse on Jan 15, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
For people who love to tell other people to have a sense of humor, they sure don’t have one themselves.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is JD's best daydream. Cracks me up every time.
I have been waiting for this article
since they started their “hate articles on every playoff team” series.
I was kind of disappointed that I didn’t hear anything new— it was all the same “Indianapolis colts fans are fat” stuff.
Not completely untrue, but… I was hoping for some truly energetic hate.
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