It's a day that ends in Y, so you know what that means, open thread!  But this isn't your mom and dad's open thread, this is a semi-open thread!  An open thread, with rules!  The rules will be simple and easy to follow, but should you not follow them you will be banished to threads started by the PoserthatShallNotBeNamed...  but if he had a name, it would be dreamy... like Tim Tebow...  Anyhow, on to the rules:

1)  You may only post in this thread if you are Drunk, High, or Mentally Unstable (wanted to make sure Cass could participate)

2)  You must be naked while posting in the semi-open thread.

3)  Because I am the benevolent thread starter/dictator and you all love me, there will be NO LOLCATS, animated .gifs, icanhazcheezerburgers, etc.. because they kill my computer (Im back on the laptop again) and you all want me around for more than 300 posts (exception:  pics of Dia in a bikini)

Just to reiterate, those that fail to abide by the rules will be forced to Narfle the Karim  Garthok.

Enjoy