Dear Gregg Doyel: STFU already, man!
Seriously Gregg, stop it! Just stop!
It's not enough that you look like a total and complete douchebag, or that you have the insufferable arrogance to have three gs in the name "Greg," but after last week's article, where you all but insulted the Colts for dominating the Ravens in the AFC Divisional Round, you one-up yourself by posting this online homage to stupidity.
Gregg's article is less about him apologizing for his idiocy from last week, where he wrote:
Saturday night was more of the same. Wayne caught eight passes for 63 yards. Clark caught seven for 59 yards. Garcon had five for 34. The Colts' longest play of the game was 20 yards on a pass from Manning to receiver Austin Collie, who had three more catches for 32 more yards.Weighed down by all those nickels and dimes, the Colts simply couldn't -- and can't -- throw it downfield.
Flash forward to the AFCCG, and you saw Austin Collie and Pierre Garçon catching bombs left and right. The game was pretty much a solid kick to Doyel's tiny jewels. But, in typical Doyel fashion, instead of writing a "hey, looks like I was blatantly and totally wrong about the Colts, he writes another article bashing the Colts.
This time, he does what other many other writers with no football IQ are swearing by: That the Colts intentionally threw away from Darrelle Revis, aka "Revis Island," because they were afraid of him. Forget for a moment that Darrelle Revis did not play a very good football game. Focus instead on Doyel's flawed logic when discussing Ravis' supposed dominance in the AFCCG:
Manning literally got aggravated when he was asked if the Colts had purposely stayed away from Wayne because of Revis, whose dominance this season has led to a nickname for the barren offensive area around him: "Revis Island."
"I'm so sick of that," Manning said. "No, we didn't stay away from Revis."
It sure looked that way.
Um, Gregg. Listen, I know you have a reputation as a clueless pundit, and that the only reason CBS bothers paying you is because you write "controversial" crap that gets linked to by blogs like mine. But, seriously Gregg, this is pretty elementary. It's so elementary even you should be able to pick it up.
Manning threw the ball five times to Reggie Wayne. He caught three of them for 55 yards, one of the being a very key first down in the fourth quarter on the drive that lead to the dagger (Dallas Clark's 15 yard TD). The reason why Peyton Manning did not throw the ball more to Wayne was not because Darrelle Revis was blanketing him. Fire up your Tivos or your cable boxes and watch the game again. Focus on Reggie v. Darrelle. Reggie is open. A lot!
However, as open as Reggie was, he was not as open as Pierre Garçon or Austin Collie. One of the reasons Garçon was so wide open all game, which saw him set an AFCCG record with 11 catches, was because the Jets decided to bench regular starter Lito Sheppard and start Dwight Lowery. Manning noticed this change and attacked it all. game. long.
I mean, why throw to Reggie Wayne when Pierre Garcon is streaking wide open towards the endzone? This isn't Dallas circa 2007, where every ball had to go to Terrell Owens. This isn't New England, where Randy Moss gets bored and dogs it on plays unless he gets the ball early. This is Indy, and the ball goes to the guy who poses the best match-up, and Garcon on Lowery was a HUGE match-up advantage for the Colts.
"When a guy's hot like Pierre, you go to him," Manning said before acknowledging -- finally -- that maybe, just maybe, the Colts had better places to visit Sunday than Revis Island.
"Well," Manning said of Lowery, "when a guy's making his first start all season -- in the AFC title game -- you have to check that out a little bit."
Doyel notes that Garçon and Collie were indeed "hot" and warranted getting the ball, but in the end he goes back to the silly notion that everyone but Revis played poorly for the Jets on defense. Again, Reggie Wayne caught passes of 25 yards, 13 yards, and 17 yards on Revis. On one catch, Wayne shook Revis nearly out of his sneakers to gain extra yardage. I can only recall one pass to Wayne where Revis' coverage forced the incompletion. Everything else: Revis was beat.
I have loads of respect for Revis and I think he is a very good player. However, Gregg Doyel simply does not know anything about football, proving that he is the douchiest douchbag in a nest of big media douchebags.
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Great stuff, BBS. That article is insanely stupid. The headline—“Peyton steers clear of Revis Island en route to AFC Title”—is a little like headlining Obama’s election with “Obama loses Utah en route to Presidency.” I mean, WTF? It’s not that Peyton couldn’t go at Revis, it’s that everything else was working to perfection. The only point would have been to shut idiots like Doyel up.
by superchimp on Jan 25, 2010 12:01 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Peyton Manning is scared little bitch en route to 2nd Super Bowl Trip in 4 years!
Never doubt Peyton Manning, he’ll make you look silly
Joseph Addai is a good running back.
Im a douchebag, an asshole, and I'm rarely right.
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Hello, Ladies!
That's about right.
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Nice
The guy’s post was filled with garbage and enough ammo to rip him apart. But to feel the need to throw in insulting the way he spells his name? as if he had a choice? wtf man. stick to the subject man, it’s why we like reading your posts.
what??
I know a lot of Gregs… None of the cool ones have 3 Gs in their name. If you want 3 Gs, switch to verizon.
Never doubt Peyton Manning, he’ll make you look silly
Joseph Addai is a good running back.
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by SpazMo on Jan 25, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ahahaha!!!
Now THAT’S funny!!!
/I hate verison
Look at you; fartin' in bath tubs laughing your ass off like the dumbest motherfucker in the world...stupid jackass.
Oh no you dint...
that was funny!
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Jan 25, 2010 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Dude that greggggg shot was hilarious
Indianapolis Colts, taking focus away from my DBacks every Sunday.
by JustAJ on Jan 25, 2010 12:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Aw, c'mon.
Have a sense of humor. It was funny.
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For excellent service to football readers everywhere.
Seriously, thanks for giving him the ol’ STFU.
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I think you missed a few paragraphs...
Could Manning have unlocked the mystery behind Revis Island? We’ll never know. More to the point, we’ll never care. This was a day to acknowledge, once and for all, that the Colts have a lot more weapons than Wayne. Anyone who says otherwise — like I unfortunately did last week — is a buffoon. Garcon put up 11 catches for 151 yards and a TD. Collie worked on a mixture of Coleman and Leonhard for seven catches for 123 yards and a touchdown.
So what if Reggie Wayne was held to just three catches for 55 yards and no touchdowns? Darrelle Revis may well have won that head-to-head battle — but the Colts won the AFC championship.
by KingRichard on Jan 25, 2010 12:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Today, Wayne = Harrison
How difficult is to realise something so easy?
Quitters never win, but cheaters sometimes do
def. the case in the playoffs i think
GO COLTS!!! 09 IS OURS!!!
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by TheAngelsColts on Jan 25, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
I still prefer Harrison easily.
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Ahhh the complete story...
sounds like he took his lumps…I won’t read the story…but thanks KR for the last part of it!!
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Glad you caught that...
I was getting ready to post the exact same thing. Doyel can be a tool but this time I thought he gave the Colts their due. He just took his own sweet time in getting to that due but he even admitted that he was wrong.
by NaptownMenace on Jan 25, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm
I actually don’t think he is necessarily wrong to say that the Colts steered away from Revis.
Revis is clearly a great corner and Lowery is obviously inferior in comparison, so why wouldn’t a team game plan to go after Lowery? Hell if I was coaching against the Jets, there’s no way I’d want my QB throwing in the Revis direction when the other side is wide open.
Reggie Wayne did get open a few times against Revis, but not nearly as much as Garcon and Collie did against the rest of the Jets defense. The idea that the Colts “steered clear of Revis island” en route to a Super Bowl is probably true. That doesn’t mean that they couldn’t have thrown there if they wanted to, just that they game planned against it.
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Not so much as steered away
It was more like there was a quicker route. Why go around Revis Island when you can just take Lowery Canal through it.
Indianapolis Colts, taking focus away from my DBacks every Sunday.
by JustAJ on Jan 25, 2010 12:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Here's the thing...
Revis is good. No denying. The beauty of the Colts is that they play with no ego. Should a team make winning the game more difficult just to prove a point? Absolutely not. Why throw at one of the best corners, if not the best, in the game if you have other receivers with better matchups? The Colts don’t care how they win, even if that means letting the world think Revis shut Wayne down.
Same ol same ol
If a guy threw for 375+ yards and 3TD’s /0 INTs against this Jets D that wasn’t named Peyton Manning, he’d be crowned the best QB in the league. This Peyton Manning hatred is getting old already. If after watching that game last night the best angle you can come up with is the Revis/Wayne story, it’s time for you to find a new line of work Doyel.
I'll say this much
Like Florio, I rank Dolye of the 3Gs as one of the web’s insufferable halfwits, a man who think’s he’s playing with a full deck of knowledge but who in reality is 52 cards short, armed only with a Joker. So I’m not about to say that any little act outweights the perpetual foot-in-mouth disease he propogates as web commentary.
That said, like I was with Florio yesterday, I’m willing to downgrade him from 100% asshattery to 99.999%, based on something he owned up to:
This was a day to acknowledge, once and for all, that the Colts have a lot more weapons than Wayne. Anyone who says otherwise — like I unfortunately did last week — is a buffoon.
A single nod towards reality does not undo the universe of grandoise delusion that has passed for Doyle’s commentary on the Colts. And his mea culpa is insufficient; buffoonery doesn’t come close to describing it. Were he merely a buffoon, he’d be tolerable and possibly likeable, sort of like a younger, narcisstic Vic Ketchman instead of the “WTF?” generator he is currently. In spite of that, he’s managed to upgrade himself from complete and total idiocy to being merely mostly one. I’ll give him credit for that. True, it’s well overshadowed by his “Revis Island” bandwagoning, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s still there.
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Okay
Manning doesnt stay away from guys. He throws to who is open, it doesnt matter if Revis is on you or not, everyone knows your supposed to throw to teh open reciever. Manning doesnt pull Farves and throw into a dangerous area, he does whats best for the team. The guy is a douche.
I agree that he throws to the open man
Is it a coincidence that the open man was more often than not someone other than Revis? The whole point is that Revis is a great cover corner and that it would be silly to force it to just say we completed a pass in his direction. Everyone is in agreement about this, including Doyel. How does this make him a douche?
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Ya I don't see why the big deal
It makes sense not to throw it at their best guy. The object is to win, after all. Doesn’t mean they were afraid to throw that direction though.
I guess he’s entitled to his opinion
What are you talking about, BBS?
Peyton did in fact seem aggravated at the question. And Greggggg did acknowledge that he was wrong in his previous week’s article. And he gave the Colts credit for picking on the newly minted started as the smart thing to do, because it was the smart thing to do, as Peyton even stated. Reggie did do a good job on Revis, and as you mentioned, he made Revis looked silly on the juke, but Revis was clearly avoided in favor of the other Jets corners. They is just no other way around it. Reggie was, essentially, the fourth option yesterday. Doyel may have a hard earned reputation as a hack, but not because of this article.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Football is perhaps the ultimate TEAM game
I’ll even go so far as to break it down by Offense/Defense. But the fact remains that the Jets – whose vaunted defense was rated first in the league coming into the game – got burned by the Colts for 30 points, 27 first downs, 377 passing yards, 101 yards rushing, 3 TD’s and 3 FG’s.
Who cares which individual defender was covering which receiver on any given play? Did I miss the part where they give a trophy to the CB who got thrown at the fewest times?
As for the question to Manning, it’s the sports equivalent of “when did you stop beating your wife?” “Gee, Peyton, Reggie Wayne only caught THREE passes today that EACH went for more than 15 yards. So the question is: are you terrified of Revis or just afraid of him?”
Perhaps Doyel should take Revis out for dinner or lunch to talk more about how Revis has Peyton Manning scared of him. Might I suggest Sunday, February7th? After all, I heard Revis is free that day.
"Hey, quit callin' the f@&%in' plays, alright?...When we call pass plays, BLOCK!" - #18
I know he's our #1
But 55 yards ain’t nothing to sneeze at. Still a big help. Revis had a few passes completed on him versus other receivers as well. Still think he’s the best corner in the game, but he did give up a few completions.
I think
that 80 pass yds came from throwing towards Revis in the second half… though I could be wrong.
my count was an approximatly 76 yards on Revis
can’t really recall them all though. There was one point where a pass was completed to Collie with Revis in a helping position (does or doesn’t count depending on who you ask) and Clark caught a ball for about 11 on him as well. Reggie’s first reception was not against Revis.
Indianapolis Colts, taking focus away from my DBacks every Sunday.
so roughly
1/5 of Peytons passing yds came against Revis
How Dallas Clark dealt with "Revis Island"

by the_iowa_hawkeye on Jan 25, 2010 3:43 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
haha nice
GO COLTS!!! 09 IS OURS!!!
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by TheAngelsColts on Jan 26, 2010 1:57 AM EST up reply actions
Dallas is teh awesomest
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
by gizzardfanny on Jan 26, 2010 6:49 AM EST up reply actions
the
media wanted NYJ for TV reaons and R Ryan hope they like the pro bowl the media its brainless
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Wondering
if FO or anyone else is going to look at all the times Revis was playing man against someone (not only Wayne) and see how he did. FO did it focusing on Revis v Wayne and all of the times Wayne was open in Week 16.
Off the top of my head it seems he allowed at least 5-6 catches most for more than 10 yards and thus important first downs.
Namecalling
I think the “douchiest douchebags” in the nest of “small” media douchebags are all those bloggers who owe Mr. Polian a GREAT BIG APOLOGY!
by Colts1919 on Jan 25, 2010 5:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I knew the colts recievers are “pellet guns” comment was going to come back to bite him in the ass faster than you can say sports illustrated jinx!
Ive seen many a disrespectful columns written about peyton and the colts but calling the recievers pellet guns may be the tops of the all time IDIOT comments of any colts
Oops, sorry. Did you guys see Doyel's comment to his readers?
One, I don’t care who you guys THINK Revis was on, or not on, throughout the game. He made a few tackles on other receivers, like Garcon or Collie, on plays where he wasn’t actually on them in coverage. I know it’s funny to say I’m an idiot — I think it’s fun to say you ‘re an idiot — but actually I’m friggin’ smart. Which brings me to my second thing:
That Lesser Antilles thing was brilliant. If it went over your head, I’m sorry. But that was damn good. I love me some me.
What a tool.
Doyel: "II love me some me..."
Worst self-flaggelation joke ever. He keeps loving him some him, he’s gonna grow hair on his palms.
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Such arrogance.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is how the Mario games should have ended.
Good Comment
A lot of people are bitter. Just ask the dude who got tazzered and made the cover of the NY Post. Ha.
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Seriously
Is Peyton afraid of any cornerback? It’s ridiculous to even entertain such a notion. Doyel entertains me sometimes but yes I did watch the game on Tivo early Monday and my fellow Mormon Collie and Garcon were more wide open than Wayne. Thus, Gregg, you are wrong which you often are. I’m looking forward to an awesome shootout between the Colts and Saints. Ma the best offense win!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Jan 26, 2010 3:11 AM EST reply actions
coming soon a thug near you
since we are mentioning jerks lets not forget to mention this one
he took out favre below the knees and he cheap shotted warner cowardly…this little thug is going to try and take out manning
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BOBBY MCCRAY
Height: 6-6 Born: 8/8/1981
Weight: 261 Birthplace: Miami, FL
Exp: 6 years College: Florida
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I JUST KNEW IT…I was curious as to where this cheap shot thug was from and thought he was from florida and waa laa drafted by the thugs and then N.O. picks this thug up
oh I think we will be ready for him too
What's your deal?
Why do you randomly swing by BCC to kick a man on the ground? You guys have awesome things going for you, your team is on the verge of being a dynasty, yet you find the need to goad us. We can’t climb out of the AFC South basement two years in a row, we should be all but forgotten by the mighty Colts, and you still find pleasure in any discomfort that we feel. Why is that? How black is your soul?
Vae Victis!
Reading Gregggg Doyellll
is like going to the damned dentist. He’s the worst CBS has to offer – by a lot. He bashes the Colts all year, a day later then the rest of the haters, and he comes with the same tired shit that his colleagues wrote the day before, which wasn’t very enlightening to begin with. Manning was clearly effective against ALL of the Jets’ DBs. MOre so than others. What’s more fun to watch was not the battle between manning and the jets’ corner, but the battler between Wayne and Revis: the yards after catches, the spin move…. Kelvin Hayden had a better day at CB for the colts than Revis did for the Jets
I like Doyel
Why? Because he is consistently totally wrong. I will be scared out of my mind when he writes a pro Colts article. Don’t worry though, that won’t happen as he is yet another outrage specialist.
Indymike you are the quiet voice of reason
and I salute you. but fuck gregg doyel in the ear
by naptown_ninja on Jan 26, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
What?
No calling him a schmuck, BBS? You’re not gonna break that record if you keep passing on opportunities like this.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is how the Mario games should have ended.
Who is Revis?
and where are the Jets?..certainly not in Miami..
Now it's the Sun Life Stadium.
I’m still working on the paperwork to make it the Cass Stadium for a week.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is how the Mario games should have ended.

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