More entertainment from Mike Tunison and KSK
Mike Tunison continues to say nasty, hateful things about me. He's also a conceded jackass. But, you kind of knew that already. Lots of cursing and general stupidity from Tunison and his gaggle of KSK drones after the jump.
Also, after the jump, I remind Mike again that I do not reference him on this site because I need hits or page views from KSK. I insult him for the same reason he insults me: Because it's fun!
Mike, once again, I don't need your traffic. I don't insult, belittle, demean, and make fun of you because I need the KSK community to roll their eyeballs over here. My site traffic is just fine, thank you very much. Only a conceded asshat on your level would think that I take shots at you because I need the numbers. Many of the football bloggers here at SB Nation get a good laugh at your experience when they read your whining on that very point.
What you fail to grasp (because, again, you are a conceded ass) is that I make fun of you because I enjoy it. It's fun! It's entertainment. The moment it becomes boring and uninteresting to call you names and insult your site is the day I'll stop. I mean, ever since your site became unfunny and uninteresting, how else am I going to get any enjoyment out of KSK?
I'd think you of all people would appreciate the joy in making fun of people who very much deserve to made fun of. And, let's just be honest here pal, no one on the entire Internet (save these guys) deserves to be ridiculed more than KSK and their silly little flock of followers. You guys just had it coming. Oh, and the way you have reacted to it kind of suggests you didn't expect it, which, of course, adds to the humor.
On that note, here are some of the wonderful things Mike Tunison and the KSK community continue to write about me and other Colts fans because they all have serious penis envy, or something along those lines:
85 Says:
February 18th, 2010 at 12:15 pmI’m at a loss. The asshole Stampede Blue Hump writes this:
Rather than kindly and passively ignoring their obvious stupidity, it is sometimes best to point a finger at that somebody, call them a f*cking idiot to their face for their opinions that they share with you without you even asking for them, and walk away from them as their stare at you, stupefied that anyone DARED to call them out on their BS.
And yet we had that stupid fuck Monkey Business wah-wah-wahhhhing that Ape DARED to call him out on his BS. Asking why he picked on an unfunny and unpopular commenter rather than, oh, I don’t know, "kindly and passively ignoring their obvious stupidity." And this came AFTER the Colts lost, mind you. And we were all assholes for picking on Colts fans for daring to call them know-nothing homer humps for the nonsense they spread all over the place.
And sure, Humps, I’d take Trent Dilfer’s opinion as gospel, too. After all, he won one Super Bowl. He MUST be a great QB.
Christmas Ape Says: February 18th, 2010 at 12:17 pmOh Jeebus. Did that traffic-seeking retard BBS reference me on yet another post on his shitty blog? No wonder the people who run SB Nation hate him. That makes at least 10 times he’s done that in the last few weeks.
What a whiny obsessive fucking loser.
Christmas Ape Says: February 18th, 2010 at 12:20 pmBen:
I removed the link to the Stampede Blue post from your comment. He does that shit specifically to get traffic from us. Don’t reward him for being a desperate dipshit.
Again, thanks for continuing to be a ass, Mike. The entertainment is appreciated. Also, I really hope "85" is an Ochocinco fan; that makes his little rant against Colts fans all the more special and enjoyable to laugh at.
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First of all, it's "conceited," not "conceded"
Second:
The moment it becomes boring and uninteresting to call you names and insult your site is the day I’ll stop.
BBS, I can say unequivocally that it is boring and uninteresting to me and many of your readers.
How can you not love a team that does this?
by LovinBlue on Feb 18, 2010 3:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
as much as Tunison bugs the shit out of me.
it has gotten boring and uninteresting to me as well.
Also: CONCEITED.
Seriously. This is not the first time your “hooked on phonics” spelling has annoyed me. At least let someone read over your posts quickly for misspellings. It won’t make you a mainstream media sellout to have some sort of editing review process.
Bill Polian has forgotten more about football than you ever have or ever will know.
Yay!
More posts about Mike Tunison, because that’s what your readers care about.
Such GREAT Colts analysis!
Insert Clever Statement Here
Don’t feed the trolls! Especially when they have well regarded sports blogs and mouthbreathing followers!
I’ll give KSK this: they’re funny, about two thirds of the time. Their KSKharacters are pretty good, the Thursday Fantasy/Sex Mailbag is worth some laughs, and Sexy Friday is worth tuning in to because, well, it’s Sexy Friday.
All that being said, it’s not a place for intelligent, well reasoned discussion. Everyone there is a stereotype of their team’s fanbase. Tunison, as I recall, is a Steelers fan, so for him this must have been an especially bitter offseason.
I enjoy trolling KSK because it’s easy to drag the writers into an argument, Drew and Mike especially. I decided to take a break during the offseason to recharge my trolling batteries elsewhere, but I’ll be back next season.
We rise. They fall.
Proud to have my own tag on KSK
http://monkeybiziu.deviantart.com
Whew, I was on pins and needles waiting for the next post on this scintillating debate

Or not…
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan
"[T]he Steelers have been evil pieces of crap for a long time who play dirty and seek to injure their opponents, and one day there will be a reckoning."
FriarBob
Can't you just feel the love?
by LV Steelers Fan on Feb 18, 2010 4:03 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
First, it was a dead albine kangaroo
Now, it’s a dead camel. Where’s the horse?
Of course we might have a healthy Bob Sanders for an entire season... when we play Madden
That's no camel...
It’s obviously a hornless tauntaun.
by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 18, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Laugh it up, Fuzzball
"If you define your personality as creative, it only means you understand what is perceived to be creative by the world at large, so you're really just following a rote creative template. That's the opposite of creativity. Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.
But ANYWAY..."
— Chuck Klosterman
by Addai Another Aday on Feb 18, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently...
You didn’t see us alone in the south passage.
by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 18, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
That's easily the best
“dead horse-beating” animated .gif I’ve ever seen.
And thus you shall be rec’d.
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
I try, I try
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan
"[T]he Steelers have been evil pieces of crap for a long time who play dirty and seek to injure their opponents, and one day there will be a reckoning."
FriarBob
Can't you just feel the love?
by LV Steelers Fan on Feb 18, 2010 10:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
If the horse were wearing a monocle, I'd un-rec it just to rec it again.
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
Yay! Another retard slap fight!
We’re all bored now that the season is over. But this is pointless. It’s a fight where everybody loses.
Spelling jokes.
Nice.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
Hahhahaha...
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Feb 18, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Marima: Almost always full of win.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
If this was Bill Polian writing this for KSK
It would be like hitting 100 dead horses with a truck while a group of Turks beat them with sticks.
"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."
-Mitch Hedberg
by Colts Homer on Feb 18, 2010 4:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Get your fancy ass triangles out of here.
"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."
-Mitch Hedberg
"How'd you get that triangle in your ass in the first place?"
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
You mean
like Tseng and Reno and Elena and Rude and all them guys?
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
Hell to the yes,
FFVII reference.
And I’m totally creeped-out by any mentions of your nethers, unless you’re a woman.
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
lmao sorry for creeping you out...
I get all giddy when I think about FFVII…That game changed my life!
Just downloaded it on PS3…Now I’ll never lose it again. I swear to god I’ve bought, borrowed, or stolen 5 copies of that game over the years!
Ha, yeah, I know what you mean.
Although IV and VI were my major revelatory games. I have to say, I think XII has had the best storytelling (not necessarily the best story in itself) thus far.
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
Are those the only 2 options now?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
Why do they call it Kissing Suzy Kolber anyway?
I much rather kiss Erin Andrews. Or Rachel Nichols. Or both.
This is why:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQqIQyT-RuM
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
Keep Alienating Your Readers, Champ
Heeeere we go again. I think we’re up to a dozen posts about me in the last few weeks.
BBS, a helpful reminder: Every single time you do this, I win.
You get no added traffic and you look like a blubbering bitch to your readers. They get sick of it and leave. There’s no adverse effect for me because I refuse to engage in your petty bullshit. What’s funny is you fail to realize how bad this makes you look.
Also, every time you fail to distinguish the difference between concede and conceit, you confirm you’re a fuckwit undeserving of my time.
by Mike Tunison on Feb 18, 2010 4:53 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Don't listen to this guy, I'm thre real Mike Tunison!
Wanna make out? Guys only, please :-*
by etid5353 on Feb 18, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am far from a fan of KSK, but Tunison is 100% dead on with this post
Insert Clever Statement Here
yep I completely agree
Draft Mocker/ Co-Leader of yearly 7 round live mock draft at MtD
by TheAngelsColts on Feb 20, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Me Too! Except that "cake wreck" link they had on there was pretty funny...


Yes, that bottom one is supposed to be Peyton Manning, lol. (Shhh…don’t tell BBS, but here is the link.)
Keep the faith!
What's with the Princess Leah type hairstyle / helmet?
I also would expect a fivehead. lol
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Feb 18, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
It's so bad, it's funny
and they gave him a double (or triple) chin instead of a fivehead
Keep the faith!
I am a Colts fan...
And have reserved comment until now, but frankly this shit is embarrassing. You can’t “blah blah blah” about how awesome it is to get NFL credentials and then nuke yourself back to the fucking stone age.
BBS, you do realize that’s what you’re doing, don’t you? Christ, I’d take over this blog in a heartbeat if the offer was extended. Probably do a damn good job of running it, too, steering clear of this bullshit.
KSK is a humor site. And they are awesome. Some of you need to get over yourselves as fans. Newsflash: every year, 31 teams are losers. Their players, coaches, fanbases and host cities are fair game for flaming, especially from a site like KSK which makes no qualms about its purpose in cyberspace. I cannot fathom how you do not realize that you’re only digging yourself in deeper. Whereas “fat humps” was kinda funny but would have gotten stale pretty quick, you’ve now given ammo…now, a fucking nuclear arsenal…to KSK. And I’ll think it’s funny regardless because I enjoy KSK and have for years – though it’s cool if some of you don’t – but I know it’s just gonna piss some of you off even more when “whiny bitches” fuses with “fat humps.” And sadly, they have a case for both.
You wanna play with the big boys and be a professional? THEN ACT LIKE ONE. This is exactly why Polian doesn’t hand out press passes to bloggers. The majority do not conduct themselves as professional journalists, as is evidenced by posts like these. Please, for your sake and ours, drop it. Use this site for what it’s supposed to be used for. Don’t go on your personal vendettas because you got butthurt over something KSK wrote.
Or someone like me will gladly swoop in and take the gig. I have a feeling that candidacy would be backed by a majority of SBNation, too.
by Collin McCollough on Feb 18, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
You, my friend,
deserve a rec!
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Feb 18, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
first comment is green
you good sir choose your words wisely
Indianapolis Colts, taking focus away from my DBacks every Sunday.
Thank you, folks...
I’ll be submitting my name for ballot consideration soon. Running on the Tim Jennings ticket: soft in coverage, HARD ON CRIME!
…hehe, hard on.
I pretty much own* ColtFreaks if any of you clowns post on there.
*false
by Collin McCollough on Feb 18, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
1) Conceited. Every time you butcher the English language, twenty babies in Pondok Indah spontaneously combust. This isn’t the first time you’ve been corrected either. Take some time to proof/edit your posts, please.
2) We’re all sick of your bitching with Mike. Get over it and drop it. It’s lame, annoying, and this might be fun for you, but it’s not for us. It’s trite and downright stupid.
3) I’d gladly take over this blog as well.
One step closer to leaving this blog
"There are those that make it happen, those that watch it happen, and those that stand around and wonder what the hell happened." -- Drew Brees
ah just be selective with what you read
stick around. You’re fresh meat and a different opinion, that is USUALLY welcome here. :-)
Indianapolis Colts, taking focus away from my DBacks every Sunday.
I'll make a "Colts Escape" thread on the Pulpit, if you'd like!
by Richard Hill on Feb 19, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
lol
Draft Mocker/ Co-Leader of yearly 7 round live mock draft at MtD
by TheAngelsColts on Feb 20, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
I think there have been genocides funnier than KSK
But I agree with Mike.
"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."
-Mitch Hedberg
This is just sad
It’s not just Tunison that BBS quotes here, now he’s quoting commenters on KSK too. Are you that hard up for material that you have to go searching for what random people post as responses to humor blogs?
If I start a childish blog war with a humor site and say “fuck” alot, can I get press passes to the Superbowl too?
by Brothersko on Feb 18, 2010 5:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Titans Fan and KSK reader here.
Just joined, so here is something YOU might want to read, BigBlueShoe.
Don’t be mean. Don’t troll. Don’t demean or debase others. We’re here to talk about football and sports, not other topics like politics, sex, or religion. There are plenty of other sites dedicated to those topics, and this isn’t one of them. By agreeing to these guidelines, you agree to behave in a respectful manner to others and to stay on topic. If you don’t, that is grounds of banishment from the site. So please, be kind.
Perhaps somebody should banish you from this site?
Ain't no time for hesitatin'
All you got to do is groove
by BonzosMontreaux on Feb 18, 2010 6:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
SB Nation?
Of course we might have a healthy Bob Sanders for an entire season... when we play Madden
Haha well played
BBS does seem like quite the troll in this situation.
Insert Clever Statement Here
Sorry...
But Bonzos is right. I have flagged this post as trolling.
C’mon BBS, KSK is like that buddy’s house in college that you would party at, get drunk, break his coffee table, puke on the floor then go home and it was cool. But you broke the cardinal rule of the party pit.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU EVER INVITE THOSE COUCH-BURNING, PISSING-IN-YOUR-WASHING MACHINE, UPPER-DECKERING PSYCHOS BACK TO YOUR HOUSE.
You just tracked dogshit onto your own carpet.
I wasn't aware of that rule
What else should I know before I go off to college in six months?
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan
"[T]he Steelers have been evil pieces of crap for a long time who play dirty and seek to injure their opponents, and one day there will be a reckoning."
FriarBob
Can't you just feel the love?
by LV Steelers Fan on Feb 18, 2010 8:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Never go to class.
Complete waste of time.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
WARNING!
Does not apply to exams, mid-terms, or finals.
by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 18, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Huh?
You sure?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
I don't know........
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
no...no...no...
just had that lecture a month and a half ago with my college freshman son. For some reason he didn’t think he had to go to class. His professors had other ideas. So did his parents. He’ll be going to class or he’ll be attending a school much closer to home than he wants his sophomore year (and his dorm will look surprisingly like his old bedroom.)
Keep the faith!
oh come on mom
he can just tell future employers he had a rough time adjusting to college from high school and his GPA post freshman year wasn’t that bad
Indianapolis Colts, taking focus away from my DBacks every Sunday.
NO means NO
Haha… At least this semester his earliest class is at 11am. I think that was the main problem. Going to bed at 4am and having an 8am class didn’t work out very well. See, he learned something I guess.
Keep the faith!
works for me
i sometimes go to sleep around 5 and wake up to go to class @ 11. it will take a year to adjust to college life. he should improve during his sophomore year
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.....159mph is my top speed
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
(formerly mathew.40)
LOL.
I was actually kidding ;-)
Paying attention in class (especially if you learned the stuff already) is really the thing that’s optional.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
hahaha nice
Draft Mocker/ Co-Leader of yearly 7 round live mock draft at MtD
by TheAngelsColts on Feb 20, 2010 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
I come from Allentown, I have at least marginal street smarts.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Stampede Blue's Resident Steelers Fan
"[T]he Steelers have been evil pieces of crap for a long time who play dirty and seek to injure their opponents, and one day there will be a reckoning."
FriarBob
Can't you just feel the love?
by LV Steelers Fan on Feb 18, 2010 10:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
My son?
Your son is a Steelers fan? Have you disowned him yet?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
Not at all.
I’m actually a little sorry for you.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is one of the most underrated shows ever.
So much whining over this blog fight
And obviously, everybody here is tired of reading those articles. Who cares about being called a “fat hump” in a sports humor blog? If you mind, 64% of adults in your country is a fat hump. So why should you care about those generalizations over Colts fans? KSK is awesome at what they do: sports humor. And I expect this blog, Stampede Blue, to be awesome at what it SHOULD do: giving news about the Colts, but not about a virtual “fight” between two bloggers when only one gives a shit about the other is talking about. If I wanna watch a good fight, rather be UFC. It’s more entertaining and they’re meant to be fighting and whining at each other.
Of course we might have a healthy Bob Sanders for an entire season... when we play Madden
by trOOly on Feb 18, 2010 9:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Coming soon...
On UFC 110 Georges St-Pierre vs. BigBlueShoe!
by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 18, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'd pay for that on PPV.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
Suffice it to say, Georges will "not impressed by [his] performance."
"There are those that make it happen, those that watch it happen, and those that stand around and wonder what the hell happened." -- Drew Brees
Rec'd
Exactly. Stop being so damn humorless people. Fat people are funny. Obviously, none of you have ever seen one trip and lose his/her ice cream cone. And then lose his/her dignity alongside, trying to lick it up from the sidewalk before the sun reduces it to a strawberry-scented puddle. Conekakke.
by Collin McCollough on Feb 18, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Ban them
Berenice Juarez, 16, had a plan that was basic but lethal, police say: Text her mother’s lover pretending to be her, knock on the SUV window when he arrived, plunge the knife in his chest, toss the weapon and go to school.
Sounds like something you’d read on KSK.
Wait........what?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
..............

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I miss football already.
I don’t get it.
There's a new blog in town, the 12th HorseMan.
by KingRichard on Feb 19, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Of course you don't.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is one of the most underrated shows ever.
???
Am I the only one who finds this entertaining?
by Gelatin on Feb 19, 2010 7:33 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I hate Tunison with all my heart
He’s a fucktard internet heel who pillages his automaton-like readers’ brain cells with every post….
AND YOU’RE GIVING HIM AN EXCUSE TO COME OVER HERE AND PISS ON YOUR BLOG! STOP!
I’m officially tired of this shit.
"You're hitting the wrong person. Don't you know you're hitting Ron Artest?"

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