The agony of Sunday's defeat at the hands of the Saints has been somewhat lessened today with the apparent banning of Stampede Blue's most reviled and hated troll, jay16. This hatemongering asshat has seemingly darkened our doorstep for the last time. After repeated slandering of our beloved team, management and Stampede Blue community members he seems to have crossed the line finally and pissed in the wrong guy's corn flakes. With his backhanded compliments and delusional self-aggrandizing attitude he had made this a place many of us had recently dreaded coming to. At the times when we were at our weakest and most vulnerable and needed another sympathetic Colts fan to lean on, he was there instead, poking and prodding with his incessant douchebaggery. It had gotten to the point where I had seriously considered canceling my account here on Stampede Blue. Too bad for you guys, huh?
Yet, as it is with all things, nothing can last forever. Certain unpleasant universal constants shall always remain immutable. Your team eventually loses, the season is eventually over for everyone, even the winners, and we all go home a little disappointed that the games can't last forever. But I'll tell you this, nothing quite cures the sting of such disappointment as does delivering such a mighty and righteous blow from the banhammer! I am now smiling for the first time since before that pick-six this past Sunday. I hope it lasts until the draft. :)
Thank you Mr. Shake n Bake and Mr. BBS. And to everyone else here at my second home, I thank you for making this a season to remember...
And, Mr. jay16, as you crawl back under your magical troll bridge in Detroit, I leave you with this one last shot from the peanut gallery...
*UPDATE: Apparently 19 others have also been banned since Sunday in what is now being called The Great Troll Purge of 2010. You may dance on their virtual graves as well...*
Tell the truth, this makes you just a little happier, doesn't it?
Ecstatic. (1 vote)
Overjoyed. (2 votes)
Stoked. (1 vote)
Stood up and danced. (2 votes)
Started singing, "HAAAAAALLELUJAH, HAAAAALLELUJAH! Hallelujah, hallelujah, HALLE-E-E-LUJAH!" (2 votes)
Bummed. I thought jay16 totally rocked. (2 votes)
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