Someone tell Hank Baskett to hold onto the stupid ball!
I personally did not blame Hank Baskett for muffing the one-side kick in the Super Bowl to start the second half. Even though that play is, arguably, one of the greatest plays in Super Bowl history, I didn't get upset with Baskett because the Colts defense was the reason the team lost, giving up 18 second half points and allowing Drew Brees to complete 86% of his passes.
Again, I did not blame Hank Baskett for the loss. That is, until I read this from ESPN's Paul Kuharsky, taken form Baskett's press conference after he signed with his old team, the Eagles, yesterday. This is Baskett discussing the onside kick:
"I took the step, I took the steps back and then I saw it coming. I went and it took a bad bounce and I don’t know how I had a second chance. I crawled under everybody and got back on it. It was a long time underneath there. Guys on our team attested that they heard it was ‘blue ball’ so when I started getting up, another guy poked it out and that’s how the guy got it. It was a long battle. I’ll tell you, it seemed like we were down there for a good half hour."
(BBS slams head into refrigerator)
Hank, baby, let me tell you why I'm so mad at you right now. They teach you from, like, age seven that it does not matter who says what while you are fighting for a ball under a pile. Your job is to hold onto that ball, and stay on that ball, until the refs peel everyone off you, see you with the ball, and then signal "Blue Ball." It doesn't matter if it take 30 minutes or 30 seconds. You stay down there, ball in hand, until you see a ref.
Now, was their bad officiating in the Super Bowl? Yes. But it was not the reason the Colts lost. Stupid mental error like Hank Baskett's are the reason, and bad defense.
I guess my frustration with Baskett is if he had, you know, done his friggin job and just held onto the stupid ball until the refs saw him with it, the Colts get the ball to start the second half at the Saints 45. They'd have scored a TD on that drive, and that would have been the ball game. The Colts offense had their way with the Saints defense much of the game (432 yards, 6.8 yards per play), but dropped passes in the red zone, bad routes, and mental mistakes like Baskett's on special teams doomed the Colts chances of winning a championship in 2009.
So, do I now blame Hank Baskett for the Colts losing Super Bowl 44? Yes, partially. Also, his answers to questions about his performance seemed lackadaisical and indifferent. That certainly does not paint him in a positive light.
"I thought everybody was going to come down on me for it. As everybody knows, anybody who follows football, one play does not change the game. It sucks that the first onside kick in history before the fourth quarter had to happen to me. It was a battle underneath the pile, but I actually haven’t been just beaten down about it. I knew I was probably going to catch some grief. Of course, it’s the biggest game of the year, but not what I was expecting or anybody else was expecting."
Um, sorry Hank, but one play can indeed change a game, and that play did. The Colts had control of the contest until that play. The Saints took possession after you screwed up and drove for a touchdown. The game, which had the Colts in the lead for the entire first half, became a back-and-forth affair after your botched coverage of that onside kick.
And again Hank, "catch some grief?" Um, yes, you will some grief. Significant grief. That play, currently, defines your entire career. Right now, Hank Baskett is known as the dude who f*cked up the onside kick recovery in Super Bowl 44. That Baskett seems rather "whatevs" about that makes me feel very good that he is no longer on this football team.
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We can blame Baskett, but I still think, the refs decided, the Saints should get the on-side kick recovery and win the game.
'The Refs'
Ha.
The Refs knew on the first play of the second half with the Saints down by 4, if they just gave the ball to the Saints on the onside kick, that the game was over.
Wow.
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Mar 14, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, the refs had a few bad calls but the Saints won fair and square.
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Stewie: "Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. "
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by BlueMark1821 on Mar 14, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Please.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
It is too bad that the Colts visit Philly this year instead of the other way around
I would expect the boo-birds to be in greater force than in Week 16
How can you not love a team that does this?
Everytime I hear the word "basket"
my heart dies a little more. Easter egg basket, (shopping cart) basket, basket case….the list goes on and on.
I’m so glad he’s out of here. Ugh to the nth degree.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 13, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions
LMAO
thankfully out here we more often call them shopping carts, and I also don’t have to hear it from my East Coast transplant mother-in-law who calls it a “carriage”
How can you not love a team that does this?
That's almost as annoying
As what they say in the South, “buggie”. God that term is stupid.
I also wish I had time and motivation to blog at Speed Blue Nation
Where is the south
do they say that?
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At least everywhere I’ve been in those states and most of the people I met in the military from those states.
I also wish I had time and motivation to blog at Speed Blue Nation
Rude...
It is a buggie
Bob Sanders is starting to make me rethink my SBNation ID!
by SupermanWearsBobSander'sPJs on Mar 13, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Correct.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
I'm from the East Coast
I’d NEVER call it a carriage. What the hell is that? lol
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Not far enough East I guess
London?
I’ve never heard it called a carriage in the US either
I don't always drink beer....but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
Oh my gosh! She's right!

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by teej813 on Mar 15, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
Nice.
Rec’d
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 15, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I went from annoyed to furious
when I saw that quote yesterday.
STAY ON THE GROUND, HANK. I’ll never forgive him.
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by deshawn zombie on Mar 13, 2010 11:39 AM EST reply actions
That kind of "ho-hum" attitude
is the reason why he doesn’t perform on the field and keeps bouncing from team to team.
I don't always drink beer....but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
I blame it...
On the overabundance of sex with that hot Playboy playmate wife of his. It makes him weak. Everyone knows that it’s the desire to, in the future, have sex with playmates and supermodels that inspires men to be great football players. He already has his reward, so why should he give a crap if he recovers that kick or not?
Stupid Kendra Wilkinson screwed us out of our Lombardi with her liberal interpretation of the reward/punishment theory.
by peytonsurdaddy on Mar 13, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Me neither.
I will forever hate him as much as I hate Vandy and Gardner.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
screaming "WHATEVS!!!!" as he dives into the fray...
cue the themesong…
tired of fighting, lazy scrummer
helping Saints who rob or plunder
Underbaskett. Underbaskett!
Hank Baskett is dead to me.
That is all.
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That quote really says it all
It seemed like at one point the colts special teamers were convinced that it was blue ball. unforgivable mental mistake
by torontocoltsfan on Mar 13, 2010 11:54 AM EST reply actions
They were convinced
because the Colts actually did have the ball. As you can see from the photo up top, Baskett is just about to put his arms around the ball, and no one else has their hands on it.
Why on earth he would ever decide to let go of that ball is beyond me. I have to believe he’s some kind of retard.
by thejoshbaker on Mar 13, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
LOL.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
Ugh
This is one of the things I was much happier before knowing
But with him off the team...
it is easier to be angry with him and have a place to put the blame!
Bob Sanders is starting to make me rethink my SBNation ID!
by SupermanWearsBobSander'sPJs on Mar 13, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Baskett is a fucking jackass
hey whatever, so I fuck up and almost single-handily flip the Big Mo switch from Colts to Saints – I still have an ex-playmate to bang.
I also have a bone to pick with BBS
What did the ball do to you? The ball is severely hurting right now after being called stupid.
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I don't put 100% blame on him
because like you said, the defense in the second half was abysmal, but much of that was in part that Freeney could barely stand, and I still think the three straight runs decision by Caldwell at the end of the first half was incredibly gutless and it came back to bite him. And of course there were other individual plays, like not challenging the spot on what looked like a clear first down run by Addai that led to a punt, Garcon’s easy drop that swung momentum big time, Reggie Wayne’s endzone drop, and of course his half-assed route that led to Tracy Porter’s immortality.
Yet Baskett was given a dream job of being on a Super Bowl caliber team with the game’s best QB. WHen Gonzo went down he was given a chance to prove worthy of the offense and STs. Of course he failed miserably on offense, and rarely saw the field, but he was given a spot on STs and was expected to provide veteran experience and athletic ability. Also, as a receiver, he should expect to show good hands. Instead, he makes possibly the stupidest decision a player could make on an onside kick, which is go for it when it is CLEARLY not ten yards, muff it in your face, and then while you allegedly recover it, you let “a voice” convince you to let go of it. You’re a f***ing idiot. What he did is the equivalent of diving for a punt instead of letting it bounce. He may not be solely responsible for the loss, but he sure as hell is not welcome back in Indy ever again, and should the eagles come to town, he better be ready to be showered with boos. Enjoy your place in history as making one of the biggest boneheaded plays in super bowl history.
"A lot of times, Kenny, we have no idea what we're doing. But the DEFENSE doesn't know that we don't know what we're doing.....and that's next level." -Peyton Manning
Good Points
but you need to watch the replay again because the ball went much more than 10 yards before anyone touched it. It still doesn’t explain how he would attempt to catch the ball with his facemask, but at least he didn’t completely wiff on it.
It would have been fitting if the team didn’t allow Baskett on the plane back to Indy after the game and told him to find his own arrangements.
I don't always drink beer....but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
Ughhh...
Don’t remind me! That whole game was just a complete abortion. I still think we were the better team, in fact I know we were. We had them on the ropes right at the beginning, but thanks to idiots like Hank Baskett and the refs making sure not to double check ANY play Indy is back here again. Hoping and praying that our team gets to hoist the Lombardi Trophy one more time. To be in the elite franchise category in the NFL with 3 Super Bowls. To cement Manning as the greatest. To cement Indy as a sports powerhouse and maybe, one glorious day, get ourselves an MLB team. ESPN went on and on about how much it means to New Orleans, they have no idea how much another Title would mean to Indy. We have to believe, we just have to. There is no way this can be it. I can’t and won’t believe it. Indy will be World Champions next year!
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by TheAlphaColt on Mar 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Good lord.
For your information Viking's and Colt's fans, no matter how much you say it, you were not the better team in 2009.
I want to kick him in the balls
Repeatedly
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-Mark Twain
by Colts Homer on Mar 13, 2010 2:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions
So many times that you have to change legs half-way through?
by peytonsurdaddy on Mar 13, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'll relieve you.
Should you need a break or something.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 13, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
I'm working on a ball-kicking machine
It runs on the rage of Colts fans, so it should be good to go on Baskett for several years. I know I’ve got at least a few months worth of rage in me.
Nothing's complicated if you understand it.
We have a lot of people to relieve him.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
Same here.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
I actually feel better
about losing the SB now that I can blame and direct hate at one person. When the Colts brought him on, the entire 5th floor of my office building heard me yell, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. A few weeks later I got over it thinking, “he can’t be that bad”. But, during the SB I realized my first reaction was correct about a stone-handed, dip-tard named Hank Baskett. I hope he gets a scorching case of herpes.
You should come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until I google all over your facebook.
haha he's famous for two things:
Being the husband of Kendra
and fucking up the onside kick
by willyoubemycharizard on Mar 13, 2010 2:58 PM EST reply actions
Oh wow
I decided not to say anything then, but I had a feeling when you guys signed Baskett that he would somehow have an impact on your season.
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by LV Steelers Fan on Mar 13, 2010 3:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions
OMG
That dumb piece of shit. If that’s really what happened he deserves to get mauled by a bear in Antarctica. What a dumbass, holy shit that got me heated.
by BlueKrew on Mar 13, 2010 5:19 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Why Antarctica?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
Somebody poked the ball out?
You, Mr. Baskett are a pussy.
F*ck Hank Baskett.
What’s next you idiot? Maybe he will be wide open in a big game for the Eagles and not catch the ball. I can exactly guess his words after it: "I was running right next to my sideline and I heard a teammate yell “He has it!” and another one yell “Its a TD!” so I did not catch it ‘cause I thought it was already a TD. Maybe I’ll get a bit of heat but its OK"
F*ck you Hank Baskett.
"We’re only going to score 17 points? haha...OK" - Tom Brady
Stewie: "Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. "
Last piece of Colts merch added to my collection: McFarlane's 12'' Peyton Manning White Variant.
Saw them on some stupid E! show today...soo not right for Indy
Didn’t I hear, after the SB loss that Kindra actually said she was Glad the saints won??? I would love to slap her. He’s just a stupid dumbass.
My personal Hall of Shame:
Vandershank
Baskett
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 14, 2010 10:57 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who, PUD? Musta been awhile ago?
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
It was the 1995 AFCCG...
The Cinderella Colts were down 20-16 with a few seconds left on the clock. Jim Harbaugh a.k.a. “Captain Comeback” sends everyone deep to the endzone for one last shot at legend. He takes the snap, drops back and blasts the most beautiful Hail Mary you’ve ever seen into the cold, blue sky. It looks like an avenging angel falling like a spear from the heavens… It drops with lazer-precision between four leaping Steelers right into the waiting arms of Aaron Bailey as he is falling to the ground. A miracle. It bounces from one hand, then to the other. His back strikes the turf. The ball falls between his desperately clutching fingers to land upon his stomach, from which point it proceeds to lazily roll from his gutless belly and onto the dirt. Hundreds of miles away, I scream like a man who’s scrotum has been pierced by a drywall saw and throw a bottle of McEwans Scottish Ale through my television, forever cursing he who is Aaron Bailey…
by peytonsurdaddy on Mar 15, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
whoa... nicely detailed
i didn’t even see the game, and i hate him now.
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
Wow.
Great storytelling.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
+ Gardner
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler is going to go to the sweet 16. Whatever happens after that is anyone's guess.
+81
"We’re only going to score 17 points? haha...OK" - Tom Brady
Stewie: "Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. "
Last piece of Colts merch added to my collection: McFarlane's 12'' Peyton Manning White Variant.
by BlueMark1821 on Mar 14, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions

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