Create-a-Caption Contest
by peytonsthebest on Mar 20, 2010 5:49 PM EDT
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Due to the fact that offseason basically blows, the Draft is still just over a month away and I just can't get into basketball (sorry, Hoosiers) I thought this might be a good time for another Caption Contest.
This picture of Peyton and Tom Moore was most likely taken after the Colt's final score of that fabulous Patriot's game of 2009. Ok, the whole game wasn't really fabulous, but the second half sure was!
I have high expectations for this one, being that this is Smartass Central. The caption with the most recs wins. "Wins what?" you ask? Well, my undying respect. Hm. I see your point. I hope you all particpate anyhow.
And DON'T forget to rec the comments that make you LOL!!
GO COLTS!!
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors.
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Manning tries to rub the balding head of Coach Tom Moore for luck. However, Moore’s head would only be lucky if he were completely bald.
by BlueVol03 on Mar 20, 2010 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
"HEAL! HEAL!"
“I say, Oh Lord, heal this man’s inability to formulate a decent rushing attack!”
by peytonsurdaddy on Mar 20, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I dunno, he had a good rushing attack with that scrub Barry Sanders in Detroit... that's all we need.
Back to the contest:
“Tom, let me look into your mind and using my powers of deduction, I will see the next 57 play calls.”
“Peyt, there’s no big mystery—you make most of them anyway.”
“Tom, you’re ruining my act, dude. I’m a psychic… get it? This bod won’t last forever and I need a fallback for retirement. Doing this psychic gig on TV talk shows is my road to fame and fortune.”
“Peyton, your picture is everywhere and you’re a mega-millionaire.”
“Goddammit Dona—I mean Tom—you are the WORST actor on the planet. And a terrible shill. You’re freakin’ fired. A monkey could pretend to have his mind read better than you! An earthworm could! A Jags fan even! That guy from Ask Vic is probably a better actor. I bet Clyde has his lines down pat in five minutes, man….”
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
by Bobman on Mar 21, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeh, I just couldn't stop myself.... caption/novella/one-act play, whatever....
I hate Joe Namath. That's how long I've been a Colts fan.
Moore:
“Darnit, kid. One of these days you’re gonna give me a heartattack with that chicken dance.”
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
"Haha look coach, you're so short!"
"We’re only going to score 17 points? haha...OK" - Tom Brady
Lois Griffin: "Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite."
Stewie Griffin: "Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you! "
Last piece of Colts merch added to my collection: McFarlane's 12'' Peyton Manning White Variant.
Peyton:
Great calls out there son. Good work.
Moore: Aww Gee Shucks. Thanks sir. Couldn’t have done it with you.
Peyton: Nah Nah Keep up the good work. (in his head) Damn right you couldnt have done it without me he he.
Error:
I meant without you on Moore’s line…
by blitzingsuns on Mar 20, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Really, Peyton...
When i asked you not to rub my belly for luck, I assumed you’d know I meant my head too.
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
by teej813 on Mar 20, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Peyton: “did you just grab my ass?”.
Tom: “no………..yessss!”
both laugh hysterically at sad bill
"Nothing's complicated if you understand it" - Tom Moore
by scottishcoltsfan on Mar 20, 2010 8:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Peyton: You are getting very sleepy. You will let me call all the plays because I know everything. You will not remember that this happened.
Tom: Why is your hand on my head?
Peyton: Oh, your headphones were falling off….I mean your glasses…I mean, my hand was never on your head.
Tom: Sorry, I forgot. Your hand was never on my head. Man, you know everything, Funky P.
by shoein on Mar 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
peyton – you’re definitely not going to retire after that are you?
moore – I couldn’t possibly
peyton – good boy
As long as we have Peyton (and no surprise gay onside kicks are made) we will always have a chance to win.
by skywalker on Mar 21, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Peyton:
Throw to Hank Baskett??? Are you running a fever?!?!?
Pressure is somethig you feel when you don't know what you're doing!
-Chuck Knoll, as quoted by Peyton Manning
by thefrozz on Mar 22, 2010 11:15 AM EDT reply actions 13 recs
lol
"We’re only going to score 17 points? haha...OK" - Tom Brady
Lois Griffin: "Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite."
Stewie Griffin: "Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you! "
Last piece of Colts merch added to my collection: McFarlane's 12'' Peyton Manning White Variant.
by BlueMark1821 on Mar 22, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice. Rec'd.
"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.
The Manning Mind Meld...
“Remember… Just hold up the card and move your lips, I call the shots.”
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Mar 22, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Excellent
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn it Tom...
Look at it me when you tell me who your daddy is…
"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. " - Nigel Powers
by Z.Pain on Mar 22, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Literally.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
smp might be angry for not getting his credit for this creation ptb
:)
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.....159 mph is my top speed..will top that this spring
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
(formerly mathew.40)
He knows I heart him...
Smashville at MCM too needs credit.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 22, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
"You too fell for that "Draft Tebow" joke of mine?"
“Nice one there coach”
"We’re only going to score 17 points? haha...OK" - Tom Brady
Lois Griffin: "Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite."
Stewie Griffin: "Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you! "
Last piece of Colts merch added to my collection: McFarlane's 12'' Peyton Manning White Variant.
by BlueMark1821 on Mar 22, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
"Where I put that damn headset?"
“Right here coach.”
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 22, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Okay, I'll try it.
Moore: Dammit Peyt, that not what I called.
Peyton: Tom, you call it. I change it. Now is that so hard? Now go sit in the Porta Lav until I say you can come out.
by tim55 on Mar 23, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Nice Porta Lav
ref. Rec’d.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 23, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Strug-a-ling
Tom: “Peyton! We are down 2 scores. What do you think the offense is struggling”
Peyton: “I couldn’t care less about the team strugg-a-ling. I want to kiss you!”
by DFreeney on Mar 24, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
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