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Yeah, we kind of forgot to wish Peyton Manning happy birthday

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Yesterday, the best player in the NFL and the greatest quarterback of his generation (maybe ever) celebrated his birthday while recovering from neck surgery. Because I am a self-absorbed schmuck who is only interested in new players the Colts are looking to bring onto this team, and because I often take him for granted, I simply forgot to note the occasion of Peyton Manning's birth.

I beg forgiveness.

Big P turned 34 yesterday. Somewhere, just about every Texans, Titans, and Jaguars fan started doing calculations in their heads as to how long they think Peyton will continue playing. Considering that Brett Favre is 40 and is still performing at the level of a top 5 QB... yeah, Peyton will hopefully stick around another five years or so.

Unlike yours truly, folks like Indy Lori did not forget the occasion, which we suspect will eventually become some sort of state holiday after Peyton retires. Here's to hoping Big P had a good time on his birthday, sipping Corona, eating steak, and watching film of the Jaguars while his wife screams at him, "IT'S THE OFF-SEASON! Stop watching that sh*t and relax!" To which Peyton responds, "I am relaxin', baby."

Happy belated-birthday, Peyton. Stay cool, brother. Stay cool.

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His birthday

should be a National Holiday. Yeah, I said it.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 25, 2010 12:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

you mean it's not?

How can you not love a team that does this?

by LovinBlue on Mar 25, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I second that, yeah, I said it too!

At the very least, here in Indy.

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.

by Indy Lori on Mar 26, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure those senators from

New England would agree.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler University is (finally) in the Final Four for the first time in school history. While I knew that they could do it, I am still stunned. Only need 2 more wins to finish the job! Go Butler!

by Cassieper on Mar 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd it!

It should be a WORLD holiday.

PSN ID: etid5353
Currently playing: COD:MW2
Let's throw some frags :)

by etid5353 on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

reply fail again...

I’m the worst. This was meant for PTB’s comment.

PSN ID: etid5353
Currently playing: COD:MW2
Let's throw some frags :)

by etid5353 on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forget our AFC South opponents...

Colts fans are the ones most interested in how much longer #18 plays. The new contract should provide some clue. I hope it’s 5 years and I’d be very happy if it was 6. In the past, I believe Peyton has said he wanted to play 15 or 16 years. I hope the Colts can convince him to go a little further.

Of course I’ll miss watching the best QB ever when he does quit. But, more than that, I just don’t know if I can handle being 4-12 or 5-11.

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.

by Coltsfan58 on Mar 25, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

34 years = 34 TDs

he threw 33 when he was 33, hopefully the trend continues in 2010.

by Rocky Top Manning on Mar 25, 2010 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

If we go 4 wide

He may break the freakin’ 50 TD record which I hope he does before he retires. No resting this time. Go full steam all the way! Remember the Elway? Peyton deserves, not needs, 2-3 more SB rings before he calls it quit!

by Manning4ever on Mar 25, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

WORD!!

I dig it!

PSN ID: etid5353
Currently playing: COD:MW2
Let's throw some frags :)

by etid5353 on Mar 25, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

50 TD record doesn't matter

Super Bowl does and I like the 4 wide set as an addition not as the end all be all. We lose talent/help at other spots by sticking 4 wide all the way.

Movie Quote of the Week: "Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush."

by NYKings on Mar 25, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dream Scenario:

2010 Season:
Manning: 419/565 (74.2%) 5695 yards, 10.1 ypa, 62 TDs, 6 ints. 138.0 QB Rating

Colts finish 19-0 and win the Superbowl. Oh to dream…

"Pressure is something you feel if you don't know what the hell you're doing."-Peyton Manning

by P0RKINS2 on Mar 25, 2010 4:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

(sigh)

Yeah, I could live with that.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 25, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might be better...

Colts 2010 Season:
Peyton Manning: 432/528 (81.8%) 5960 yards, 11.3 ypa, 78 TDs, 4 int. 150.1 QB Rating

Colts finish 19-0 and win the Superbowl.

"Pressure is something you feel if you don't know what the hell you're doing."-Peyton Manning

by P0RKINS2 on Mar 25, 2010 5:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I doubt I could do that over 16 games in Madden.

If that actually happened… I wouldn’t even have to say I told you so to all of his critics. I mean… that would pretty much do it for me…

"Pressure is something you feel if you don't know what the hell you're doing."-Peyton Manning

by P0RKINS2 on Mar 25, 2010 5:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You **WHAT**??
Yeah, we kind of forgot to wish Peyton Manning happy birthday

BANNED!!!

… yeah, as if a guy can be banned from his own site. Photobucket

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Mar 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd!

Self-bannishment, perhaps?

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 25, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

But BBS made up for it.

I love the post, very funny.
I am relaxin’ baby…………….

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.

by Indy Lori on Mar 26, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Shake can make it happen.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler University is (finally) in the Final Four for the first time in school history. While I knew that they could do it, I am still stunned. Only need 2 more wins to finish the job! Go Butler!

by Cassieper on Mar 29, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Peyton Manning

Is the most popular athlete in Sports according to ESPN.

"Pressure is something you feel if you don't know what the hell you're doing."-Peyton Manning

by P0RKINS2 on Mar 25, 2010 7:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I think it used to be Tiger Woods.

Not anymore……

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler University is (finally) in the Final Four for the first time in school history. While I knew that they could do it, I am still stunned. Only need 2 more wins to finish the job! Go Butler!

by Cassieper on Mar 29, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who photoshopped Peyton's head?

No way his forehead is that large!!!!! Must be the camera angle.

by MadStork on Mar 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No One does the photoshop as farhe as I know....

You can compare this photo to others. I believe his forehead is really big – remember? He is the most cerebral QB in NFL history…. does not mean he is the luckiest though ….

by Manning4ever on Mar 26, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hence the term

“fivehead.” His large cranium allows for enough brain matter to be a football genius.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 26, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm tellin' ya, a few more years of cranial evolution...

… and Manning could become an all-powerful space alien:
Photobucket</aPhotobucket

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Mar 26, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

This girl could never forget Peyton's birthday.

I forget my husband’s sometimes though. LOL
BTW BBS- My graphic looks pretty damn good up there! I thank you.

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.

by Indy Lori on Mar 26, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Another thing to log away

to blackmail you with later.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Butler University is (finally) in the Final Four for the first time in school history. While I knew that they could do it, I am still stunned. Only need 2 more wins to finish the job! Go Butler!

by Cassieper on Mar 29, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you Peyton, in a non stalker kind of way!

"You can't defend the perfect throw, what can I say?" Peyton quoting Marino
"As I grow older, the list of people who can kiss my ass grows longer"-Ancient Hoosier Proverb.

by Indy Lori on Mar 26, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome!

I have new wallpaper until training camp!

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 26, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Non-stalker kind of way... Riiiiiiiiight...

Photobucket

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Mar 26, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now where did u get this great picture of Peyton....

hhmmmm….some secret party that you threw for Big P?? hee hee….

by Manning4ever on Mar 27, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah... Painter took it for her.

She has a deal with Mini P to feed her habit. ;)

Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.

by teej813 on Mar 27, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh you....

you are too funny teej813!! :)

by Manning4ever on Mar 27, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

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