Fat turd LenDale White wants out of Tennessee
by BigBlueShoe on Mar 6, 2010 12:41 PM EST
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One of our favorite pastime's here at Stampede Blue is making fun of the fat, useless sack of whale blubber that is LenDale White. From the moment he stepped off the plane in Nashville after being drafted in the second round of the 2006 NFL Draft (drafted ahead of Maurice Jones-Drew, Bernard Pollard, and Marcus McNeill I might add), White has been a bust. When he's not showing up to camp overweight he's instead needlessly taunting opposing fans despite the fact LenDale ain't won a damned thing in his entire, pathetic professional football existence.
With the emergence of Chris Johnson as the best back in football, it goes without saying that LenDale White is now a back-up. LenDale doesn't like that. This is why LenDale is DEMANDING he get more carries in 2010 or he wants to be traded.
(BBS laughs uncontrollably for 15 minutes; collects himself; continues blogging)
LenDale White has a career rushing average of 3.5 a carry. His best season rushing the ball, in terms of average yards per rush, was his rookie year (4.0 a carry). Behind the exact same offensive line in 2009, Chris Johnson averaged 5.6 a carry while third string back Javon Ringer averaged 6 yards a carry.
And while I am sure some Titans fans will crawl in here and start defending LenDale, or perhaps they'll complain about me offering my opinions about their douchebag player, the reality is there is no defending LenDale's recent ultimatum unless you want to look like a total schmuck. This incident is yet another facepalm moment for LenDale who clearly has not lived up to expectations in Tennessee no matter what Titans fans think, say, or do. They can either choose to accept the fact that he stinks (and says a lot of stupid things to highlight just how much he stinks), or they can continue living in a fantasy world where LenDale White deserves to take carries away from Chris Johnson.
It is our preference that LenDale stay in Tennessee for reasons that, at this point, seem fairly obvious: He sucks, and thus helps the Colts consistently beat the Titans, and he provides us Colts fans with endless entertainment with his boneheaded, illogical antics. However, if the Titans do decide to come to their senses and face the truth about the bust that is LenDale White, a perfect destination for him would be the Oakland Raiders. There, LenDale could mingle with other players of equal girth and mental inadequacy.
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Great minds think alike ;)
As soon as I read the line about Lenwhale wanting a trade, the Raiders immediately came to mind, what with Moby Dick being a sunshine guy. The other choice so we can keep the hate going would be the Pats.
"Winning is not everything;the desire to win is" - Vince Lombardi
"Lomu's the Brent Spar with attitude. A figure who inspires hero worship among even those who think a fly-half is a glass of beer consumed when 'er indoors is looking the other way." - Robert Philip Daily
They already got LdT
I really don’t see any need of our loves Pats getting a true fat hump from the Tits, unless some of their old RBs dies in the middle of the field due to their advanced age
So we're turning into Atlanta Braves of NFL? My head says "no", but who knows?
Yeah, some idiot started that rumor here.
Some people should have their mouths taped shut. ;)
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
Agreed.
I had a little fun with my son, though. He freaked. Now he’s not responding to my texts. lol He’ll get over it.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 8, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Just to clarify,
it was me. * blush * I’d never heard of the site in question and was quickly corrected.
But alas… no edit button, so i’m destined to forever be labeled an idiot.
Anyway, glad you’re having some fun with your son! Sometimes, it’s the little things that make life worth living. :)
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
Welcome to the idiot club...
I have a tendancy to “skim” posts and get myself into trouble all of the time.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 8, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Oh!
I also reported that FA began at 12:01 am March 6th. Huge faux pas on my part.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 8, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
I know, Cass. I know.
I will never live that one down. Damn.
;-)
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Mar 8, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
You weren't the only one.
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "Why is a raven like a writing desk?!?"
WE WANT GAITHER!!!
But I still think PTB is cool!
I sp
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "Why is a raven like a writing desk?!?"
WE WANT GAITHER!!!
That was YOU!!??
i’m sorry. we can’t be friends.
heh
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
Accept, not except.
Oh, and there’s no reason for the Titans to take carries away from the best back in football. As Paul K said, LenWhale doesn’t have any leverage and is acting like he has some.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: In an exothermic reaction, heat is a product.
Thank you, Chem 116, for teaching me stuff I already learned in high school chemistry. I always enjoy having my time wasted.
Actually he meant
Carry out from Outback Steakhouse, not carries.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
-Mark Twain
Outback is teh awesome.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: In an exothermic reaction, heat is a product.
Thank you, Chem 116, for teaching me stuff I already learned in high school chemistry. I always enjoy having my time wasted.
That's seconded!!!
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
Don't ya mean LandWhale White?
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad.
LOL
There, LenDale could mingle with other players of equal girth and mental inadequacy.
Took me a minute to stop laughing at this one. I needed that.
I actually think Titans are a better fit
I have yet to hear Titans players say anything remotely intelligent.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
“Do Anybody got Payton address I got to go get my award”
by RWaynecrush on Mar 6, 2010 3:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
And then we haven't even gotten started on
Vincey yet.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
Vince is sooooo damn clutchy
Insert Clever Statement Here
He just wins!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: In an exothermic reaction, heat is a product.
Thank you, Chem 116, for teaching me stuff I already learned in high school chemistry. I always enjoy having my time wasted.
Plus,
Karma is on his side!
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
I thought you banned that word.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: In an exothermic reaction, heat is a product.
Thank you, Chem 116, for teaching me stuff I already learned in high school chemistry. I always enjoy having my time wasted.
heh...
I did vote for the word to be banned, but i never heard anything official.
Will the outcome be announced in some way? Are we supposed to receive notice somehow? Certified mail? ;)
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
It REALLY irks me when people spell his name like that.
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
I
Could troll the shit out of this but I’ll pass.
by BlueKrew on Mar 6, 2010 8:13 PM EST via mobile reply actions
and calling someone a fat turd qualifies as intelligence...
don’t be mad that ohio state still sucks.
This time I feel the name calling
is kind of out there. White really is a fat turd.
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
Which IS NOT to be confused with
Fat hump – we are special people.
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
I'll eat to that!
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
Ugh
I agree that LenDale White is not a very good RB and his demands for more carries is pretty much unwarranted. But are the personal attacks really necessary? You have a shot at being a legitimate sports info outlet as one of the most traffic heavy Colts blogs, and your coverage of the Superbowl only served to improve that.
But articles like this tend to throw away all that legitimacy. Its articles like this is the reason why Bill Polian doesn’t acknowledge bloggers as legitimate reporters.
I
Completely agree. You’re making fun of him, yet you’re probably sitting on your ass all day and you’re calling a professional athlete a fat turd.
by BlueKrew on Mar 7, 2010 2:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Actually
I’m 6’5 and I weight 205 pounds. I run 3 miles three-four times a week and I’m starting to get back into my weight training. I need to add about 5-10 pounds of muscle. I’m a vegetarian. I don’t drink soft drinks, eat candy bars, or eat a lot of fatty foods or heavy carbs.
Seriously, when my exercise and food eating habits are better than a professional football player like LenDale White, I think I’m within my rights to call him a fat turd, thank you very much.
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BUT
are you off the tequila?!?!?
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
Yes
And i’m on to Guiness.
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You don't have a right
To belittle or mock people. Individuals who do this are generally called “jackasses.”
I heart armchair sycophants.
"There are those that make it happen, those that watch it happen, and those that stand around and wonder what the hell happened." -- Drew Brees
Two things
1) Yes, “personal attacks” are indeed necessary. Guys like LenDale White are paid millions of dollars to play a game. Much of that money they are paid comes from people like us who work two jobs, have families, and struggle to make ends meet. We purchase the tickets, the team logo shirts, the Fat Heads for our basement, the cable package that gets NFL Network, etc. So, to see guys like White take this money and yet STILL not do the most basic, fundamental element of their job (ie, stay in shape) I think warrants a few tag lines such as “fat” and “turd.” Also, please consider that what I am writing is what EVERYBODY else says publicly. White is a fat turd. Everyone knows it. He is stealing money from the Titans. Major media outlets are afraid to call this out because they fear it will upset the Titans. I have no such fear. That is the power of blogs over major media outlets.
2) Bill Polian doesn’t acknowledge bloggers because Bill Polian is an angry old man. He has an inherent dislike of all media, and if the Colts could play football games without the need for media present, he’d prefer that. He has a horrible reputation in league and media circles for treating good, kind, respectful people like dogshit just because they were doing their job. With bloggers, Polian does not have the control over them he does over other media people. Consider that if you want to interview certain players one has to submit the questions in advance. The Colts then pick and choose which questions they like. Sorry, but I don’t do that. The team and the players have a responsibility to be held accountable by media and fans. Polian disagrees with that, and his actions after Week Sixteen highlight (or lowlight) his contempt for us. And he is never going to like blogs or bloggers, regardless of who they are, because we do not follow the “old boy” rules of yester-year. When you fuck up, we WILL write about it. We WILL hold you accountable. Polian tends to take that kind of stuff personally, which I have no words for. Anyone who takes accountability personally has something wrong with them.
Finally, I don’t need Polian and the Colts to make this site “legit.” Articles here are now rolled up on NFL.com along with many other major outlets. IF the Colts want to continue to ignore media like this blog it just continues to paint them as assholes in the eyes of fans and media.
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Considering the subject.
In this case, LenDale, I have to agree with BBS. You’re a pro, earning big bucks and the least you can do is stay in shape. If you fail at that, then SHUT UP. You don’t start asking for more carries specially behind the best back in the league and after you’re being a complete douchebag. The most “memorable” (infamous actually) thing he has ever done is that incident with the terrible towel. He disrespected the fans and you expect anyone to respect him?
And, about bloggers and the media, that is actually why some fans prefer blogs, because they are funnier and say things that big media outlets won’t, right or wrong.
"We’re only going to score 17 points? haha...OK" - Tom Brady
Stewie: "Lois, Lois, Mom, mom, mommy, mommy, momma, momma, ma, ma, mom, mom, mom."
Louis Griffin- "WHAT!?"
Stewie:- "Hi" (runs off, LOL)
i still know 9 year olds that can get their point across without calling someone a "fat turd"
nobody cares that you run in the morning. Big deal. I ate eggs for breakfast.
by NikoliVoltron on Mar 7, 2010 10:36 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I don't even care about the current topic here,
but there’s no way I’m going to pass through without rec’ing your screen name. That’s just too awesome.
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
here's one before i leave you & your 3rd grade educational level blog
look. compare lendale to jerome bettis. both are big guys, neither one can catch the football and neither one is going to break open for a 80+ yard run(even though lendale did against Kansas City’s junior varsity defense in 2008), but what those guys do well is get tough yards. you can point at his 3.5 yards per carry, but consider what jeff fisher puts him in the game for. its to get those 3rd & 1, 4th & goal situations.
no one is going to honestly look at #25 and expect him to carry an offense. look at what happened to the Titans offense after C.J. went down in the AFC divisional game v. Baltimore in 2008. what he can do, however, and its a legitimate football need, is get tough yards.
also, his weight was down tremendously coming into last season, which combined with c.j.‘s 2k season is probably part of the reason he didn’t play much last year. the titans want someone to pick him up because they don’t have a 2nd round pick. He’ll be back in the spotlight soon enough, and he’ll drive all you midwesterners crazy when he lets you know that ohio state still sucks!
You bitch about calling Lendale a fat turd
but then you go and say this is a “3rd grade educational level blog.”
Hypocrisy at it’s finest.
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
You seem to fit very well with the intelligence level of the team you root for
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
by gizzardfanny on Mar 7, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
thanks. :) i'll take that as a compliment.
neither one of you has yet to say anything relevant.
by NikoliVoltron on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Trolling
You’re bordering on trolling. NYKings made a good point. There was no need to insult him. Indeed, it kind of makes you look like a schmuck when you condemn “name-calling” in one sentence and then proceed to do it in another. If I were to follow the “logic” of some of the commenters in this thread, that means your opinion on this is now no longer “legitimate,” and thus I can now ignore you, because you called someone a name.
I hope you now see just how stupid that line of thinking is.
And if you know 9 year old who can get their point across better, I humbly request that you encourage them to start blogging. When their site reaches our level, I’ll be the first to congratulate them and you. Until then, if you don’t like our blog, don’t read it or start your own. I make no apologies for calling things as I see them. It’s my job. How I do it is my prerogative. You can either choose to accept that or not. I really don’t care.
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which point?
okay, i won’t call names anymore. but if you set the precedent, don’t be surprised if others follow.
which point did NYKings make that was relevant? the tequila query, the name spelling query, the point he seconded? I’ve looked all up and down tis post, and that’s all he’s got. i’m okay with being called a hypocrite when there’s so much of it going around. i at least made a football point. you don’t have to give me credit for it. i don’t care.
also, intelligent Titans:
Kevin Mawae(former pres of NFL players association)
Keith Bullock
Kyle Vanden Bosch
Courtland Finnegan
Steve McNair
Eddie George
I know a lot of those guys are on their way out or already retired/deceased, but they’re all community pillars and A+ guys. I think you would have to be really arrogant to say otherwise.
by NikoliVoltron on Mar 7, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
You saying that it sets a precedent?
So if BBS is going to jump off of a bridge, you’ll follow? It’s a little old saying “two wrongs don’t make a right.” By doing that, whatever you said to follow it lost all credibility because of the hypocrisy.
But fine you said Lendale has a role in the offense, which is 3rd and short and 4th and short and the reason he really lost his role was because of CJ’s insane season but you’re missing something. CJ didn’t start going nuts like 125 or 150+ per game till mid-late season. The Titans seemed to GIVE UP on Lendale WAY before that. He had no role in the offense this past season even though he lost all that weight because he was just plain ineffective.
Wherever he plays next year he’s going to have to REPROVE himself to the skeptics because he was just plain AWFUL.
……….. A W F U L
"Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans." - Dick Young
Movie Quote of the Week: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
yes it does
Especially since most of the comments that came out were like something Beavis & Butthead would say. Just imagine it, “Don’t you mean LandWhale? HeHeHe.”
Either way, you can’t put out a title calling anyone a fat turd without expecting someone to come along and criticize you in the same manner. And don’t call that trolling, because that seems to be the intention of this blog.
I’m glad you said something about football, though, and I agree with some of what you said. The Titans are gonna have to give someone else some carries(even though c.j. has already said he wants to be the first rb w/ back2back 2,000 yard seasons) because it would break my heart to see c.j. turn into another shaun alexander and fizzle out before his time.
by NikoliVoltron on Mar 7, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
And Vince Young makes it up for all those players
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
Using "intelligent" and "Titans" together
just makes me LOL.
The only Titans I have ever respected are the late Steve McNair, Eddie George and Jeff Fisher. Specially Fisher, since he absolutely enjoyed wearing Peyton’s jersey.
"We’re only going to score 17 points? haha...OK" - Tom Brady
Stewie: "Lois, Lois, Mom, mom, mommy, mommy, momma, momma, ma, ma, mom, mom, mom."
Louis Griffin- "WHAT!?"
Stewie:- "Hi" (runs off, LOL)
We're are saying Titans players are stupid
Which is very relevant when talking about LenDale
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
Dammit
Is not writing in my mother tongue a qualifying excuse?
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
I just thought it was funny
when you were talking about someone being stupid, lol
How can you not love a team that does this?
I never said I wasn't stupid too
;-)
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
Anybody that can learn a second language
isn’t stupid.
just sayin’
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
and it ain't like English is easy
Ummmmm… i know Pig Latin, and i can count to 100 in German.
does that count?
Careful what you wish for... a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take everything you have.
Look, we can forgive the occasional grammatical flub.
Just keep whatever you do with your mother’s tongue between you and her.
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
Eeewww
:-(
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi
Mwa-ha-ha.
Inappropriate and hilarious; I love it.
And it’s quasi-Hamlet-like! My filth works on so many levels!
;)
Anonymity breeds inhumanity. In simpler terms, don't be a troll.
That's one thing we can agree on BBS
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