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Colts Rhapsody (In the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)



To keep the spirit and fun alive with the Colts Rap.  Here is Colts Rhapsody, enjoy.

Is this a real game?

Or is this just fantasy?

Seven plus twelve wins

Pats can't escape reality

Tommy open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

Peyton throws a spiral

Don't give him your empathy

Because I'm easy come, easy throw

Never high, Never low

Any way the D flows

Doesn't really matter to me

 

D-Free just killed Sanchez

His spin move got misread

Sanchez fell and hit his head

D-Free, the game has just begun

But now it will be a blow out all the way

D-Free, ooooh

Didn't mean to make Rex cry

If he don't sack again till the 2nd quarter

Carry on, carry on, we still got Robert Mathis

 

Too late, overtime has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Winning all the time

Goodbye, everybody

I've got to go

Gotta collect my fifth M-V-P

 

Peyton, ooooooooh (Any way the D flows)

I don't want to lose

Sometimes wish we never lose at all

 

(Guitar Solo)

 

I see a tall man with a rocket arm

Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning will you win at Foxburrough

Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me

Galileo (Tony Ugoh), Galileo (Tony Ugoh), Galileo Figaro

Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

I'm just a tackle nobody loves me

He's just a tackle nowhere near fiesty

Spare him spot on this roster - osity

 

Easy come, easy throw, Week 17 please let Peyton throw

Bill Polian! No we will not let you throw

Let him throw

Bill Polian says NO we will not let you throw

Let him thrown

Bill Polian will not let you throw

Let me throw (Will not let you throw) (Never, never, never, never)

Let me throw (Will not let you throw)

Let me throw-o-o-o-o-o-o

No, no no no no no no no

(Oh Papa Polian, papa Polian) Papa Polian, let me throw

Bill Bell- i - chek has the devil put aside for me          for me                    for me!

 

 

So you think you can rush me and spit in my eye

So you think you can sack me and leave me lie

Oh, Belli, can't do this to me, Belli

Just gotta get six, just gotta get six scored right here

 

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

 

Anyway the D flows...

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors.

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