Let's just say that all crazy hell breaks loose and the Colts hire a recent ex-NFL running back to be the new RB coach. Who would you want? +s and -s after the jump

Pluses and Minuses:

The Edge

+ He's ridiculously awesome

-  He might be too awesome

+ All our RBs would respect the hell out of him and would do anything to please him

- The Edge isn't very articulate so our youngins might not understand him too well

+ There's a good chance that Edge and Bob could be in the same room together. I'm not certain but this might cause the universe to implode

James Mungro

+ Baby J could learn a lot from him

-  Baby J might not be on the team

+ He could teach our youngins to hit. the freaking. hole.

-  He isn't as awesome as The Edge

Shaun Alexander

+ He played for Seattle. Raheem Brock and B. Stok play for Seattle. Nuff said

-  He played for Seattle

+ He loves shrimp

-  There's poo in shrimp

Marshall Faulk

-  I hate him

-  He's a whiny piece of crap

-  People remember him as a Ram more than a Colt

-  From watching him commentate I've realized that he is mentally handicapped

Eddie George

+ He's one of the best RBs ever

+ I always liked Eddie George. I have no good reason for this

+ For once we'd be stealing a Titan instead of them ALWAYS taking our Colts

-  He's not as awesome as Edgerrin. Let's face it. No one is (cept maybe Bobzilla)