Yes, I'm aware of Jeff Saturday's boorish and silly shots taken at yours truly today. I've been in my mother's basement office all day writing an article about possible G.M. and coaching candidates for the Colts seeing as, you know, Jim Caldwell is going to get fired and the Polian Clan should be sent packing with him. While in the middle of this article, my buddy Joel Thorman calls me and says, 'Did you see what Jeff Saturday said about you?'

For the last few hours, I've been reading what he said, following up with those on the call, answering emails from people asking me why Jeff Saturday is acting like a penis, and so on.

I'll have a more thorough response tomorrow morning for your reading pleasure. Regardless of what Jeff said, I still like and respect him. However, he was not misquoted. And, seriously, his team is 0-7. His legacy, along with the legacies of Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, and Dallas Clark, has taken a major hit. The meme prior to 2011 was this team was low average sans Peyton Manning.

Now, the meme is this team SUCKS sans Manning.

And considering the Colts are coming off the most embarrassing loss in franchise history this past Sunday, don't you think the absolute last thing on Jeff Saturday's mind should be whether or not his quoted word 'outcoached' was taken out of context? That's your priority topic of discussion right now, Jeff? Really?

Just when you thought this season couldn't get any worse, or silly.

Anyway, in the spirit of good fun (because god knows I need a laugh now), kindly use this FanPost to follow in Jeff Saturday's footsteps. Go head. Take shots at me. I'll give points to those of you who come up with creative and funny insults. The terms of posting guidelines are lifted for this one FanPost. The only exceptions are no racial, sexist, or religious attacks or insults, please.

Your momma jokes though are strongly encouraged. Have at it.