2011 NFL Week 10: Jacksonville Jaguars (2-6) At Indianapolis Colts (0-9)- Open Thread
by Brad Wells on Nov 13, 2011 12:45 PM EST
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PrintGame Date/Time: Sunday, Nov. 13; 1:00 p.m. ET
Location: Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis, Indiana
TV Schedule: CBS (TV Distribution Map)
TV Announcers: Spero Dedes, Steve Beuerlein
Radio Schedule: WOKV 690 AM (Jaguars), WFNI 1070 AM (Colts)
Donald Brown and rookie running back Delone Carter will handle the running duties today because (surprise!) Joseph Addai is listed as OUT. Also out today is tight end Dallas Clark, who was ruled out earlier this week.
For many, this is Indy's 'Super Bowl' for 2011. If they can't beat the Jaguars at Lucas Oil, it is very possible this team goes 0-16. I honestly don't see how Jim Irsay can sell Chris Polian to the fans, media, or anyone if the team he has control over goes 0-16 this season. So, this is a BIG game. Really big. People-will-definitely-get-seriously-fired-at-season's-end kinda big.
And hey, maybe we'll see some touchdowns thrown by Curtis Painter. He hasn't had one in four games.
Back in the lineup for the second week is left tackle Anthony Castonzo. Drake Nevis also returns. Maybe the rooks can add a spark.
This is your open thread. Enjoy.
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This is why I hope we lose.
I honestly don’t see how Jim Irsay can sell Chris Polian to the fans, media, or anyone if the team he has control over goes 0-16 this season. So, this is a BIG game. Really big. People-will-definitely-get-seriously-fired-at-season’s-end kinda big.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Here's a link for you who like self flagellation, or a possible chance of a win.
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/91859/1/watch-indianapolis-coltsvs-jacksonville-jaguars.html
C’mon Colts, let’s put it together one time.
Jags 13 - Colts 6
:(
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
That was an awful run
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
We suck so much.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
So this'll be fun
Two shitty QBs trading INTs
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Do I dare?
I have the chance to see the Colts here in NE against the Pats in a few weeks. Do i dare go?
I haven't heard of the announcers for the games for the past few weeks
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Remember 11 months ago when these two teams were playing for the playoffs and 1st place?
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Time to pound on a rookie.........
Coyer, release the hounds, or find the unemployment line.
How are the Colts still selling out these games?
Who in Indy wants to go to the game and spend $200? And there can’t be that many season tickets or people who bought tickets before the season.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Jags will have
Like 150 rushing attempts tonight
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Colts SHOULD do that, but I bet Painter starts spreading the ball out here
First to a Jags defender, then to the ground, maybe even to a Colt if we get lucky
So far, this game looks like crap.
Final score, 6-3 or some sh*tty boring score like that. This will be the only time I’ll watch CFL playoffs over a Colts game
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
He got pusher into him???
If he wasn’t he wasn’t lacey’s just am idiot
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
nice one Donald
Can we get Carter back into the rotation please
CBS refuses to show Colt games in Chicago.
Since we are 0-9, CBS here in Chicago won’t televise regional games. This is what they told me!
Refs made right call, Lacey was being a retard
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
Is Lacey serious?
Is he trying to get cut at his point?
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
Lacey
Hahahahaha!!
He was trying to finally tackle someone.
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
Worst QB starts of all time
This is the worst collective stats for midway through the first quarter probably of all time (if it’s not that is shameful/hilarious)
gabbert: 0-3, 0 yards, 1 int
painter: 0-3, -2 yards, 1 int
Someone Painter is worse than a guy who has no completions and an INT. He shouldn’t be allowed to throw the ball ever again.
Writer for Stampede Blue.
by nopuntintended on Nov 13, 2011 1:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'm telling ya -
It’s 90% QB problems. D gets gassed because of Painter’s 3 and outs… terrible. Just terrible.
You know what Love is?
Having gamepass with at least 3 cool Games going on and still watching this shit!
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 1:26 PM EST reply actions
Yep
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
If the Jags were smart, they'd literally hand off every single play
Seriously, what’s the worst that could happen?
MJD
At least I have him in several fantasy leagues today.
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
Crap game gets crap announcers
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Right -
“ask people who the most difficult person to tackle is, and 99% say MJD”. Huh?? Not Adrian Peterson, Brandon Jacobs, Chris Johnson, Michael Bush??? Stupid.
Tebow is unstoppable
When it comes down to rushing Inside the 10!
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 1:29 PM EST reply actions
Aww great, we just lost the game
I honestly have zero faith we can score more than 3 points a game
Why advertise?
I wouldn’t want my company to be associated with this team.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
120-24
Fuck.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Gabbert and Painter lead the league
in “girl hair”
New Math: 2011-18 = 0-16
by EVLGNUS on Nov 13, 2011 1:33 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
haha
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe they can get Head & Shoulders commercials like Polamalu!
Could happen, right?
That was complete luck.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Maybe
Pretty athletic move to recover that fumble.
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
O shit
Mixing up the playcalling.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
What is this redzone you speak of?
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Sweet reverse!
Nice Way to put garcon into the game
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 1:37 PM EST reply actions
Gotta make sure
We stay out of FG range
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Looks to be hurt though
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome back to Indy Clint
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
He has no reason to
He thinks he played well and earned a big contract.
Even this year, this is the first time he plays well.
MVP of the 1st quarter for the Jags - Curtis Painter
MVP of the 1st quarter for the Colts – Blaine Gabbert
Did you expect anything else?
How does he do it?
after the game...
Dave Matthews tour bus is picking up Painter and Gabbert to go on tour…
TTYL,
Big Blue Dawg
About that players only meeting...
Reggie Wayne said Jeff Saturday had words for the Colts: "He didn’t have to yell, he didn’t have to scream or sound like a macho man or Randy Savage." He didn’t scream like Randy Savage? No wonder these guys can’t win a game. Should have brought in a newspaper and said, “Everyone is saying we’re yesterday’s news! OH YEAH!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=027ecdfbx-k
Tepper didn't help
He looked right at the LB and let him run by!!!!
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Thinking we should just hand off every play too
What’s the lowest number of passes ever in an NFL game? These teams really need to try to break that.
Sacked for the 7th today?
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Sigh.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Don't test Irsay
We may not have an owner
And Colts cut Chick why again?
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
of course
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Its hard to tell
Who’s worse yet… The jags are some serious contenders
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
WORST QB ever -
I’d like to see an article about how 80% of our problems are because Painter just cannot deliver.
Rather than another pissy article about
The Polians being the second coming of the devil.
by buymymonkey on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You were right
vvvvvv
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Oh, fuck you Lacey.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
almost only counts
when it comes to “almost” scoring a TD and or coaches “Almost” making adjustments
TTYL,
Big Blue Dawg
This is how the Defense gets gassed -
Start out okay, and then after repeated three an outs, they start to break down.
How did JAX win 2 games?
They suck as much as the Colts or Dolphins.
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
Painter sucks
This guy really sucks. I mean really really sucks. I don’t understand why the hell does he hold the ball for so long only to take a sack??? Throw the damn ball dude…
HS QBs are smarter
The math is not really hard…hold the ball and lose 11 yds or throw it away and give the defense a better field position…Coach needs to knock some sense into him…
You guys remember the first game Painter started, I think it was vs Tampa
and everyone who thought Painter was good was like “you guys need to apologize or eat some crow for criticizing him”. Looks like the anti Painter folks were right.
Well, D plays "good enough"
When they’re not forced to play 50 minutes per game due to our bottom of the barrel QB.
If Painter goes three and out again -
I’m going to fly to Indy right now, run onto the field and punch him in the nose.
by buymymonkey on Nov 13, 2011 2:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Expand on this topic
When Peyton audibled I felt like he was putting the Colts into the right play…when Painter Audibles I feel ………….
@IndyVerm
Lacey just looks lost
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Crap - I called Air Tran
They’ve cancelled all flights to Indy due to the number of threats against Painter… Dang.
That draft graphic was a thing of beauty.
How does he do it?
Hail Mary time?
Maybe a Hail Mary or two will enliven the proceedings.
As usual
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, a PR with + yardage.
I’m getting short of breath.
Did anyone else see the Jags play bending one of the Colts player in half?
I think it was Tamme with his leg bent behind and his neck bent backwards wtf
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
It was Tamme.
Totally uncalled for by the Jags player. He didn’t even try to get off.
by ActionOxford on Nov 13, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Stats on Painter -
Over the past 18 quarters — since running up a 24-14 lead over Kansas City on Oct. 9 — the Curtis Painter-led Colts offense has had 50 possessions and accomplished little: four touchdowns, two field goal attempts. There have been 10 turnovers and 28 punts.
LOL -
I think in the end this year will be the story of “no reasonable backup QB”… I know why that is, but it’s a darned dirty shame.
by buymymonkey on Nov 13, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh that was pretty...........
Pretty shitty tackling.
Note to Coyer: Don't go into a prevent
Seriously, they’re going to run the ball
Scobee can suck it!!
I hate that dude!!!
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
I think 46 yards
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
Oh...my...god...
This will be a long game.
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
Yea great, still boringest game I've seen yet.
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
Hahaha!
Did you see someone say something to Scobee after he missed, and Scobee angrily mouthed “F you”
Caldwell during halftime will say: "Guys, we need to get back to basics, obviously"
Or he’ll just stare at them
question
Is scoring points considered a football basic??
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno man
Maybe he’s a maniac, throwing chairs, punching Manning in the crotch, dropping F bombs? Maybe Polian runs in to sedate him, and that’s why the rest of the game he’ll be very quiet.
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
Switching to redzone-
Glad that they’re giving us a break
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 2:23 PM EST reply actions
Screw it I've seen McAfee kick 75 yard FGs, lets kick it every possesion lol
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
How the hell is Dallas up 28-7 at half time?
But will most likely score 7 points next week in the whole game.
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
"No highlights" LMFAO!
New Math: 2011-18 = 0-16
by EVLGNUS on Nov 13, 2011 2:28 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
McAfee!
MVP!
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Reply Fail
I meant to reply to the question of whether we have a 3rd string QB.
New Math: 2011-18 = 0-16
im starting to think
its not even worth posting about… unless i miss an opportunity at a laugh
TTYL,
Big Blue Dawg
Any HS team in the state could
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Tebow IS 0-4 at the half! Even worse
Than painter and gabbert
by Martin Steinkogler on Nov 13, 2011 2:32 PM EST reply actions
I'd usually say that was dumb of Garcon, but...
…I think he’s just trying to do something, ANYTHING, to give this team a spark
and watch him trying for dancing with the stars
Why can’t he run forward???
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
And it makes the stadium look cold and industrial
RCA was cozy.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Whatever your opinion on Brown........
He is the only guy with positive stats today.
very true
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
That's ANOTHER COLTS.....
3 AND OUT!!
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
Painter: 7/11, 52 yards
Thinking maybe he should be working at 7/11 with stats like that
Of course she's loose
Everybody’s loose when your hung like a tampon string.
Damn, you phucked up
I ain’t buyin none o’ yer monkey.
Jeez
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
MJD is getting close to breaking one
Bound to happen
You know you are bad when..
You can’t find a decent stream of the game online, only found one and it drops off every other minute
"A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live." - Martin Luther King Jr.
by ArmyBoiler on Nov 13, 2011 2:51 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
There was a marching band thing here for the last 2 days
Also explains the endzones.
But I like the Colts sucking jokes more.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
He's getting held a lot.
It will never get called.
by ActionOxford on Nov 13, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wow
Even the Jags offense looks better than the Colts.
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
They do have 2 wins
"A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live." - Martin Luther King Jr.
by ArmyBoiler on Nov 13, 2011 2:54 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Stop the run
D needs to fuck that guy up…West who is running down the middle.
I did notice
That they’re playing a little tighter. I was watching the Giants play last week against the Patriots (hurray for the Giants) and I saw a lot of cushion as well.
And we lost
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
0-16, here we come!!!!!
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
Nah, don't worry Painter is settin it up for a great comeback.........
PPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Caldwell
Looks lost yet again.
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
Careful
They may start testing us around here
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Perspective
It is a bit unrealistic to expect the D to stuff everything if they are on the field for the entire game. Good drive by JAX..
Oh, for cripes sakes.
Were 0-9 because of the refs. NOT.
It's the QB -
We can’t sustain a drive. We can hardly get a first down. We’ve got the best receivers in the league (or some of them) and haven’t connected once. That’s not a problem with the D, or special teams or…
by buymymonkey on Nov 13, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think we all know how this will go
Colts will lose, Irsay will make some cryptic tweet about something, Polian on his radio show will say the defense played great, Caldwell will stare,,,repeat again in 2 weeks
Also Painter's average YPA
New Math: 2011-18 = 0-16
by EVLGNUS on Nov 13, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No worries....just another item they need to get back to basics on
like WATCHING THE DAMN BALL.
Absolutely no excuse for a WR false start, ever.
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Take some risks now...
FFS man…if you are gonna throw, go downfield…play calling has been a disaster. If the guy is gonna lose yds, at least throw it in Jags territory….
Again a Math Fail:
Int at Jags 2 is better than a sack at our own 10.
Observe Painter's reads...
He seems to completely turn himself so that his option 2 is almost on his blind side. Seriously dude…..
OMG!!!! put Orlovsky in fucking game please!!!
by COLTS_CR9 on Nov 13, 2011 3:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yes
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes I wish the Colts fans werent so nice.
Philly fans would have thrown batteries at Painter a few games ago
Curtis Painter = Drive Killer
OK, your had your chance, now, sit down.
Manning...take over please
Is Manning calling the plays?
Manning can call plays all he wants........
You still need tools to execute the plays.
Painter
has another opportunity to throw another INT.
Who is 69...
…and why does he keep reporting?
Say what you want
But Brown isn’t any good if he has to cut back or the hole isn’t open right away.
just so Painter can still turn it over
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahaha
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ordering my Luck jersey...
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
by Ram27 on Nov 13, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Play calling super fail
When you have a joker like Painter, why don’t you run the damn ball?????
LOL
I don’t even know what to say anymore.
Call Jim Sorgi!
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
Did anyone see the stat on tv?
Painter has the longest active streak of qtrs with no td passes. I guess we’re trying to break all the records this year
The irony of Orlovsky coming in
And we go 0-16
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
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What are you talking about?
Denver is up 10-7…
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
The ref
Was shuffling his feet while turning around
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Not spoiled for choice
Lots of key injuries. Team is a bit thin on talent.
I’d be happy just to see anything more than 15 yards down the field NOT get intercepted
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Pair of what?
Certainly not a pair of hands, right?
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
Time for the BIG O!!
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
nope
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
by Guy LeDouche on Nov 13, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
The ghost of Curtis Painter lingers
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
That's it.
MCAFEE FOR QB
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
by KBUnitz on Nov 13, 2011 3:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Folks,
I know it is hard to swallow. But all of this losing will pay off in the end!!!
MJD
At least I can root for MJD to score a TD…I need help in my fantasy league
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
they gotta start Orlovsky after this week right?
Painter gets pulled from two games in a row for ineptitude, gotta at least give Dan a shot for a whole game
Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB
We suck so much.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Castonzo
Has looked like an amateur today guys. He has been beaten routinely and has not been impressive at all.
by Blue Report on Nov 13, 2011 3:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions
What do folks think
about giving up a 2nd or 3rd for Desean Jackson since he is falling out of favor in Philly?
Well, take it easy guys.
This is all I can take this week. I’m going in the back yard and sniff dog turds.
I see it now
Game 14..we 0-13..we are losing at half-time..so the colts insert a guy named Manning who goes out and wins the game..preventing the perfect season. Coach Cadwell says we needed to rest our starters for the off season
I honestly believe
it is the coaching that’s stunting the players’ progress.
i hope 0%
i wonder if he lasts past the bye
Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB
by danorocks17 on Nov 13, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Brett Favre anyone?
Can’t be worse than Orlovsky and Painter.
Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
I'm excited for the game next week
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Me too. not wasting a day away.
by superbeast on Nov 13, 2011 3:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
2011 Colts...
Total dominance of suckage.
by superbeast on Nov 13, 2011 3:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I would still start the big O over Painter anyway
What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, g******it. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh** 'em down the visitors toilet!
caldwell should be fired tomorrow
by Blue Report on Nov 13, 2011 3:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
is it just me
or does Steve Buerleins tone of his voice possibly sound like a young Bill Polian? I wanna hear him say the word technique!
TTYL,
Big Blue Dawg
When they're 0-15 he should start the last game against the Jaguars.
See if he can muster a superhuman performance to avoid the shame of going being on two 0-16 teams.
Good thing Caldwell
punted near the end of the first half with one yard to go on the 50 yard line. We have so much to lose by taking chances.
Taking chances?
Every time you give Painter the ball, you take a 90-10 chance…of losing it.
if they didnt pick that 3rd down up
i thought caldwell would go for the FG
Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB
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Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE
I think your fingers were a row too high or something
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Nah.
WeGot2 ceep believ in blue! ! !!! Shw yur pride Clits fans! Touchloss tlast baktan but well keep fightin!!@!?! Marijuana!
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Polian, the jig is up.
It’s now official. Everyone is on to you.
Any chance of Jeff George?
Honestly, he can’t be worse and it would highly entertaining. We may as well have some fun as we sink further into football hell.
I feel like Rod Serling of Twilight Zone
is going to walk out from behind the goal post and say ‘Next stop, at the sign post up ahead, you’re about to enter a place affectionately known as football hell.’
This is all wrath from the football gods for resting the starters back whenever the fuck we were good
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
by Ram27 on Nov 13, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's difficult to remember when we were good.
I recall it was not that long ago, but everything seems so hazy now…
Everyone looks frusturated
But they still fucking keep playing like shit.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Without a doubt
this has to be the worst football team in NFL history.
after thinking about it I agree with that
when the lions went 0-16 they played better then this and they didn’t have 6 pro bowlers on there team
3-13 season to 13-3 in one season
Next year from 0-16 to 16-0 that’ll be the biggest turnaround.
by superbeast on Nov 13, 2011 3:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Beautiful game.
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
Nah, Painter woulda dropped the mic by now
"I think Painter is pretty damn bad. We compare him to how pathetic he was at first, and now we think he’s good. He isn't." - buymymonkey
lol
and his voice pitch is either too high or too low
Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB
I doubt he has that option
But maybe he should fake feeling bad, so Colts opt out, and he can sign with SF and win a championship
The Bill Polian 'general manager' doctrine.
-Screw up draft picks
-make bad personnel moves within existing roster
-hire a head coach with an abysmal college won/loss record
-implement a smaller player philosophy on defense (and offense)
-tank historical game when you’re undefeated
-ignore the local media
-hire little boy (who has no experience) to run the team
-and, hope like hell your #1 superstar draft pick in 1998 doesn’t get hurt!!
Caldwell stating the punting/kicking game went well. (seriously)
"Help, I've fallen in the tub and can't get up!"
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