The Solution to the Colts' Offensive Woes

by Ram27 on Nov 17, 2011 11:54 PM EST

Pat McAfee.

As you know, this guy is pretty much the best player on the team (and at least right now, the best one listed under QB).
He is also the solution to all of our fucking scoring problems.

Assuming whichever player we have returning kicks takes a knee, the Colts start the drive at their 20.

Play 1: Handoff to Carter
About 4 yards gain.
Out to 24.
Play 2: Drop back, handoff to Brown
About 3 yards gain.
Out to 27.
Play 3: Handoff to whichever RB got more yards from previous plays
About 3-4 yards gain.
Out to 30.

Now, 4th down.
Play 4: This.
We score 3.

Yes, that is more than 75 yards, but this assumes that the coaching staff finally fucking gives up on passing, and gives PMac the practice time to do this.
And that video was just college. Imagine how much he could improve with reps.

The Colts should implement this.
What's to lose?

Poll

Should this be the Colts' offensive strategy until we get Luck or Manning?

Yes

17 votes

No

11 votes

Fire Caldwell.

23 votes

Fire the Polians.

7 votes

boobs

52 votes

110 votes | Poll has closed

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Had to vote boobs

Just because.

But I don’t mind this idea, better than any gameplan they have right now.

Pat McAfee 2012 Pro Bowl bound!
Anthony Calvillo - 72,382 passing yards - pro football's all-time leader
Jon Stewart for President 2016
OCCUPY BILL POLIAN'S OFFICE

by KBUnitz on Nov 18, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions