FanPost

The Solution to the Colts' Offensive Woes

Pat McAfee.

As you know, this guy is pretty much the best player on the team (and at least right now, the best one listed under QB).
He is also the solution to all of our fucking scoring problems.


Assuming whichever player we have returning kicks takes a knee, the Colts start the drive at their 20.

Play 1: Handoff to Carter
About 4 yards gain.
Out to 24.
Play 2: Drop back, handoff to Brown
About 3 yards gain.
Out to 27.
Play 3: Handoff to whichever RB got more yards from previous plays
About 3-4 yards gain.
Out to 30.

Now, 4th down.
Play 4: This.
We score 3.

Yes, that is more than 75 yards, but this assumes that the coaching staff finally fucking gives up on passing, and gives PMac the practice time to do this.
And that video was just college. Imagine how much he could improve with reps.

The Colts should implement this.
What's to lose?

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Stampede Blue

You must be a member of Stampede Blue to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Stampede Blue. You should read them.

Join Stampede Blue

You must be a member of Stampede Blue to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Stampede Blue. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker