For a Colts fan could there be a worse matchup for a Super Bowl? Of course we want to support little brother, but if the Giants win the obnoxious New York media will spend the next two months babbling about how Eli is better than Peyton (which is obviously not true). Of course the alternative of watching Bill Belichick and Tom Brady raise another Lombardi Trophy is nauseating beyond belief and a feat that I had hoped was long behind us.

In the end, the Pats - Giants Super Bowl is a nightmare scenario for Colts fans and the Peyton legacy. It's a lose, lose situation, which is what I hope improbably happens. Can someone turn off the lights in the Luke?