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When you break up with a girl you love...


...you sit around listening to depressing albums, eating junk food or no food at all, and contemplating every step in the process that led to this catastrophic event. You have no desire to hear how smoking hot your friend's girlfriend's cousin is, but, when you finally do see the cousin, she really is that smoking hot. You then start thinking things like..."Okay, no one will ever replace my original girl, but IF somebody has to, I really want it to be her."

In football terms, I spent the entire week in depressing albums and junk food. Late last night, however, I got on YouTube and starting watching Andrew Luck highlights. Sure, nobody will ever replace Peyton Manning, but if somebody has to, I really want it to be this dude. He is a pretty incredible football player, and at some point we are all just going to have to get over it and be thankful that the new guy is roughly one million times better than Curtis Painter.

Some of you will now make jokes about me thinking Andrew Luck is hot or having a man crush, etc. Those of you who can grasp the analogy, however, need to likewise go on YouTube and watch some clips. It will cheer you up somewhat.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Stampede Blue's writers or editors.

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