Peyton Manning, The Houston Texans, I Think I'm Going To Be Sick

Lovely readers, remember last week when yours truly wrote a little article over at SB Nation Indiana discussing the possibility of Peyton Manning playing for the Houston Texans next season?

Remember that?

I do. My favorite comment for that article came from reader BobInBlue, who wrote:

This

is stupid.

He got two recs for that stirring rebuttal, and, on some level, he is probably right. It is stupid. So stupid, in fact, that it might just friggin happen! From Bob Allen of KTRK-TV in Houston, via PFT:

"Someone I know who is close friends with the Manning family says Peyton is definitely interested in possibly coming to the Texans. Peyton will be released by the Colts early next month and will be a free agent. The person who knows the Mannings says Peyton wants to play on a team that has a chance of going to a Super Bowl, and the Texans fit that description."

Unlike some of you, I want Peyton Manning off the Colts roster in 2012. I want him to win another ring, and he has no chance to do that in Indianapolis anytime soon. I would be excited if he landed in Denver. If he wound up in Washington, Arizona, or Seattle, those places are fine too.

Houston? The Texans? Jesus god no.

I might just projectile vomit on my keyboard if I ever see the news 'Manning Signs With Texans' flash across my TV screen. Like, vomit every time I see it.

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