Recently, former Colts draft bust (and now poster child for some of the anti-Grigson folks on StampedeBlue) Jerry Hughes admitted that he was drag racing with Marcell Dareus. No big deal, except that while drag-racing with him, Dareus ran his car into a tree. Of course, Hughes wouldn't admit to speeding (it isn't much of a drag race then...).
I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere regarding rushing and passing, but I'll leave it up to the more seasoned pros to come up with them.
In unrelated, but still car-related news, our beloved Jim Irsay has had his driver's license suspended for a year. This is in accordance with Indiana state law which issues this suspension for anyone who refuses to submit to a drug test after being pulled over.
During these slow months, I hope little tidbits like this can get you through.