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THE PERFECT OFFSEASON

Hey guys I'm new around here and I have a little more free time. Just thought I'd swing by to talk about my favorite team: the Colts! Here is my mock offseason for our Colts:

Free Agency

Here would be my pickups in FA:

Stephen Tulloch(ILB, Eagles) - Tulloch is a very gritty football player with GREAT instincts! He is 32 years old but that means he has a lot of experience! Btw I love old washed up Eagles stars! (5 years 15 million)

Lawrence Guy(DE, Ravens) - Guy is an amazing pass rusher who is a former Colt. I know things didn't go well for him here but I blame it on Chuck for not utilizing him properly. He is still young and is going to be a stud!(3 years 20 million)

Terrelle Pryor(WR, Browns) - The more the merrier! Andrew can't have enough targets right? Terrelle really is a master at chopping wood and if Andrew gets injured, we also can use him as a backup QB! Two for the price of one! (5 years 35 million)

Eddie Lacy(RB, Packers) - Man is this guy is a beast! He can run through anyone! Me and Chuck have both agreed that Lacy would be a steal if we picked him up! (5 years 30 million).

Julius Peppers(OLB, Packers) - Man was this dude a monster in his prime. We pick him up to give the Colts a potent pass rushing attack. He might be 37 but he still got it baby!(2 years 20 million)

James Harrison(OLB, Steelers) - Man building this monster is almost be complete. Imagine a pass rushing attack of Peppers and Harrison. Damn son. ( 2 years 15 million)

Draft

Round 1 - Austin Rehkow(P, Idaho) - Man this guy is the real deal. Many of you might be surprised about this pick but don't worry, in 5 years everyone in the top 15 will regret no taking him. Especially since Mcuntafee retired, we needed a quality replacement.

Round 2 - John Ross(WR, Washington) - Man can this kid fly! He is lightning quick and his athletic ability is jaw- dropping!Reminds me of that amazing pick I had back in 2015; the one and only Philip Dorsett!

Round 3 - Brad Kaaya(QB, Miami) - Now, I know we have Andrew but hear me out. If Andrew goes down with injury, we have a great gunslinger in Kaaya to replace him! Genius!

Round 4a - Javancy Jones(OLB, Jackson St.) - Many of you might be like, "Who the hell is this guy and what is Jackson St.?". Well I'll be the first to tell you I'm an expert in identifying gems and this kid is one. Real world beater this kid and likes chopping wood.

Round 4b - Corn Elder(CB, Miami) - Man I love my Miami kids. This kids a stud. He, just like me, wants to build a monster. Cool shit

Round 5 - Ironhead Gallon(ILB, Georgia Southern) - He has a cool name. End of story.

Round 6 - Cole Mazza(LS, Alabama) - This kid is a steal. #1 Long Snapper in the nation. Period.

Comment below how amazing this offseason would be. I personally would grade this as an A++++.

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