Trash Talk
April Fools from the blogger you love to hate
If y'all haven't noticed, it's your arch nemesis, MaPatsFan. Your fearless leader BigBlueShoe is stirring up the pot over at my blog, Pats Pulpit. This was less painful than I thought, but still not right - no offense. I mean, too much blue, horshoes, and something called the Horse Trailer? What tha... And not that I don't mind me a good steak sandwich now and again, but give me a bowl of chowder any day and not that fake Manhattan version. What's with all the tomatoes? I think Foxboro, MA is the center of the universe, Tom Brady is one of the greatest QB's to ever play the game, and Wes Welker (the jersey I wear) is the most dangerous underneath receiver in the biz. But you guys wouldn't want anything else from your hated rival, right?
Seriously, as always it's fun to hang with you guys. When I first started blogging here as a lowly commenter, I wanted to learn about the Colts - know your enemy kind of stuff - and I've always been impressed with the passion of this crew. And the knowledge; that's what it's all about for me. Even though I've lived outside of Bawstun all of my life, I'm no Tommy from Quinzee. I believe both teams need each other, they each make the other better. Same is true for Peyton and Tom. To steal a bit from BBS, they're Magic and Larry - determined enemies on the gridiron, but friends who appreciate each other's talent and competitive spirit. This league is better because of the competitiveness between our clubs.
Thanks for putting up with me and I leave you with one thought...
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Chippy Titans fans sometimes need reminding
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Everyone, in case you didn't know, the Tennessee Titans won the AFC South for the first time in six years. Yay and yippee for them. They did, indeed, deserve the division.
Sadly, there are a lot of chippy, dumb, and arrogant people who root for the Titans. There are also a lot of smart, intelligent, and pleasant Titans fans as well, but for some reason the dumb ones seem to keep chatting it up here. I guess all the years of our team kicking the crap out of t heir's have made these folks develop a bit of an inferiority complex. They get one sniff of success (like, say, winning the division) and they think it is a license to act like their team has actually accomplished something that is worth trash talking over.
Just to put things in perspective, since 2002 (when the AFC South was formed):
Division Titles: Colts 5, Titans 2
Number of 10 or more win seasons: Colts 6 (hopefully 7 soon), Titans 4
Number of losing seasons: Colts 0, Titans 2 (hey, the beat us at something)
Number of trips to the playoffs: Colts 6 (hopefully 7 soon), Titans 4
Playoff Record: Colts 7-5, Titans 2-3
Head-to-head record: Colts 9-Titans 4
Super Bowl Victories: Colts 1, Titans 0
So, when the dumb contingent of Titans fans come here looking for trouble, kindly post this common knowledge for them, and then (figuratively) walk away. If said Titans fans continue to mock and troll, they will get warned. If they persist after that, banhammer. We are happy to welcome Titans fans and to talk about how our team will play theirs Week 17. But, we will not tolerate morons and general idiots who claim the Titans have been better or on par with the Colts the last few years. Such deluded schmucks can kindly roam somewhere else, because we can only suspend our belief so much.
The rest of us who live on planet earth will move on, kindly content with the knowledge that the Colts have owned the Titans since the beginning of the AFC South, and them winning the division this year does not change that.

PWNED!
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Now, onto the Lions.
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Wes Welker should count his Rings before talking
Patriots WR Wes Welker was speaking at a youth football camp on Friday about his experiences in the NFL, the "dagger" that was Super Bowl XLII, among other things. It's a great thing that NFL players get out in there communities (this was in his hometown of Oklahoma City). He also talked about his former teammate Asante Samuel, who signed a $57 million deal with the Eagles in the offseason. Says Welker:
Welker expressed disappointment that the Patriots weren't able to re-sign Asante Samuel, an All-Pro and Pro Bowl selection last season who won two Super Bowls with New England. Samuel instead signed a six-year, $57 million contract with the Philadelphia Eagles.
"Asante's a great player, so it hurts not to have a guy like that. But then again, it's part of the business of the game," Welker said. "He chose money over championships, and that's the way it goes sometimes."
Here's a stat that even Terry can agree with:
Asante Samuel: 2 Championships
Wes Welker: 0 Championships
Welker has played for New England for 1 season, after spending the beginning of his career with the lowly Dolphins. He was helped immensely by having a great QB throwing to him, and a great WR on the other side of the ball constantly drawing the defense's best defender(s). And he didn't win a championship last season, and while they are the favorite in '08, there is no guarantee the Patriots will ever win a championship with Welker on the team. Samuel has won 2 of them already. And Philadelphia isn't some bottom dwelling team either. They are a very good team stuck in a tough division. They could easily make a run like the Giants did last season.
Samuel is reached the pinnacle of the sport twice. It may make some players not worry so much about winning a title than others. New England runs their franchise a certain way, and you can't really fault them for doing it the way they do. They've had moderate success over the past decade. Samuel wanted to make more than what New England would pay him, so he left.
When Welker actually wins a championship, maybe then he can criticize people for "choosing money over championships."
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2008 Stampede Blue Draft Challenge
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Stampede Blue Mock Draft Challenge
No purchase nessecary.
It's amazing how the coverage of the NFL draft has expanded almost exponentially over the past several years. We used to be stuck with one "uniquely haired" draft analyst. Now you can go to any number of dedicated draft websites and read full bios of potential draftees along with mock drafts. I've done some straw polling, and the number of people creating their own Mock Drafts in the last year alone has risen over 72%.
Since several of you already have been working on mock drafts, I thought it would be fun to have a challenge to see who's mock draft faired the best. We'll actually have two contests. The first will consist of the Colts draft only. The second challenge will be to create a 2 round full NFL Mock Draft.
Create a mock draft such as BigBlueShoe's Scoring will be:
- Rounds 1-3 - 1 point for each player in the correct draft pick.
- Rounds 5-5 - 2 points for each player in the correct draft pick.
- Rounds 6-7 - 3 points for each player in the correct draft pick.
The person with the most points wins. To earn a point for the selection, you must get the Player Drafted matched to the exact draft pick he was selected with, not just the round he was drafted in.
For the first round, match the pick number, team, and player selected to receive a point. Do the same for the 2nd round and receive 2 points. Simple, eh? The person who accumulates the most points wins.
Get your pencils out, and start working on your selections. You have until Friday, April 25th at midnight to EMAIL your Mock Drafts to me. Feel free to enter one or both. Only one entry per person. All disputes will be resolved by the Stampede Blue admin. Feel free to offer any ideas or suggestions for improvements such as expanding the number of rounds, expanding the points system, etc.
Feel free to post your mock drafts, but I must receive them in my email to be official.
Please let me know if something wasn't clear, or if you have any questions.
Good Luck!
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2008 NCAA Bracket Challenge Standings
Just wanted to let everyone know where the Stampede Blue Bracket challenge stands heading into the Final Four this weekend. I, as always, have done terrible but I'll hold out hope that Kansas can pull it off.
I'll just list the bracket names. Some of them are obvious as to who they belong to, and some I don't even know.
1 - vances brackett - 98pts
2 - zooballsz - 94pts
3 - JakeTheSnake's Glory Stompin' - 91pts
4 - John's SB picks - 89pts
5 - dallydrake - 88pts
6 - Z's beast it up ballers brackt - 86pts
7 - BlueVols Picks - 83pts
8 - HorseShoe - 81pts
8 - LSUFANBRACKET - 81pts
10 - bsanders37 - 80pts
10 - torontocoltsfan - 80pts
12 - Ed OG - 79pts
13 - Shonuff - 78pts
13 - DoTheMathis98 - 78pts
15 - Palermo's TARHEELS - 77pts
15 - coltsfanawalt - 77pts
17 - the21eraser - 76pts
17 - Terry - 76pts
19 - I Suck - 73pts
20 - LovinBlue - 72pts
21 - Butler got screwed - 70pts
22 - UltimateVol - 69pts
23 - Irish II - 64pts
Now that we're almost done with the NCAA brackets, it's time to get those Mock Drafts polished up. More details to come...
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It's Time, Once Again, to Root Against the Patriots
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They are nicknamed: The Patriots.
It is our duty as Colts fans to root against them. Can you really see yourself saying: "I'm rooting for the Patriots. The Patriots are the feel-good story in Sports." I need a shower after saying that.
College teams shouldn't be the only "Patriots" we root against (Baptist Bible College, we are coming after you too). I did a search of Indiana High School Nicknames, and there are 9 schools in our great state of Indiana that share a nickname with that team in the Northeast. What a travesty. These schools really should consider changing their nicknames to something that is synomynous with good moral character, doing things the right way, and, of course, winning without the aid of video cameras and HGH.
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All of these schools should change their nickname to...The Colts! Not one high school in Indiana has the nickname "Colts." I have found 9 candidates for this honor. Please step forward, and get yourself a new, better, nickname.
Anyway, back to Thursday night. You should all practice your "Let's Go Irish!" chants before the game. The big guy from Schererville, it's pronounced HAIR-ann-GO-dee. CW over at Rakes of Mallow has some good preview material, so you can start your hating of the Patriots sooner than 9:50 EDT Thursday night.
By the way, I'll be looking at everyone's bracket, and seeing who the "Patriot" fans are here. There is still time to change your bracket. Trevor Laws will be very disappointed in you if you don't.
Don't be a "Patriot" fan (but do consider going to school there. It's quite good.) Go Irish!
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2008 Stampede Blue NCAA Pick'em Tournament
That's right. It's the 2008 Stampede Blue NCAA Bracket Challenge. We may be a NFL Football/Colts blog, but there is no denying that almost every sports fan in America will fill out a bracket. We might as well see who has the wits when it comes to NCAA Men's Basketball, and who couldn't match up with Peggy in Accounts Payable.
All you need is a free Yahoo.com account to participate. All normal Yahoo.com Fantasy Sports rules and scoring applies. It's pretty simple; you pick the most games and score the most points, you'll win.
All you need to do is CLICK HERE to join in the challenge. Please identify your Stampede Blue user name somewhere so we can congratulate, or make fun of you.
Winners get bragging rights. Hey, we're cheap!
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Ode to Crushing the Texans
You know let me start this off by saying that I think that Matt Schaub could be a good QB and that while David Carr has talent he clearly had overstayed his welcome in Houston. I mean, last season was as bad as I had ever seen him play. So on that point I agree with the Texans fans and disagree a bit with my friend, BigBlueShoe.
That being said, I am going to have to defend my fellow blogger BigBlueShoe because the things the Texans said about him and our beloved Colts were just numbingly stupid. I felt dumber after reading the Texans fans talking about how they are "on the up" and we Colts are "on the down." Let me just clarrify that having an unproven QB, an aging injury prone RB, and an over-rated WR does not make you "on the up." All that makes you is the 4-12 Texans that you always have been, and until you do otherwise I would suggest you show the Colts some respect. In fact, I think we have won more games in the last two years then you have won in your entire franchise.
And that brings me to my other point that the Colts completely own the Texans and always will as long as Manning commands the field. So in the meantime, talk smack as soon as you win at least 9 games in a season. In fact, if you guys sweep us within the next two years I will eat my keyboard with Tartar sauce!
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So I would suggest you stay with all of your "great" Houston memories such as Warren Moon choking in the playoffs at Buffalo, the "glory days" of Webster Slaughter and Haywood Jeffries, memories of all your bad draft picks and finally those "special" memories of David Carr getting destroyed by Mr. Freeney (again and again and again and again).
Oh and its not a "division rivalry" until you can actually "rival" us in some way. Peace! ;)
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