Bill Simmons: Gutless punk
Bill Simmons, ESPN's sorry excuse for a writer and an even sorrier excuse for a sports fan, actually wrote this before the Colts squashed Denver Sunday:
Broncos (+9.5) over COLTS
Come on, this line shouldn't be higher than 7. I'm not paying the Colts Tax because Denver has two quality CBs to handle Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne, which means Joe Addai has to run all over them for Indy to cover this spread. (I'm not ruling it out, but it seems like a stretch.) More importantly, Denver was embarrassed in last week's Jags game; you never want to go against a team with a good coach that was embarrassed the week before. And if that's not enough, everyone and their degenerate brother will be throwing the Chargers, Cowboys and Colts into a three-team teaser on Sunday. That's never good. Out of those three, the Colts seem like the shakiest link, don't they?
(Random fantasy note: On my 3-0 West Coast team that's morphing into the 2007 Pats of fantasy teams, I have Kenton Keith and Selvin Young stocked on my bench just in case Addai or Travis Henry get injured and I can trade Keith or Young to the teams that have Addai or Henry. That means I'll be watching this game rooting for the starting running backs to get injured every time they touch the ball. Can you think of another avenue in life when you'd openly and shamelessly root for two human beings to pull a hamstring, sprain a knee or break a foot for three straight hours? Me neither. I love fantasy football.)
Bill Simmons is not a sports writer.
I mean, I hate the Patriots and all, and I know their coach is a cheating prick, but I have never, ever wished harm to any of their players; not even Rodney Harrison. Sure, when Rodney hurt himself last season while pulling on Marvin Harrison's face mask, I laughed. Rodney hurt himself while trying to hurt a player better than him. That's comedy! But I never wished injury on him or anyone else.
Simmons, on the other hand, has a different agenda. Honestly, why does ESPN employ this idiot? What fan, let alone what "journalist," would want a player to get hurt? I'm sure there are some morons out their that would love to take a shot at Tom Brady's knees, but those aren't fans. Those are thugs.
We can now officially include Bill Simmons in that thug category. Feel free to tell the ESPN Ombudsman what you think about Bill Simmons' unprofessional article wishing injury on professional football players just so he can win at a fantasy game (a game, I hope, he isn't betting on). Simmons has often made it clear that we should consider him a journalist, but no journalist would write an article even joking about players getting hurt, let alone condoning it. If they did, it would cost them their job.
This should have consequences for Simmons.
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Bill Simmons wishing poverty on small children since 2007.
Disgusting
I was sickened to read Bill Simmons' article, "Who let the underdogs out?" yesterday. In it, he openly states that he is hoping personal injury to certain NFL players.
I am a Chiefs fan, a Colts fan, and a NFL fan in general. I root for my teams, I hope the teams they are playing lose, but I NEVER, and I mean NEVER, wish or even THINK that it would be a good thing for any player on the field to get injured.
To wish injury on someone for the sole purpose of winning a fantasy football game is reprehensible. Something should be done about this mean-spirited and downright evil man.
My reply:
As if reading this asshole's blind homerism for the Patriots isn't enough, now we have to hear him openly root for Colts players to get injured. I don't know why I would expect ESPN to care though, your head is so far up the Patriots ass, I might as well have sent this to the New England Public Relations department. I believe you guys share the same office, correct?
Devil's Advocate - In Defense of Bill Simmons
First off, the guy isn't in the same category as Peter King or John Clayton, where he has to give a fair and balanced view of what's going on. He writes about whatever sports-related topic he feels like, and he's freely admitted on several occasions that he's a huge homer for the Pats and Celtics. He's written two columns dedicated specifically to the Colts, namely the one before last season's Colts-Pats game and after the AFC Championship game.
Secondly, as much as we all like to pretend that we never wish harm on a player on another team, we've all done it. I was at the IU-Illinois football game two weekends ago, and I kept thinking "Juice Williams is going to get popped and break something eventually" and kinda hoping it would happen on the next play. We've all been there. This is a guy who less than a year ago watched his favorite team get this close to another title (because let's be realistic, the Bears wouldn't have made the playoffs in the AFC), and have it snatched away by someone he considers his personal nemesis. I don't agree with it, but I can see where he's coming from.
As is often said, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I don't think any of us are without sin on this one, so let's just focus on staying positive and hoping for the quick and complete recovery of Marvin, Rob, and Joe. And I suppose Travis Henry. After all, the guy has nine illegitimate kids to feed.
buut
by jdb on Oct 1, 2007 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the thing
In other news, Bill Parcells just accused the 49ers of knocking out the headsets on the first series during the 90s. Steve Young laughed, but didn't actually deny it.
by MonkeyBusiness on Oct 1, 2007 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I'm stupid
And then he wished that some players would get hurt, and made JOKES out of it? In Brazil, the sports writers are shit, totally shit. Sometimes they go kinda of deep too in being assholes, but I never saw anything quite like that. Never. Not even close.
If I didn't miss anything in the translation, this guy is a motherfucker, who don't know cock about football or 'work ethics'. Man... I hope I'm stupid.
What's the difference...
None except in the wise words of Clinton Portis "It's just dogs."
I never wish for a player to get hurt, I don't care who it is. I cringe whenever I see one of those guys laying there. How could you seriously jump up and cheer at a possible season or career ending injury to a guy who probably can't spell the name of his school.
by will on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Rob Morris out for year
by MadTownColtsFan on Oct 1, 2007 10:24 PM EDT reply actions

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