You might remember last week I mentioned that the Colts had a "special announcement" coming. Well, it looks like that special announcement is that Jim Irsay is Willy Wonka!...or a pimp, I'm not quite sure.
But that's not what I came here to talk about. Shockingly, I'm not even here to talk about the Pats-Colts game (that's all saved for Friday) what I really want to talk about right now is this picture:
(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)
What exactly is going on here? Why are Reggie's eyes shut? Where is Peyton's hand going? Are they about to do a tango? If the Colts end up doing a trick play on Sunday where Reggie does a pirouette, we'll know.