Know Your Colts History: 11/9/07

How to beat the Chargers in 8 simple steps:

1. Get Adam Vinatieri to do the Lights Out dance, Shawne Merriman will be so freaked out he can't focus on the game.
2. Make field goals that you know you can make.  In other words, make sure this can't happen.
3. Show Norv Turner that note LT wrote him last week.  He'll be even worse at coaching, if you believe that's possible.
4. Fumble the ball, keep fumbling the ball, don't stop fumbling the ball until you get to the endzone.
5. Replace the Chargers mariachi band with Hanson.  That throws off the competitive edge real quick.
6. Wrap up all the San Diego dogs in Colts jerseys.
7. Tell Clinton Hart that he isn't eligible to play in the NFL because he didn't go to college, community college doesn't count.  I should know because I go to community college.
8. Dress all the Colts in these:
   

The Chargers have a thing with not being able to touch this guy.